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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Imagine you are opening a brand new club, there are obvious things you need like changing room, toilets, lockers and showers. Space is limited but what would be your requirements to make it an establishment you would want to visit again and again?

Hot tub? Dungeon? Gang bang room? Nothing is off the table.

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering

An ice cream bar and a dildo recharge station x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ice cream bar and a dildo recharge station x "

Good thinking

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

Gangbang room for me .. with adjustable height bed..

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Gangbang room for me .. with adjustable height bed.. "

Inspired, very doable and doesn't need extra floorspace

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"An ice cream bar and a dildo recharge station x "

Possible USB charging points in all lockers, and power outlets in lockable rooms for doxies?

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering


"An ice cream bar and a dildo recharge station x

Possible USB charging points in all lockers, and power outlets in lockable rooms for doxies?"

Was thinking more, reverse your dildo in and then wait in the ice cream bar for it to charge, or am i thinking a bit to far out of the box ? Ok, how about a hot tub with lights in the bottom so you dont miss the bottom step and fall head first in , soak everyone and feel like a tw#t !! That never happened to me

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Heated pool and comfortable social only space

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"An ice cream bar and a dildo recharge station x

Possible USB charging points in all lockers, and power outlets in lockable rooms for doxies?

Was thinking more, reverse your dildo in and then wait in the ice cream bar for it to charge, or am i thinking a bit to far out of the box ? Ok, how about a hot tub with lights in the bottom so you dont miss the bottom step and fall head first in , soak everyone and feel like a tw#t !! That never happened to me "

A sensible hot tub with easy access and lights, definitely

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By *ungguy7.5Man
over a year ago

wokingham

Glory holes

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Glory holes "

Good call, individual booths like Chameleons, or the shared kneeling room in the old Attic? 4 people in a row. And do you combine with holes for boobs to have it as a grope box? Or be a purist and just glory holes?

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Norwichish

We played this game on weekend.

1) Dungeon

2) good bar/social/dance space (club first sex second)

3) All room doors stable (half/half) but lockable.

4) Amsterdam style rooms with large windows for people to watch.

5) designated photos allowed rooms/spaces/dungeon

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By *ungguy7.5Man
over a year ago

wokingham

Any combination. I like the idea where you can put your legs through the holes Czech hunter style.

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands


"Imagine you are opening a brand new club, there are obvious things you need like changing room, toilets, lockers and showers. Space is limited but what would be your requirements to make it an establishment you would want to visit again and again?

Hot tub? Dungeon? Gang bang room? Nothing is off the table."

I was actually thinking of this the other day. I would put an alley way section, with bins and litter strewn about, so folk coukd relive the dr@#ken night out walk home where you just so horny and go somewhere for a quickie

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By *onynickiCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"An ice cream bar and a dildo recharge station x "

You know what it’s like…… they will be a long queue and they won’t have the adaptor you need then having to wait for 45 mins before you can go again!

I’ll keep my petrol version for now!

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By *onynickiCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I suppose I could use the gangbang room whisky I’m waiting

Lube dispensers and wet wipes in every room maybe

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By *onynickiCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

Whilst even…….. although whisky would be nice too xx

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Valet parking and a VIP area.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"We played this game on weekend.

1) Dungeon

2) good bar/social/dance space (club first sex second)

3) All room doors stable (half/half) but lockable.

4) Amsterdam style rooms with large windows for people to watch.

5) designated photos allowed rooms/spaces/dungeon"

Stable doors a great idea, had an idea some doors could also have a lockable glory hole flap too.

Designated photo or filming area, with appropriate warnings and signage, excellent suggestion.

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

Even though im a single guy, id also put in a play area for no single guys allowed, which could make it more comfortable for people who dint want to feel pressured, or followed

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"I suppose I could use the gangbang room whisky I’m waiting

Lube dispensers and wet wipes in every room maybe"

Lube dispenser attached to the wall like the shampoo in hotels, yep, great idea. Possibly even free condoms too.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Even though im a single guy, id also put in a play area for no single guys allowed, which could make it more comfortable for people who dint want to feel pressured, or followed"

Chams, Pandora and Attic have a couples only area, very popular

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands


"Even though im a single guy, id also put in a play area for no single guys allowed, which could make it more comfortable for people who dint want to feel pressured, or followed

Chams, Pandora and Attic have a couples only area, very popular "

Attic was just one room. Im on about a full section, like pandoras top floor. Make it where the guys and couoles have to mix when round the bar or dance floor though, and not totally exclude them.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Even though im a single guy, id also put in a play area for no single guys allowed, which could make it more comfortable for people who dint want to feel pressured, or followed

Chams, Pandora and Attic have a couples only area, very popular

Attic was just one room. Im on about a full section, like pandoras top floor. Make it where the guys and couoles have to mix when round the bar or dance floor though, and not totally exclude them. "

With limited space, it may be more practical to have some couples only nights, like Chams do for Saturdays. But definitely a couples only room all the time.

