FabSwingers.com forum: Lost butt plug.

By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

So there we were myself and my male friend/ fuck buddy or whatever.....and the sex was flipping amazing.

I had left my play bag in the lounge along with my toys. He slid in to me and ai asked him to grab my vib fir my clit. Then decided I needed another stimulation too so he dashed out again to get my butt plug. It slid in winderfully. Its the pink baby one from Ann Summers.

There we are thrusting away having some horny fun when I orgasm. I seem to clench my botty as I cum. I felt like I shot the plug out during my orgasm whuch I have done before.

I asked him if I had shit it out and he said I must have done as it wasnt there...maybe shit out and rolled on the bed!.......

Erm. No.

He entered back inside me and my bottom was suddenly sore......Yep. I had sucked the whole thing in including the bit that sits flat against your cheeks.

So a dash to the loo to try get out a lubed butt plug out. Bloody funny. He it seems was killing himself laughing at my attempts in the bathroom to get it out lol.

Its out. Touch sore at the time.

Anyone else had this happen or join me/us in laughing at this.

Fruit and ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch and no. But ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yew!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I'm so sorry I know I shouldn't find this funny but its absolutely hilarious...I hope the said gentleman whilst finding extremely amusing at least offered to help extract said butt plug lol

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I add the said gentleman didnt offer to assist me getting the forementioned plugg out of my butt. Lol

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Yes he offered...with 2 forks or the thing you take tires off with lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it slid in winderfully?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Good grief.

Not experianced it myself but now slightly concerned about using the one I've recently purchased. May have to make minor adjustments to it to prevent accidents. Like gluing a dustbin lid to the flat bit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds more scary than funny!

Next time, perhaps consider tying a little string around the bottom of the buttplug, just as a precaution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest it sounds like bullshit, and if it's not, I'd be taking a long hard look at myself if I were you!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I was chuckling along until I got to the shit it out bit

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Good grief.

Genuinely lol. The picture in my mind will brighten a boring day tomorrow.

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"Good grief.

Pmsl...dustpan lid.

Ps any typos are due to me laughing as I type.

Fruit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds more scary than funny!

Next time, perhaps consider tying a little string around the bottom of the buttplug, just as a precaution."

cue loads of new pix of people with twine hanging out of their arse.

and tinsel at xmas

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"To be honest it sounds like bullshit, and if it's not, I'd be taking a long hard look at myself if I were you!

Believe me its no bull. It happened to me. It all dissapeared inside me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was chuckling along until I got to the shit it out bit

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Serious typos lol..shit was meant to be shot.

The i is next to the o on the phone lol.

Knew I should have read it before posting it lol

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"To be honest it sounds like bullshit, and if it's not, I'd be taking a long hard look at myself if I were you!

Why bullshit? Theres often stories on medical programmes about stuff getting sucked up into the pussy or ass if it goes up too far?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Sounds more scary than funny!

Next time, perhaps consider tying a little string around the bottom of the buttplug, just as a precaution.

cue loads of new pix of people with twine hanging out of their arse.

and tinsel at xmas "

Hahahahaha!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Serious typos lol..shit was meant to be shot.

The i is next to the o on the phone lol.

Knew I should have read it before posting it lol"

Oh thank god. I did wonder but decided not to ask lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never hapoened to us

But did find the OP amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive got same one from ann summers not had prob with it yet lol

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

The round end is supposed to sit on the cheeks. But as I orgasmed I must have squuezed my cheeks and the edges sucked in while my body pulsated.

All real tho x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

thats the trouble with things you put up your bum. theres a whole lot of tubing for them to get lost in. if you stick to shoving things up your fanny its a cul de sac with nowhere to lose those pesky toys .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never done that, but did get some ping pong balls stuck in my pussy once after a bet about how many I could fit up there.

A plastic spoon and two balls later we could see the funny side of it lol

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Yes sorry for my typos. So hard to type correctly when chuckling.

I have used my pink ann summers one many times and its never gone right in.

String and dustbin lid.....I like it lol. Bit worried about trying it again tho.

Fruit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And there you have a prime example of how folks end up in Casualty with vibes/candles/lightbulbs etc in their behinds.

Once inside they not only stay in but the sphincter muscles press them back upwards.

The moral of the story is to keep a hold on anything in ya butt. Thats why the plugs have big ends. Or. They should have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol funny stuff

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"And there you have a prime example of how folks end up in Casualty with vibes/candles/lightbulbs etc in their behinds.

