FabSwingers.com forum: A Rodeo. At Last.

By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

This is for everyone on Fab that hasn’t had a chance to go to a Rodeo yet.

I’ve had a word with the dairy farmer at the end of the lane and I think he’s okay with it.

Dress code is ass-less chaps, cowboy boots and Stetsons for everyone. You WILL be turned away if you intend to rodeo or observe if you are improperly dressed (no lingerie, joggers / leisure wear or suits).

PLEASE! due to a limited number of places, if you’ve already had your first rodeo please do not attend for a second.

I’ve got a couple of stiff ropes that will be suitable as lassos.

Start time is after the girls return to the field from milking in the morning. approx. 05:00hrs

Signed certificates for all participants to prove attendance and these are officially recognised by FabSwingers and Sydney University.

Please park considerately as large agricultural vehicles use the lane 24hrs. DO NOT park in the passing places. Close all gates immediately. There are no toilet facilities but plenty of hedges.

On-site Burger Van to be confirmed.

ABSOLUTELY NO DOGGING.

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can people who semi rodeod join join in? Like if someone thought it was a rodeo but it turned out to be two people in a horse costume in the local Lidl car park?

Asking for a friend of course, but can they cum with a semi?

By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Can people who semi rodeod join join in? Like if someone thought it was a rodeo but it turned out to be two people in a horse costume in the local Lidl car park?

Asking for a friend of course, but can they cum with a semi?"

Look, this way you get a certificate and are entitled to include the phrase ‘not my first rodeo’ in your Fab profile.

Those guys with the pantomime horse costume are not affiliated - they’re frauds and have been kicked out of Tescos, Starbucks, KFC and Aldi car parking facilities and I believe Waitrose have served a cease and desist letter to prevent them holding events on their property also.