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands


"Even though im a single guy, id also put in a play area for no single guys allowed, which could make it more comfortable for people who dint want to feel pressured, or followed

Chams, Pandora and Attic have a couples only area, very popular

Attic was just one room. Im on about a full section, like pandoras top floor. Make it where the guys and couoles have to mix when round the bar or dance floor though, and not totally exclude them.

With limited space, it may be more practical to have some couples only nights, like Chams do for Saturdays. But definitely a couples only room all the time."

Yea, space does come into it, but some couples may want guys, but just not to be followed, and find them rather than be found. Attic couldve easily done it, by having no guys past the upstairs bar area

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering


"An ice cream bar and a dildo recharge station x

You know what it’s like…… they will be a long queue and they won’t have the adaptor you need then having to wait for 45 mins before you can go again!

I’ll keep my petrol version for now! "

O gosh

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Cinema room seems popular with most people, stepped seating in some, leather sofas in the old Attic, booths around a playbed in Xtasia, etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An ice cream bar and a dildo recharge station x "

Nothing worse then being about to cum and my wand batteries start to run out it literally holds the build up and it’s so frustrating

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"An ice cream bar and a dildo recharge station x

Nothing worse then being about to cum and my wand batteries start to run out it literally holds the build up and it’s so frustrating "

Then definitely take the plug-in one and power outlets in each room

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Norwichish


"We played this game on weekend.

1) Dungeon

2) good bar/social/dance space (club first sex second)

3) All room doors stable (half/half) but lockable.

4) Amsterdam style rooms with large windows for people to watch.

5) designated photos allowed rooms/spaces/dungeon

Stable doors a great idea, had an idea some doors could also have a lockable glory hole flap too.

Designated photo or filming area, with appropriate warnings and signage, excellent suggestion."

There still has to be some rules on that, ie not that everyone can film what’s going on there it’s for those playing in that area only. Maybe provide some selfie sticks or phone mounts already installed on a wall.

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By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

Free drugs

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By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

Oh and the DJ to play angels by Robbie Williams just before they are about to turn on the lights.

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By *oner HornCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Our perfect club would have a real focus on techno...with lots of free play and bdsm.

Oh wait, that exists...Torture Garden or Berghain...just need to get round to going.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No kneeling for blowjobs - it takes more space than standing . Gloryhole areas can be split levels, suckers lower down than suckees

Likewise, fucking whilst standing uses less room than lying down.

For maximum space efficiency, group sex works best . Get punters into sprawling groups. Use of outside space can allow people to cool off

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


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There still has to be some rules on that, ie not that everyone can film what’s going on there it’s for those playing in that area only. Maybe provide some selfie sticks or phone mounts already installed on a wall."

A lockable room, so only those invited in, themed to look like a studio? Tripods, ring lights, etc. A lot of people film in locked rooms anyway, but making it a permitted feature is interesting and new.

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By *ondonerMan
over a year ago

London / Essex borders

Can I suggest IP rated outdoor sockets in the room.. Cant be too careful in the splash zone

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Free drugs "

It's not the Hacienda, circa 1995

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By *wosmilersCouple
over a year ago

Heathrowish

Couples and single fems only chillout area.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"No kneeling for blowjobs - it takes more space than standing . Gloryhole areas can be split levels, suckers lower down than suckees

Likewise, fucking whilst standing uses less room than lying down.

For maximum space efficiency, group sex works best . Get punters into sprawling groups. Use of outside space can allow people to cool off"

Shaped sex chair in each booth, climb on it like a saddle so no strain on the knees, and optionally the back of the chair on a lockable hatch to a hole on the other side, so you can dual-use as a Czech glory hole. Spit roast glory holes.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

We need a dance floor even if it's a small one, and a mirrored room for admiring oneself

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"We need a dance floor even if it's a small one, and a mirrored room for admiring oneself "

Definitely, love the concept at Chams with booths around a dancefloor

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"An ice cream bar and a dildo recharge station x "

A freezer stocked with tubs of ice cream and Fab lollies. Mandatory.