Once inside they not only stay in but the sphincter muscles press them back upwards.

The moral of the story is to keep a hold on anything in ya butt. Thats why the plugs have big ends. Or. They should have.

Gonna be more careful in future lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate is a bowel surgeon and he has removed all sorts

Including an oven glove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch must of been an intense orgasm

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa

"My mate is a bowel surgeon and he has removed all sorts

Including an oven glove"

Wow ....... Makes u wonder how they got it up there........mind you if its to be believed, on another thread someone claimed to have seen someone get fisted, with the guy doing it going up to his shoulder........not sure I believe that though lol

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

Sorry but i did laugh. Ok was concerned for you while laughing but still laughed.

Glad it sorted itself out without a trip to a and e.

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

It got sucked up when I orgasmed and clenched buttocks. It just sucked inside lol.

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By *olfcartweaselCouple
over a year ago

Melrose

Had this happen with one of those metal jewelled plugs.

The lesson: only use a plug with a big flanged base.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Something similar happened to me with my ex, he was using a wee clit vibe on my bum and it just disappeared! Cue 15 minutes sat on the loo waiting for gravity to work on it...moral of the story, use a butt plug (but after reading the OP, maybe not!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate is a bowel surgeon and he has removed all sorts

Including an oven glove

A "

tickling her tonsils

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

O god me at a and e....wonder if he would have come in with me and owned up lol.

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By *ickiemintMan
over a year ago

Somewhere NW London

"Good grief.

Genuinely lol. The picture in my mind will brighten a boring day tomorrow."

After I just got back up after rolling the floor, and wiped the streaming tears from my eyes, I DO hope that your tears of pain lasted a considerably shorter period of time than my tears of laughter...

By the way I WOULD have helped you extract it...

Rich

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

you would have to say you sat on it by mistake lol

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By *rT30Man
over a year ago

Munster

"O god me at a and e....wonder if he would have come in with me and owned up lol."

It must have been some bloody god sex in fairness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it happens again - get the dyson out!!

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Am deffinately going to tie some string to it before using it again.

Question is. Do I warn Ann summers or did I miss the warning on the box...use with care!!

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Bloody mind blowing sex. Can always rely on him for that no question. X

And a laugh.

Fruit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This makes the thread on OAP culling last week pretty tame.

Glad alls well. It's like a scene from all creatures great and small xxx

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

"Am deffinately going to tie some string to it before using it again.

Question is. Do I warn Ann summers or did I miss the warning on the box...use with care!!"

Might be worth a email to them. View might find the flat bit could be bigger.

Even dust bin lid sized

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Said botty is fine.

.....offers to kiss it better please...? Lol x

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Think I will email them as not possible to say it without laughing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes this is all possible. Although you do need a good surgeon on hand for the possibility of a life threatening perforation

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Obi...he has been saying he needed to get a new hoover anyway. Will reccomend a dysin to him x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As the gentleman involved in the 'incident' I can vouch for the validity of the situation, unfortunately I must confess I was laughing so much that I was unable to assist the fair maiden in extracting the said butt plug, well apart from advice about tyre levers lol

Seriously though it was something we hadn't considered happening so will be more careful in future

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Awww...you owned up lol.

Next time we meet you now have a valid reason for suggesting we only use you in said hole as your body is attached to it and wont get lost inside lol.

Fruit x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Serious typos lol..shit was meant to be shot.

The i is next to the o on the phone lol.

Knew I should have read it before posting it lol"

Haha I'm always doing that. I's instead of o's that is. Not losing stuff up my arse

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Ryan typos I am sure I will do again.

Loosing toys up my botty I dontvplan to do again.

Emailing Ann Summers tomorrow.

Email contents suggestions please....

Me. "I orgasmed and clenched and as I did your useless toy sucked up into my arse!" Can you suggest a way to help please?

Ann Summers helpline. "I suggest using the toy with care and not while driving drinking or operationg heavy machinery. The rest is up to you!".

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet u wanted great sex sex but chances are after that its rectum

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By *ickiemintMan
over a year ago

Somewhere NW London

"This makes the thread on OAP culling last week pretty tame.

Glad alls well. It's like a scene from all creatures great and small xxx"

LMAO...can just see James Herroitt's face now, his arm fully extended as he's groping around for it..... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....!!!!!!!!

Thats made my weekend...

Can laugh cos it had a happy ending, but thats a narrow escape...!

