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"I love it when a guy or guys cover my body in theirs. The more the better. Face, mouth and in my pussy are just for my husband though. " As semen is one of two vital components of creating life, it also has nourishing properties which will keep your skin young and supple. That's my pitch and I'm sticking to it. | |||
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"I love it when a guy or guys cover my body in theirs. The more the better. Face, mouth and in my pussy are just for my husband though. As semen is one of two vital components of creating life, it also has nourishing properties which will keep your skin young and supple. That's my pitch and I'm sticking to it." Why not ask for a job on the beauty counter at the local John Lewis. I can see you there explaining your pitch with your pants around your ankles, just before the Police arrive on site. | |||
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"I love it when a guy or guys cover my body in theirs. The more the better. Face, mouth and in my pussy are just for my husband though. As semen is one of two vital components of creating life, it also has nourishing properties which will keep your skin young and supple. That's my pitch and I'm sticking to it. Why not ask for a job on the beauty counter at the local John Lewis. I can see you there explaining your pitch with your pants around your ankles, just before the Police arrive on site. " It's a stressful job, perhaps their skin needs revitalising too? | |||
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"I love it when a guy or guys cover my body in theirs. The more the better. Face, mouth and in my pussy are just for my husband though. As semen is one of two vital components of creating life, it also has nourishing properties which will keep your skin young and supple. That's my pitch and I'm sticking to it. That’s tired and untrue it does not have nourishing properties in the slightest. " Mine does, it's like oil of olay | |||
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"I'd like to offer you the opportunity to try MyProtein free for a limited period. It cums in a nicely packaged hand pump or automatic dispenser, and can be taken Oraly, as a douche or in suppository format. It can be be applied topically as a facial cream but can also be sprayed anywhere on the body. It is all natural, protien rich and highly nutritious and enriching for the skin. Comes in multiple flavours, Lightly Salted, Pineapple, and Smokey Stale Whiskey flavour. It can can easily be bagged straight from the dispenser, for convenient storage or disposal. Can be used as a party lubricant but not recommended for use on hair and will cause mild burning irritation if it gets into the eyes. One for Two offer is available to limited customers only,on a first served, first cum basis. Warning! Not for sale to anyone under the age of 18! Side effects may include, deep satisfaction and multiple orgasms! Hurry! Only available while stocks last!" Brilliant | |||
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"I'd like to offer you the opportunity to try MyProtein free for a limited period. It cums in a nicely packaged hand pump or automatic dispenser, and can be taken Oraly, as a douche or in suppository format. It can be be applied topically as a facial cream but can also be sprayed anywhere on the body. It is all natural, protien rich and highly nutritious and enriching for the skin. Comes in multiple flavours, Lightly Salted, Pineapple, and Smokey Stale Whiskey flavour. It can can easily be bagged straight from the dispenser, for convenient storage or disposal. Can be used as a party lubricant but not recommended for use on hair and will cause mild burning irritation if it gets into the eyes. One for Two offer is available to limited customers only,on a first served, first cum basis. Warning! Not for sale to anyone under the age of 18! Side effects may include, deep satisfaction and multiple orgasms! Hurry! Only available while stocks last!" This made me laugh. Very creative. | |||
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