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Norwichish


"Our perfect club would have a real focus on techno...with lots of free play and bdsm.

Oh wait, that exists...Torture Garden or Berghain...just need to get round to going."

This!

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Our perfect club would have a real focus on techno...with lots of free play and bdsm.

Oh wait, that exists...Torture Garden or Berghain...just need to get round to going.

This!"

With limited space could have themed nights/events where extra dungeon gear is wheeled out to the open areas, like they do at Xtasia or Liberty Elite.

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By *ed_BlueCouple
over a year ago

Loughborough

Look at club29 Leicester and do everything they dont.

Amigos is to small,

Chams is our favourite club,

Mr used to work attic, in the good ol days.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Look at club29 Leicester and do everything they dont.

Amigos is to small,

Chams is our favourite club,

Mr used to work attic, in the good ol days.

"

Club 29, basically a knocking shop. Ideally would condense all the best features of Chams, Attic, Libs and Xtasia into a place roughly the same size as Libs.

Big enough to please everyone, small enough that it doesn't look like a barn when it's quiet.

Needs Aircon.

Mood music in rooms.

But, what are peoples thoughts on carpeted vs solid floor?

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By *ampire69Man
over a year ago

Birmingham West Midlands

love the idea of an ice cream bar ho ho ho

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering


"love the idea of an ice cream bar ho ho ho "

Starting to think my idea is not as out of the box as i thought xx

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields

A room with a camera in love streaming to the bar.

A big jacuzzi.

Glory holes both traditional and Czech

A "wet" room

Communal bar tables

Chairs where guys or girls can sit back, legs up, watch porn and guys or girls can kneel between legs and give oral. Glory hole style but more comfortable!

Fully equipped dungeon

Sauna

Steam room

Besides that, if have proper male bi nights, none of this rubbish where you have a bi night and it's 90% straight men and bi women in a couple.

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By *usbandandktCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

We’ve never been to a club but always thought themed rooms would be quite fun for an adults venue, hospital ward, dentists (with chair), restaurant or diner where you can eat a snack (or the person at your table)

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"A room with a camera in love streaming to the bar.

Chairs where guys or girls can sit back, legs up, watch porn and guys or girls can kneel between legs and give oral. Glory hole style but more comfortable!

Besides that, if have proper male bi nights, none of this rubbish where you have a bi night and it's 90% straight men and bi women in a couple.

"

Xtasia has a camera bed in the dungeon, streams to the cinema room upstairs when it detects people... we love it!

Chair concept is good, maybe something with stirrups to hold legs up in comfort. Fixing points for optional straps maybe.

Proper bi nights essential, similar to the Libertine events at Liberty Elite, relatively easy to organise with guestlist and vetting profiles/veris.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Imagine you are opening a brand new club, there are obvious things you need like changing room, toilets, lockers and showers. Space is limited but what would be your requirements to make it an establishment you would want to visit again and again?

Hot tub? Dungeon? Gang bang room? Nothing is off the table."

A bakery and cake shop

Apparently cake is a big thing for a few of the women in the forums

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The clientele and atmosphere

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"The clientele and atmosphere "

"If you build it, they will come"

Not just about baseball

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"The clientele and atmosphere

"If you build it, they will come"

Not just about baseball "

Or if you build it they will cum

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"

A bakery and cake shop

Apparently cake is a big thing for a few of the women in the forums "

If there are freezers for ice cream & Fab lollies, then fridges for cake is an easy win.

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Norwichish


"

A bakery and cake shop

Apparently cake is a big thing for a few of the women in the forums

If there are freezers for ice cream & Fab lollies, then fridges for cake is an easy win."

As food has been mentioned I should have said a takeaway place just outside. So many times once we leave club it’s on to Just Eat and pray we can get pizza and chicken delivered to our hotel. All that energy expended needs replacing.

Think the funniest was stumbling into a chicken/kebab shop on way home from Attic after a fancy dress night where we went as teacher and student. Got some looks ??

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"But, what are peoples thoughts on carpeted vs solid floor?"

Vinyl moppable floors would be best. Many Reviews for some club's have said the rooms stink of urine. What are people doing in there for there to be a strong urine smell?