Rich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmfao could of been dangerous

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

It was very funny at the time. He was being supportive by laying in the bed laughing (thanks hunny) while went and retrieved it.

I would have been mortified if it wouldnt have come out. We both recognise how bad it could have been. I would like to try fisting at some point but not by a doctor in A and E.

So if you suddenly see the Ann Summers pink butt plug removed off the shelves due to safety issues it was US!!.

Fruit x

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Update.

Have phoned Ann Summers to explain about our incident. Asked lots of funny questions.

So posting the butt plug back to them and they will get back to me. Lol.

Fruit x

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"Good grief.

Genuinely lol. The picture in my mind will brighten a boring day tomorrow.

By the way I WOULD have helped you extract it...

Rich

....you would have helped...lol...thanks xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I've done similar but while on my own and with a small vibrator. Was a bit panicked that I'd have to go to hospital but everything worked out ok in time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update.

Have phoned Ann Summers to explain about our incident. Asked lots of funny questions.

So posting the butt plug back to them and they will get back to me. Lol.

Fruit x"

They may call you in for testing

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Lol. I did tell the young lady in the phone that it was suggested it was tied to something big...like a dustpan lid and she saw the funny side bless .

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Update.

Have phoned Ann Summers to explain about our incident. Asked lots of funny questions.

So posting the butt plug back to them and they will get back to me. Lol.

Fruit x"

Remember to give it a wee wash first before posting it back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Update.

Have phoned Ann Summers to explain about our incident. Asked lots of funny questions.

So posting the butt plug back to them and they will get back to me. Lol.

Fruit x"

Did they ask you to clean it before sending it?!

This thread has made me chuckle...

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

They didnt ask me too lol. But naturally it got baby wiped and washed immediately after.

It made us chuckle whuch us why I posted it. Also to warn others of it happening to them x

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"Update.

Have phoned Ann Summers to explain about our incident. Asked lots of funny questions.

So posting the butt plug back to them and they will get back to me. Lol.

Fruit x

Remember to give it a wee wash first before posting it back!

A wee wash...ewww. You want me to wee on it. Hunny it was up my arse...it didnt need weeing on it too lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SHIT OUT A BUTT PLUG. I will never ever ever be horny again ever

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

It was my typo....was meant to be shot.

The o is next to the phone and typing on my phone. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was my typo....was meant to be shot.

The o is next to the phone and typing on my phone. X"

Hahaha thank god for that. I couldn't face reading any other messages after your first one.

I very nearly hung up swingleton boots just then

Hope your bums better

you haven't happened to have seen my car keys by any chance? X

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Haha.....no but lost a few things really so getting worried. Xx

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By *ecor atorMan
over a year ago

York

You didn't find my flat cap while you were on did you? ??

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Apologies no I didnt. Found the ex husband (he was cr*p) and your paint brush up there but no more fraid.

Will let you know if anything pops out that shouldnt be there x

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Update.

I spoke to Ann Sumners and they have the implement. They will refund me the money I paid for it and a good will gift voucher as apology.

Wondering what to buy.

May treat myself to some lingerie maybe...but not another butt plug tho.

They have sent my information about the problem to the design team as they will look to redesign it to stop othets loosing it.

Result.

Fruit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How funny.

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"Update.

I spoke to Ann Sumners and they have the implement. They will refund me the money I paid for it and a good will gift voucher as apology.

Wondering what to buy.

May treat myself to some lingerie maybe...but not another butt plug tho.

They have sent my information about the problem to the design team as they will look to redesign it to stop othets loosing it.

Result.

Fruit xx

Well done Fruit.

I only found this thread today but it has made me chuckle. Mind you It did cross my mind that the box the butt plug was originally in may have had a small print message saying "Not to be inserted into the anus" just like bags of chocolate Nuts say "may contain Nuts"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

made me laugh that!! but gosh how the hell did u suck it up in ya ass ?????

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By *andysod1965Man
over a year ago

Southall

Career change in mind

The fifth emergency service

24 hour rapid response unit attending to ladies with missing rabbits butt plugs love eggs and anal beads

Specially trained ferret to help in the search

If you require my services please message me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

so the butt plug has reappeared . so glad it came out , but the funniest thread for ages . maybe they should be chipped like a lost dog . all you need is a detector and some exlax

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Lol.

As I orgasmed with him inside my pussy and that in my ass I clenched my cheeks. This basically must have folded the circle that sits on the outside into a semi circle and that is soft rubber so sucked inside.

