FabSwingers.com forum: Spank bank

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As it's mainly single males that post them, when you see threads on here like "Ladies, what position do you prefer for sex?" do you imagine the OP is furiously thrapping away at your replies? Or possibly using the thread as a kind of spank bank for when he's got a few minutes free?

Obviously I get off on sarcasm and dry wit. So Ladies, whats your favourite position for having a heated debate on who left the lavatory seat up? Give it all you've got, Jodie's spank bank needs a-fillin!

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands

"As it's mainly single males that post them, when you see threads on here like "Ladies, what position do you prefer for sex?" do you imagine the OP is furiously thrapping away at your replies? Or possibly using the thread as a kind of spank bank for when he's got a few minutes free?

Thrapping!!?? That word made me giggle

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I got a new toilet seat last week and it doesn't stay up! Ha! Such a shame x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

isn't the toilet seat supposed to be left up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" isn't the toilet seat supposed to be left up? "

Apparently not, ladies get very upset if you do. I don't know if they're afraid of falling in or something?

It always confuses them when I leave the seat up. Do they get mad? Do they let it go? Who knows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i moved in with my now wife, i left seat up ,and one day she sat down and nearly got stuck,lol oh how i laughed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" isn't the toilet seat supposed to be left up?

Apparently not, ladies get very upset if you do. I don't know if they're afraid of falling in or something?

It always confuses them when I leave the seat up. Do they get mad? Do they let it go? Who knows?

Jodie - you leave the seat up?

You need a visit to Bee's how to act like a like academy young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live in a house of males, am now in the habit of putting the seat up when I'm done, fewer nasty surprises that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i always assume thats the reason for the posts lol but ive just got a suspicious mind!

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I detest any guy coming to mine and leaving the seat up...I go absolutely bananas...I might even over react advising THAT is why I am single..

Therapy required perhaps? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a new toilet seat last week and it doesn't stay up! Ha! Such a shame x "

Surely being a woman,you don't want it to stay up...?

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

Keep the replies coming guys, i'm busy "thrapping" away at toilet seat talk mmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Both the seat and the lid always go down in our house.

fap fap fap fap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I imagine they just want to join in. Takes all sorts n all that ........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I imagine they just want to join in. Takes all sorts n all that ........"

Nope...thrap material....the little green arrow never lies......you're all filthy toilet seat fascists by the way....and I'm spent

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