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"But, what are peoples thoughts on carpeted vs solid floor?

Vinyl moppable floors would be best. Many Reviews for some club's have said the rooms stink of urine. What are people doing in there for there to be a strong urine smell?"

Watersports room, a wet room with drain and a shower head. If people insist on pissing on each other, at least cater for it.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands


"But, what are peoples thoughts on carpeted vs solid floor?

Vinyl moppable floors would be best. Many Reviews for some club's have said the rooms stink of urine. What are people doing in there for there to be a strong urine smell?

Watersports room, a wet room with drain and a shower head. If people insist on pissing on each other, at least cater for it."

There's one in Pandoras, we gave that room a miss

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"But, what are peoples thoughts on carpeted vs solid floor?

Vinyl moppable floors would be best. Many Reviews for some club's have said the rooms stink of urine. What are people doing in there for there to be a strong urine smell?

Watersports room, a wet room with drain and a shower head. If people insist on pissing on each other, at least cater for it.

There's one in Pandoras, we gave that room a miss "

It's a pretty small demographic, space is limited, maybe just have staff keep the rooms clean & fresh and not spend all night drinking with the clientele

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By *xposedInTheSunCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Social area that encourage people to talk to each other, rather than lots of little booths that keep them apart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An atmosphere

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By *rpeggioCouple
over a year ago

Baughurst


"Social area that encourage people to talk to each other, rather than lots of little booths that keep them apart."

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This is also our top request. Nothing worst than having plenty of places to sit but feeling isolated and challenging to break the ice if no one is nearby.

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By *rpeggioCouple
over a year ago

Baughurst

Great thread OP. For us, make all play rooms with a lock. Also, all to have a window so people can look but all windows can be blinded from inside (curtain. Rolling blind etc) if people playing don't want to be watched.

Social area sitting arrangement to encourage social interaction.

Phones/cameras allowed to be taken out of a bag/pocket and used in any room that has a lock.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Great thread OP. For us, make all play rooms with a lock. Also, all to have a window so people can look but all windows can be blinded from inside (curtain. Rolling blind etc) if people playing don't want to be watched.

Social area sitting arrangement to encourage social interaction.

Phones/cameras allowed to be taken out of a bag/pocket and used in any room that has a lock.

"

All 3 of these are awesome, love the curtains idea the most

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By *lue eyes for funCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Need to find the ideal building first, any ideas ? large enough to be able to do all the rooms and things mentioned, cheap enough rent to make it affordable, and make the dream work.. Somewhere in leicester. Landlord/agents permission needed for it to be an adult members club. Then sexual entertainment licence needs to be granted.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Need to find the ideal building first, any ideas ? large enough to be able to do all the rooms and things mentioned, cheap enough rent to make it affordable, and make the dream work.. Somewhere in leicester. Landlord/agents permission needed for it to be an adult members club. Then sexual entertainment licence needs to be granted. "

Just a thought experiment at the moment, I'm sure someone will make it real one day

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By *ikingandMaiden2Couple
over a year ago

Mid Cornwall, South West

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By *ikingandMaiden2Couple
over a year ago

Mid Cornwall, South West

Soft drink and sweet stall to keep those sugar levels up and recharge between sessions!

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Norwichish


"Need to find the ideal building first, any ideas ? large enough to be able to do all the rooms and things mentioned, cheap enough rent to make it affordable, and make the dream work.. Somewhere in leicester. Landlord/agents permission needed for it to be an adult members club. Then sexual entertainment licence needs to be granted. "

Is a Sexual Entertainment Licence actually required?

If there are no live sex shows by performers (rather than members) or a cinema I’m not sure it’s needed.

And even if there is a cinema then it’s only an issue if it’s the primary focus of the venue.

In terms of venues/locations most we have visited are normally tucked away on an industrial estate (not the most sexy). Apart from Club F which operates out of a former hotel, and Xstasia which were both high street locations.

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By *ndy_uk68200Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Cheekydemand whens your club opening !

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Convenient parking

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Cheekydemand whens your club opening !"

It's not ours, at the moment just an experiment on how to distill the best from the rest, and what to create new that people have always wanted. A bucket list for a club. But if there's enough demand, you never know!

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Convenient parking "

Definitely, off the main roads.