I spoke with them the other day and they said it must be a design fault. I suggested the outside be firmer pladtic and unable to bend. They said its gone back to the manufactors to redesign it probably.

They asked if my botty was better whuch it is lol. But wont be using any more butt plugs in there for awhile.......only real cocks and a strap on attached to a person so no chance of them being sucked in lol.

Fruit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

often think about this - still makes me smile S xxx

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

It still makes me smile.

So ladies and gents when the pink butt plug has been re designed... yep.. it was meeee lol

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By *andysod1965Man
over a year ago

Southall

"It still makes me smile.

So ladies and gents when the pink butt plug has been re designed... yep.. it was meeee lol"

My ferret has been well trained and is awaiting to carry out his duties

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By *andysod1965Man
over a year ago

Southall

It's been a busy weekend two callouts Saturday nigh and one for a double ended dildo 2am this morning that one took a lot of extremely careful handling

Luckily they had home start I wouldn't like to tackle that on the side of a motorway

Putting the ferret to bed now he is knackered

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Lol x

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

The result.. ...I got my goodwill voucher in the post yesterday. So need suggestions what to buy next.

No. It wont be a butt plug

Choices are a strap on.......magic wand .......fisting lube.......new lingerie...... decisions decisions.

Just lost my shopping buddy tho

Its not fun on your own boo hoo.

Suggestions please of what to buy. Dustbin lids too

Fruit x

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

how much you got to spend xx

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

About £40 plus more I can add to if wishing to x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wand definitly a wand!!! After that incident id be worried about buying anything insertable!!

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

How much are the wands as never looked x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How much are the wands as never looked x"

Big sale on at the moment so spend them quick. Whipes eyes from tears of laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i paid 50ish for mine from lovehoney but the best 50 quid i have ever spent never looked at ann summers though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The result.. ...I got my goodwill voucher in the post yesterday. So need suggestions what to buy next.

No. It wont be a butt plug

Choices are a strap on.......magic wand .......fisting lube.......new lingerie...... decisions decisions.

Just lost my shopping buddy tho

Its not fun on your own boo hoo.

Suggestions please of what to buy. Dustbin lids too

Fruit x"

Strap on.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Good grief.

LMAO that is funny

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Update.

I spoke to Ann Sumners and they have the implement. They will refund me the money I paid for it and a good will gift voucher as apology.

Wondering what to buy.

May treat myself to some lingerie maybe...but not another butt plug tho.

They have sent my information about the problem to the design team as they will look to redesign it to stop othets loosing it.

Result.

Fruit xx

Do you think we will see a recall notice in all the sunday papers ...

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

They said they are passing my complaint on to the designers so its likely to change.

As for newspapers lol.

Recently an early 40s lady managed to orgasm and suck a butt plug completely up her arse. The only witness just bloody laughed and the lady has been compensated for her loss....literally lol.

Fruit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a biodegradable

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Luckily I didnt find out x

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Been and spent my voucher mmm x

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

it does happen, especially if the guy is bigger, though he should either keep a hold of it or an eye on it if it looks to be pushing in.

Its not as much due to your clenching, its to do with the angle you are at - a well lubed plug is a slippery bugger

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"it does happen, especially if the guy is bigger, though he should either keep a hold of it or an eye on it if it looks to be pushing in.

Its not as much due to your clenching, its to do with the angle you are at - a well lubed plug is a slippery bugger

Your right...its his fault lol. He should have kept his eye on it. I was in doggy and it was in my ass and him in the other hole. So its deffinately his fault lol.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"it does happen, especially if the guy is bigger, though he should either keep a hold of it or an eye on it if it looks to be pushing in.

Its not as much due to your clenching, its to do with the angle you are at - a well lubed plug is a slippery bugger

Your right...its his fault lol. He should have kept his eye on it. I was in doggy and it was in my ass and him in the other hole. So its deffinately his fault lol.

in all honesty it is. Doggy spreads you open a lot more as you have nothing under you.. mmaybe he felr like being a little sadistic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its happened to me too lol...... the very same pink one from Lovehoney

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

_ruit you OP is the best story I have read on the internet so far this week.

You win 1 internet.

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"_ruit you OP is the best story I have read on the internet so far this week.

You win 1 internet."

Thanks...it was funny xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was chuckling along until I got to the shit it out bit

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I shot it out not shit...that was me miss typing as laughing so much while writing it on my phone.

The i is next to the o.

