FabSwingers.com forum: A joke

By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

There once was a man from Brighton,

who said to his girl, "You're a tight one."

She said, "Pardon my soul,

But you're in the wrong hole.

There's plenty of room in the right one."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Limerick .

This was what David Niven first uttered on his first ever screen test ..

There was a young man from Leeds

Who once ate a packet of seeds

Great tufts of grass

Shot out of his arse

And his cock was covered in s.

They were not amused and he had to wait a little longer for his breakthrough into show biz .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young lady from Pitlochry

Who made love to a man on a rockery

She said to her chum

"Ooh these stones hurt my bum

This is not a fuck, it's a mockery "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a young man from Devizes

Who's balls were of two different sizes

One ball was so small

It was no ball at all

And the other one won several prizes

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By *wingsnroundaboutsCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

There was a man from Roe Green

He invented a wanking machine

On the 99th stroke

The fucking thing broke

And whipped his bollocks to cream

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By *tephstockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

birmingham

I took my little black dress to the dry cleaners and as I was leavein the lady who worked there said CUM AGIAN I said no u noisey cow it's toothpaste

)))))))) x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Limerick .

This was what David Niven first uttered on his first ever screen test ..

There was a young man from Leeds

Who once ate a packet of seeds

Great tufts of grass

Shot out of his arse

And his cock was covered in s.

They were not amused and he had to wait a little longer for his breakthrough into show biz . "

There was a young lady from Leeds,

Who swallowed a packet of seeds,

In less than an hour,

Her tits were in flower,

And her crotch was a riot of s.

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon.

A bolt of lightning shot up it's arse and turned it's wool to nylon.

Mary had a littl pig, she couldn't stop it grunting.

So she took it behind the garden wall and kicked it's little C..t in.

Mary had a little frog, she kept it in a bucket, every time the frog jumped out her Alsatian tried to F..k it.

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

What's the difference between a blind archer and a constipated owl?.....

Well the blind archer shoots but can't hit.

What's the difference between a nun and a whore in the bath?....

Well the nun has hope in her sole.

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By *TUDLY_GOOD_FUCKMan
over a year ago

mansfield

A lady with two left feet walks into a shoe shop and asks the assistant... Have you got any Flip Flips

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By *eonlylive1seCouple
over a year ago

Atherstone

There was a young man from Nantuket

who's cock was so big he could suck it

He said with a grunt, wish my ear was a cunt

I would turn my head round and I'd fuck it !!

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

My wife says she's leaving me because the spontaneity has gone from our relationship.

Why she had to tell me during our Monday evening shag is beyond me.

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

There was a young girl from Crewe

Who shoved her cunt full of glue

She said with a grin, you'll pay to get in

but you'll pay to get out again too!

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"There was a young girl from Crewe

Who shoved her cunt full of glue

She said with a grin, you'll pay to get in

but you'll pay to get out again too!"

Lmfao

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Fuck cheesy chat-up lines, we need better break-up lines:

Hey baby, are you being followed? Because I've been seeing people behind your back.

Is it hot in here, or are you just suffocating me in this relationship?

I didn't know angels flew this close to the ground. Maybe that's because this angel's gained a little weight since we started going out.

You and me love, we're like six balls in cricket. OVER!

I'm leaving you on religious grounds. I've decided to become a Jew, and you're a fucking pig.

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

My girlfriend and I went to stay with her parents at the weekend, but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together.

Which is a shame, because I really fancy him.

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I was having a row with my girlfriend last night and she accused me of being childish.

What does she know? She's just a stinky poo face.

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By *igTee OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

My new girlfriend just said, "After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?"

I said, "I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't "Blow-Up Dolls" great, I mean, where else can you find a Woman that always looks shocked at the size of your Cock

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