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By *ester.jamesMan
over a year ago

birmingham

I have yet to be to one so I have no idea lmao

But are you eluding to a new opening!!! Hint hint wink wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Condoms

Parking

Towels

Security

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By *ester.jamesMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Lube

Mood light room

Dogging parking lot

Refreshment with staff (trained bar staff here cough cough)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We would put more into the club side of the club.

Nice bar space, dance floor and theme the nights via music not fetish.

Be more like going for a night out with similar minded people where you can explore more if the mood takes you.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"We would put more into the club side of the club.

Nice bar space, dance floor and theme the nights via music not fetish.

Be more like going for a night out with similar minded people where you can explore more if the mood takes you."

Like the music idea, have had lots of fun at Xtasia with neon raves, reggae nights. The main areas could have themed nights but also individual room, lock a door to a room done up like a Jamaican beach hut with Bob Marley on a speaker. Sets a mood.

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By *toC Thats MeWoman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Decent music, dance floors, bar.

Changing room with mirrors, toilets and a shower, easily pleased me

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

A place for single guys to meet and wank together so they not always wanking over your shoulder

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By *eWillMakeYouSquirtCouple
over a year ago

leicester

If it was members only a web cam room so if your not lucky enough to go that night u can still have a look lol

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Norwichish


"We would put more into the club side of the club.

Nice bar space, dance floor and theme the nights via music not fetish.

Be more like going for a night out with similar minded people where you can explore more if the mood takes you."

Agree on this. And a decent DJ to play decent music, too often it can feel like a poor social club disco.

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Norwichish


"A place for single guys to meet and wank together so they not always wanking over your shoulder "

Would say ClubF had a great room for this, was a little room next to a room with a one way mirror, those inside didn’t know who was watching.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Machine washable quilted waterproof covers to the beds, that can be changed easily, rather than wipe clean leather look surface that is sprayed clean, is cold and sticks to your arse. No puddles created

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"A place for single guys to meet and wank together so they not always wanking over your shoulder

Would say ClubF had a great room for this, was a little room next to a room with a one way mirror, those inside didn’t know who was watching."

Attic and Chams have couples rooms with 2 way mirrors, lots of voyeur/exhibition fun.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Machine washable quilted waterproof covers to the beds, that can be changed easily, rather than wipe clean leather look surface that is sprayed clean, is cold and sticks to your arse. No puddles created "

This is totally doable, they have proper bedding at Liberty Elite as well, one of our favourite features

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

make it looks like a Costa Coffee , wth a twist ?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Dartboard it’s the only chance I’ll have to get 3 in a bed

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By *riental_brit_studMan
over a year ago

London

Spa and sauna for some clean and filthy fun.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"make it looks like a Costa Coffee , wth a twist ? "

The twist is it serves coffee, but doesn't cost more than a pint of beer

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

Andover

A split-level maze with lots of play areas - think a grown up version of a childs soft play area ... minus the slides lol!

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Been thinking a lot recently about opening a club not that many around

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Electric vehicle chargers.

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By *andd_bicoupleCouple
over a year ago

wilmslow

Speed dates with a twist,quizs,bi nights,lesbian/gay nights all genders and pronouns welcome,normal nights,would have themed nights,fully stocked bar,swimming pool with private cave for fun,waterfalls and skinny dipping aloud,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Music and lighting would be reeealy important

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Most clubs have those things anyway .. I'd have an entertainment room with a stage and there would be fun games and competitions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good idea, I almost opened 9ne in my city a few years ago

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

It's a good idea more need to be opened

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

A nice swimming pool. This way, even if I didn't get to take part in the action, I can do some laps and make the visit worthwhile

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields


"Social area that encourage people to talk to each other, rather than lots of little booths that keep them apart.

__

This is also our top request. Nothing worst than having plenty of places to sit but feeling isolated and challenging to break the ice if no one is nearby."

Get yourself to Shhh in Newcastle. That's exactly how it is there. Massive communal bar table. Best thing ever.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"

Get yourself to Shhh in Newcastle. That's exactly how it is there. Massive communal bar table. Best thing ever. "

Like the shared benches in Wagamama

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

After tripping on a step at Chams yesterday, and seeing people wobbling like Bambi in heels on the stairs - the club needs to be all on one level, no steps or stairs!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

A genuine real-life unicorn.

And pineapple-upside-down cake on tap.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"After tripping on a step at Chams yesterday, and seeing people wobbling like Bambi in heels on the stairs - the club needs to be all on one level, no steps or stairs!"

escalators

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By *inkForLifeCouple
over a year ago

North Shields


"

Get yourself to Shhh in Newcastle. That's exactly how it is there. Massive communal bar table. Best thing ever.