Fruit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The result.. ...I got my goodwill voucher in the post yesterday. So need suggestions what to buy next.

No. It wont be a butt plug

Choices are a strap on.......magic wand .......fisting lube.......new lingerie...... decisions decisions.

Just lost my shopping buddy tho

Its not fun on your own boo hoo.

Suggestions please of what to buy. Dustbin lids too

Fruit x"

Strap on hun, and let me know. Failing that, we can always use mine

Cherry xx

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I will use yours deffo as bought new lingerie today and planned who to model it on too. But yes I will be buying a strap on soon mmm xx

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

My new undies went down very well with my meets. Strap on to buy when paid and yes you need to brace yourself lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errmmm yes and with exactly the same one and the same time. One minute it was wonderfull, then just as I "went off" it got sucked all the way in.

Id guess its a product failure by anne Summers, it needs a bigger base t ostop it popping in all the way.

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

They told me they are going to redesign it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could always go for a tail type butt plug. If it gets sucked in there's still a foot of tail hanging out so retrieval is easier!

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Someone suggested we tied a dustbin lid to it lol.

Still chuckle at it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only just seen this post and must say has totally brightened up my dull bank holiday!!!! Lol

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

It was funny at the time.

Made worse by my bad typing the post while laughing so much.

At least I know I look amazing wearing the undies I bought at my last visit lol.

Brings a smile to my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me laugh too! It's good you both saw the funny side immediately! Some people go off the deep end when "accidents" happen.

Sex is fun, and should be treated that way xx

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

We did but thats the characters we are.

Am no longer with the gentleman but it still tickles me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We did but thats the characters we are.

Am no longer with the gentleman but it still tickles me.

If it still tickles you... Maybe it's still in there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but ive never laughed as much i did reading this lol

April fool???

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Mistress its not an April fool. My original post was weeks ago x

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"We did but thats the characters we are.

Am no longer with the gentleman but it still tickles me.

If it still tickles you... Maybe it's still in there...

I did manage to get it out dont worry lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know hun just making light of situation xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump

Oops . Bump challenge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember this one

Funny

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Good choice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember this one. Put Ruby right off using hers...

ted.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

omg i just said this was the funniest thread i could remember lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expect youll be the Butt plug of everyones jokes now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmm shit it out. Very sexy choice of words............. not

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"mmmmm shit it out. Very sexy choice of words............. not

Yes that was a mis fortunate typo error. While writing it I was laughing so much I hit the I not the o which of course is next to it.

Needless to say nothing that isnt firmly attached to something now goes in my bottom lol and yes. I have a regular joke with a friend about it and partner at the time thought it was funny x

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Bump for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump for a laugh"

Found it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump for a laugh

Found it lol x

Perhaps you could attach one of those keyrings that beep when you whistle. Then you'd never lose it.

I'll get my coat.

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"Bump for a laugh

Found it lol x

Perhaps you could attach one of those keyrings that beep when you whistle. Then you'd never lose it.

I'll get my coat.

Ever time I laughed it would whistle lol.

Seriously I haven't put a toy in my botty since. Only a man with a body attached to it lol

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

dyson lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

LOl this was so funny.. any more experiences ??

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

No. Been scared to put anything other than a mans cock up there. Have ordered a small dildo but still nervous.

Am searching for a bin lid though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So there we were myself and my male friend/ fuck buddy or whatever.....and the sex was flipping amazing.

There we are thrusting away having some horny fun when I orgasm. I seem to clench my botty as I cum. I felt like I shot the plug out during my orgasm whuch I have done before.

I asked him if I had shit it out and he said I must have done as it wasnt there...maybe shit out and rolled on the bed!.......

Erm. No.

He entered back inside me and my bottom was suddenly sore......Yep. I had sucked the whole thing in including the bit that sits flat against your cheeks.

So a dash to the loo to try get out a lubed butt plug out. Bloody funny. He it seems was killing himself laughing at my attempts in the bathroom to get it out lol.

Its out. Touch sore at the time.

Anyone else had this happen or join me/us in laughing at this.

Fruit and ......

HAHAHAHAHA ..... Remind me not to buy the small pink butt plug from Ann Summers!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump for a laugh

Found it lol x

Perhaps you could attach one of those keyrings that beep when you whistle. Then you'd never lose it.

I'll get my coat.

Ever time I laughed it would whistle lol.

Seriously I haven't put a toy in my botty since. Only a man with a body attached to it lol"

I was thinking of training my bum with something similar but don't think I will bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not been considering it but definitely put off

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By *anxfrankMan
over a year ago

isle of man

I think you should maybe buy a plank that way you could maybe nail a new butt plug to it and that way I won't get sucked back up your bum hole xx good luck _ruit xxx

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I still am gonna blame him lol. Fucking tyre levers lol x

Will search for planks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still am gonna blame him lol. Fucking tyre levers lol x

Will search for planks x"

Wasn't on the forums when you first posted this but I nearly peed myself laughing at this...perhaps the DIY tools will help

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"I still am gonna blame him lol. Fucking tyre levers lol x

Will search for planks x

Wasn't on the forums when you first posted this but I nearly peed myself laughing at this...perhaps the DIY tools will help

Good point lol. Gonna have fun posing for that one lol.

Will ask my partner in crime that night. See if I can borrow his lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still am gonna blame him lol. Fucking tyre levers lol x

Will search for planks x

Wasn't on the forums when you first posted this but I nearly peed myself laughing at this...perhaps the DIY tools will help

Good point lol. Gonna have fun posing for that one lol.

Will ask my partner in crime that night. See if I can borrow his lol"

I remember crying with laughter reading this! No more unfortunate incidents to share?

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Have just text him to ask to borrow tyre levers and instantly he thought I had done it again!!

Typical eh lol. One track mind lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still am gonna blame him lol. Fucking tyre levers lol x

Will search for planks x

Wasn't on the forums when you first posted this but I nearly peed myself laughing at this...perhaps the DIY tools will help

Good point lol. Gonna have fun posing for that one lol.

Will ask my partner in crime that night. See if I can borrow his lol"

I'm going to have fun with it too....first Avatar challenge and all that. Plus some nice new friends to share the results with

Looking forward to yours

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"I still am gonna blame him lol. Fucking tyre levers lol x

Will search for planks x

Wasn't on the forums when you first posted this but I nearly peed myself laughing at this...perhaps the DIY tools will help

Good point lol. Gonna have fun posing for that one lol.

Will ask my partner in crime that night. See if I can borrow his lol

I'm going to have fun with it too....first Avatar challenge and all that. Plus some nice new friends to share the results with

Looking forward to yours

Mine is up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump for thread of the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha i remember this

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Well if you did post this over a year ago, I sincerely hope it is out now lol!

Did make me chuckle

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"haha i remember this "

thanks for the vote lol

It was hilarious and yes its out

I laugh still thinking of it. I was laughing so much when typing it up hence all the typos in relation to the I and o being next to each other on the qwerty keyboard.

I am still hesitant about what goes in my botty lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread was a cracking read!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's probably been sucked back in since then. Tie a sturdy rope to it I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you wrote a letter of complaint to Ann Summers? If you never got satisfaction you should have gone to Trading Standards.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Bump for thread of the year. "

Saw the title and thought 'Bleedin' 'ell not again!!'

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I phoned Ann Summer s to complain all in a nice way. Was so worried someone else may end up like it.

The lady bless her was trying to not laugh and stay professional but put her at ease by laughing at myself about it.

I never look at bin lids the same x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haha i remember this

thanks for the vote lol

It was hilarious and yes its out

I laugh still thinking of it. I was laughing so much when typing it up hence all the typos in relation to the I and o being next to each other on the qwerty keyboard.

I am still hesitant about what goes in my botty lol"

This is easily the funniest thread I've read. I hope it hasn't scared you too much.

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By *ruit OP Woman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"Bump for thread of the year.

Saw the title and thought 'Bleedin' 'ell not again!!'

o god no.

Am very careful what goes in there now and rarely use toys inside there. Still worried lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump for thread of the year.

Saw the title and thought 'Bleedin' 'ell not again!!'

Now that would be careless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my gosh I've never simultaneously laughed and clenched every hole of my body shut so much before!

Hope you're not traumatised!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I remember reading this one the first time. Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic!!! Laughed myself silly here, hysterical

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

toooo funny lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump for thread of the year.

Saw the title and thought 'Bleedin' 'ell not again!!'

that was my first thought lol

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Bump for thread of the year.

Saw the title and thought 'Bleedin' 'ell not again!!'

that was my first thought lol"
so did i .. thought _ruit suffered from this ages ago lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it ever happens again give me a shout and I will bring my tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was one funny story after seeing the thread again i thought oh no not again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bump for thread of the year. "

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Hahahaha this was epic!!

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