Like the shared benches in Wagamama

"

Basically. It's amazing

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By *pankingNorfolkCouple
over a year ago

Norwichish


"After tripping on a step at Chams yesterday, and seeing people wobbling like Bambi in heels on the stairs - the club needs to be all on one level, no steps or stairs!

escalators"

Glass lifts that double as playrooms.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"After tripping on a step at Chams yesterday, and seeing people wobbling like Bambi in heels on the stairs - the club needs to be all on one level, no steps or stairs!

escalators

Glass lifts that double as playrooms. "

An all glass room, that is made from 2 way mirrors. Inside you only see reflections, outside its a voyeurs paradise. Mirror ceiling & walls, mirrored door.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"An all glass room, that is made from 2 way mirrors. Inside you only see reflections, outside its a voyeurs paradise. Mirror ceiling & walls, mirrored door. "

Great idea! Glass is easy to wipe-down too, for the wanking dead!

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By *lutsadieTV/TS
over a year ago

Hinckley

Dungeon

A few private rooms for play. A multi play room

A drinks counter with some snacks teas and Coffees

Hot tub or two. Video room

Glory Hole.

Showers lockers toilets

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Dungeon

A few private rooms for play. A multi play room

A drinks counter with some snacks teas and Coffees

Hot tub or two. Video room

Glory Hole.

Showers lockers toilets "

Seems like some private rooms and a big open room are a must, with all private rooms having optional roller blinds/curtains/lockable glory holes.

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

If the place is big, you could have a taxi on rails running round tge outer edge so folk coukd do their own faketaki scenario

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By *eWillMakeYouSquirtCouple
over a year ago

leicester


"Dartboard it’s the only chance I’ll have to get 3 in a bed "

Funny that

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex

I would go for a minimalist concrete industrial effect. Counterbalanced with tons LED light strips and squares that would be set on contrasting coulors with a block cealing.

A sizable dance floor. There would be playrooms, dark rooms, a dungeon. Each will be fitted with Pannick alarms and. Bouncer monitor them. Pool, Sauna and jacuzzi in the smoking area.

Membership would allow you to enter swinging parties but also allow you to use the dark and playrooms on Vannila nights.

Mobile phones will have to be left In a in the cloak room.

On swinging nights £10 will be reduced off the entrance fee for anyone wearing all black. Not navy or grey. Black!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old theatre near a railway with gangbang rooms under the arches

... yes, I miss the old Coronet

...

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By *llie AssMan
over a year ago

South Yorkshire


"Imagine you are opening a brand new club, there are obvious things you need like changing room, toilets, lockers and showers. Space is limited but what would be your requirements to make it an establishment you would want to visit again and again?

Hot tub? Dungeon? Gang bang room? Nothing is off the table."

A stage with a seating area, where couples (and more) can put their name down to perform for an audience

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
over a year ago

Middle England

Obviously it depends how much space you have to play with.

Some lockable rooms; but make it so people can be seen, if they wish ("stable/barn door type").

Large open plan room.

A glory hole, may be a dark grope room.

Dogging and/or dungeon area.

Like the idea of a 'live' camera feed.

If you've got space for a wet area (hot tub etc) and must have showers.

Good parking.

Create a welcoming ambiance, music. Clever use of lighting.

Has anyone mentioned pricing?

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

First of all spaces are good but it's the atmosphere and vibe you create about a club that attracts us/brings us back more than the facilities.

An outdoor space/sundeck is so rare but something we adore when the Sun is out. So this please.

At least a couple of lockable rooms. Sometimes you click with people and you just want to have them all to yourselves without distraction or interruption.

Also on a point of lockable doors a clear engaged sign or light that activates when the room is locked. Hopefully to avoid people banging on the door and trying to open it when you're in the throws of lust with your new freinds. Or better still a door on the outside goes live with mains when the engaged sign show. That way people will soon lean there lesson not to bang the door or try to enter when it's clearly engaged. Although I get H&S may have their concerns, so just knock the juice off when they visit.

Oh and if these rooms could have some sound proofing to the outside club that'd be grand too. Don't want to hear conversations outside about someone's IBS while we're trying to get down.

Oh and just to add the Columbo factor one more thing. Good lighting in the room.

Also a couple's only space/singles invite only space and an orgy space open to everyone is always a good call. Also we like a drink so accommodation on site would be great or something in walking (with heals) distance.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


" lockable doors a clear engaged sign or light that activates when the room is locked.

Oh and if these rooms could have some sound proofing to the outside club that'd be grand too.

Oh and just to add the Columbo factor one more thing. Good lighting in the room.

"

Thinking a red light above each door.

Soundproofing maybe, people like to hear sex noises, but inside each room individual speakers piping mood music.

Also, low ambient lighting in every room but an extra lightswitch with a dimmer so you can make as light as you want.

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By *asher11Man
over a year ago

market harborough

a dance pole with a soft landing around it might encourage more people to try their moves

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex


"First of all spaces are good but it's the atmosphere and vibe you create about a club that attracts us/brings us back more than the facilities"

This. Oh and in modern clubs it seems gloryhole and Czech glory holes are a must.

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By *udy3Man
over a year ago

Corby

Karaoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Karaoke "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pool, hot tub all on a couples only floor.

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By *offee Cocktails and CumCouple
over a year ago

Waterlooville

Sex swing and St Andrews cross… plus ice maker nearby to provide cold sensory input

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Sex swing and St Andrews cross… plus ice maker nearby to provide cold sensory input "

Definitely a swing, with the ability to raise and lower so tiny people can climb into it

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By *xposedInTheSunCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire

Love the idea of a club playing good music. After all, what could be sexier than two hours of prog rock?

And there's your problem. We all like different music, so either a club accepts that it's going to limit its customer base by just making a small group happy, or you get some middle of the road stuff like Dancing Queen on permanent loop.

Plus there's the people who actually like to talk to potential playmates, and so would prefer no music at all.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Love the idea of a club playing good music. After all, what could be sexier than two hours of prog rock?

And there's your problem. We all like different music, so either a club accepts that it's going to limit its customer base by just making a small group happy, or you get some middle of the road stuff like Dancing Queen on permanent loop.

Plus there's the people who actually like to talk to potential playmates, and so would prefer no music at all."

How about all playrooms have an Echo so you can ask it to play 80s, Pop, Country, Rap, Techno, whatever? But the main room DJ is themed for events.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Idea touted elsewhere worth posting here, with limited space if you have kink events some playrooms should have beds that can be lifted up on a hinge and have a cross on the bottom, and reveal extra dungeon equipment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snack Bar. I loves snacks. Maybe a Hawaiian theme

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licensed bar with cheap beer.

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By *obbiepaulMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

How about dark room,

Maybe water sport room,

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By *unarWolfMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

A soft play area like they have

in a wacky warehouse. I know it sounds silly just think it would be fun

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By *oxesMan
over a year ago

Southend, Essex


"A soft play area like they have

in a wacky warehouse. I know it sounds silly just think it would be fun"

Were they not based in harvesters?

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By *lthomasMan
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Love the idea of a club playing good music. After all, what could be sexier than two hours of prog rock?

And there's your problem. We all like different music, so either a club accepts that it's going to limit its customer base by just making a small group happy, or you get some middle of the road stuff like Dancing Queen on permanent loop.

Plus there's the people who actually like to talk to potential playmates, and so would prefer no music at all."

2 hours of prog rock, you only get to hear 3 tunes!!

Due to the age of most of us, 80’s & 90’s pop. Loud enough to enjoy, quiet enough to talk

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"A soft play area like they have

in a wacky warehouse. I know it sounds silly just think it would be fun"

Totally doable, the big gang bang room is made of multiple bed sized rectangles and up the walls, each is coated in different primary colours. Would totally look like a soft play area in Wacky Warehouse.

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By *inacolada3Couple
over a year ago

kettering

A bouncy castle

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By *efinetly_darcyMan
over a year ago

Northwest

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By *efinetly_darcyMan
over a year ago

Northwest

Talking about new clubs, there is meant to be one opening soon in Runcorn, Cheshire. Anyone know anymore about the rumours?

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By *xposedInTheSunCouple
over a year ago

Cambridgeshire


"2 hours of prog rock, you only get to hear 3 tunes!! "

You say that as if it's a bad thing!

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Prayer room.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Prayer room."

Maybe not, but I can see a Confessional Booth with a Glory Hole

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
51 weeks ago

Leicester

Seems like Leicester will be getting a new club after all, not from me but the grapevine works and news travels fast. Hopefully some of what you asked for will be there.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
48 weeks ago

Leicester

Builders, joiners, tilers, plumbers, electricians, PM us.

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
48 weeks ago

Middle England

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By *eandmrsjones69Couple
48 weeks ago

Middle England


"Builders, joiners, tilers, plumbers, electricians, PM us.

"

So this is definitely happening?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
48 weeks ago

Leeds

I know the plastic beds serve a purpose but some sheets wouldn't go amis

(A basket to dump them in afterwards too)

Mrs

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
48 weeks ago

Leicester


"Builders, joiners, tilers, plumbers, electricians, PM us.

So this is definitely happening?"

It will if we can build it.

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
48 weeks ago

Leicester


"I know the plastic beds serve a purpose but some sheets wouldn't go amis

(A basket to dump them in afterwards too)

Mrs "

Agreed, Atlantis has removable cotton sheets, I think we can do something like that, but still need contractors for the basics.

Get them to get in touch.

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By *na64Woman
48 weeks ago

Manchester


"An ice cream bar and a dildo recharge station x "

Excellent thinking from this woman

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By *entlemanFoxMan
48 weeks ago

North East / London

Hi,

Quite often people use clubs as a mutual location for a first meet. So having a quiet space where people can sit and chat.

The last club I visited, the only place to actually talk to people was the tiny corridor outside the male changing area. Everywhere else had piped music.

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By *na64Woman
48 weeks ago

Manchester


"A room with a camera in love streaming to the bar.

A big jacuzzi.

Glory holes both traditional and Czech

A "wet" room

The chair idea is great, someone mentioned stirrups. Make it like the hospital ones where you go for examinations but a bit of cushioning for comfort

Communal bar tables

Chairs where guys or girls can sit back, legs up, watch porn and guys or girls can kneel between legs and give oral. Glory hole style but more comfortable!

Fully equipped dungeon

Sauna

Steam room

Besides that, if have proper male bi nights, none of this rubbish where you have a bi night and it's 90% straight men and bi women in a couple.

"

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
48 weeks ago

Leicester


"Hi,

Quite often people use clubs as a mutual location for a first meet. So having a quiet space where people can sit and chat.

The last club I visited, the only place to actually talk to people was the tiny corridor outside the male changing area. Everywhere else had piped music. "

I like this, Chams has side booths that are quieter and more intimate, really like the concept

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By *entlemanFoxMan
48 weeks ago

North East / London


"Hi,

Quite often people use clubs as a mutual location for a first meet. So having a quiet space where people can sit and chat.

The last club I visited, the only place to actually talk to people was the tiny corridor outside the male changing area. Everywhere else had piped music.

I like this, Chams has side booths that are quieter and more intimate, really like the concept "

Thanks, I have had this discussion with several people so i think it would prove quite popular.

Best

GF

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By *andy cane321Couple
48 weeks ago

Aylesbury

Individual lockable private gloryhole booths with a hole on each wall. Also a dark room with separate entrance for couples and guys so guys aren't hanging around the entrance waiting to pounce on couples, dont mind once in there its the idea of not knowing who's in

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By *BWmetalcouple666Couple
48 weeks ago

houghton

Adult soft play

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
48 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

In-house bakery

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By *iss pleasuringWoman
48 weeks ago

Somewhere near


"A room with a camera in love streaming to the bar.

A big jacuzzi.

Glory holes both traditional and Czech

A "wet" room

Communal bar tables

Chairs where guys or girls can sit back, legs up, watch porn and guys or girls can kneel between legs and give oral. Glory hole style but more comfortable!

Fully equipped dungeon

Sauna

Steam room

Besides that, if have proper male bi nights, none of this rubbish where you have a bi night and it's 90% straight men and bi women in a couple.

"

Just like saunasauna Northwich

My favourite place and a good proper bi event

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By *ogWalkerDurhamMan
48 weeks ago

consett

"im new, look after me" badges to encourage people, to welcome new people and bring them into the community.

Focus on social maybe some fun games like jenga, spicy question card games etc

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By *heekyDemand OP   Couple
48 weeks ago

Leicester


""im new, look after me" badges to encourage people, to welcome new people and bring them into the community.

Focus on social maybe some fun games like jenga, spicy question card games etc

"

A house set of Cards Against Humanity, or Disturbed Friends, or a game of spin the dildo

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By *he Naughty PineappleCouple
40 weeks ago

Leicester

Good luck x

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