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By *ilks xXx OP   Woman
over a year ago

East Mids

Please explain why you think a photo of your penis hanging over a toilet, in front of a toilet, on a toilet with your socks on, a mirrored image of all the above ….. is, in your heads, going to make the girls react with “ oh my god, I’ve got to get my hands on him, that’s gorgeous “ ?

With a few ideas of my own… I await with interest ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I often think married or attached men take pics in the bathroom, because it's the only place they can privately do it.. As for why over the toilet god only knows, maybe they think they'll kill 2 birds with one stone.

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By *rivatecouple30sCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle and Edinburgh


"Please explain why you think a photo of your penis hanging over a toilet, in front of a toilet, on a toilet with your socks on, a mirrored image of all the above ….. is, in your heads, going to make the girls react with “ oh my god, I’ve got to get my hands on him, that’s gorgeous “ ?

With a few ideas of my own… I await with interest …. "

Honestly no idea why guys do it they are funny things to start with surely we need to put some effort in to make them look good lol

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By *ilks xXx OP   Woman
over a year ago

East Mids

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By *ilks xXx OP   Woman
over a year ago

East Mids


"I often think married or attached men take pics in the bathroom, because it's the only place they can privately do it.. As for why over the toilet god only knows, maybe they think they'll kill 2 birds with one stone. "

I just deleted this by mistake

That is one of my thoughts …. Do a quick dick pic while the wife is dishing up dinner lol

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I know. It’s just so crass

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley


"Please explain why you think a photo of your penis hanging over a toilet, in front of a toilet, on a toilet with your socks on, a mirrored image of all the above ….. is, in your heads, going to make the girls react with “ oh my god, I’ve got to get my hands on him, that’s gorgeous “ ?

With a few ideas of my own… I await with interest …. "

Damn.....im sorry. Thought it would have them swooning with a pic of my tic tac destroyer.....must try harder

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire


"I know. It’s just so crass "
,,, i like

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By *aisy WamTV/TS
over a year ago

Swansea


"I know. It’s just so crass "

Brilliant

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"I often think married or attached men take pics in the bathroom, because it's the only place they can privately do it.. As for why over the toilet god only knows, maybe they think they'll kill 2 birds with one stone. "

Yeah, they aren't trying hard enough.

90% of my photos are from the era when I had to hide myself from my partner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wrong!!!

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield


"I often think married or attached men take pics in the bathroom, because it's the only place they can privately do it.. As for why over the toilet god only knows, maybe they think they'll kill 2 birds with one stone. "

This.

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By *ayK2023Woman
over a year ago

Burntisland

I absolutely agree. Toilet pics say a lot about a man

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By *harlieD69Man
over a year ago

Blackpool


"I absolutely agree. Toilet pics say a lot about a man"

Each to their own, there’s a few pics on here off m and f that have put me off my tea!

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By *ayK2023Woman
over a year ago

Burntisland

Not about the actual pic, more about the reason for hiding in the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres some contrast between the sexes because I don't recall seeing any females with pictures where they are sat on the toilet with their legs spread.

I always figured it was a case of wow my cocks out and I'm touching it, better take a pic. But guys hiding is probably true. I've sent naughty pics from the office toilets before but went out of my way to get the plant and the window in the background.

Ignorance and Stealth must be the reasons for this.

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By *unmatt888Man
over a year ago

Duns


"I often think married or attached men take pics in the bathroom, because it's the only place they can privately do it.. As for why over the toilet god only knows, maybe they think they'll kill 2 birds with one stone. "

Yeah, the room makes sense… but why not have the shower or sink as the backdrop?

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home


"I absolutely agree. Toilet pics say a lot about a man"
what does it say about a woman because there are plenty of toilet pics of women too.

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow

Count yourselves lucky. I ran a kik group before and one guy there suddenly posted a video he had just taken of him having a piss into the service station toilets Got all the action POV from above.

Yes can't recall a female equivalent although just yesterday I saw a pic on here of a lady squatting (with everything on show) over one of those old chamber pots which look suspiciously full of something. Was really not a a good look.

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow


"I absolutely agree. Toilet pics say a lot about a man

Each to their own, there’s a few pics on here off m and f that have put me off my tea!"

There's a few that have looked a bit like my tea.....before being cooked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres some contrast between the sexes because I don't recall seeing any females with pictures where they are sat on the toilet with their legs spread.

I always figured it was a case of wow my cocks out and I'm touching it, better take a pic. But guys hiding is probably true. I've sent naughty pics from the office toilets before but went out of my way to get the plant and the window in the background.

Ignorance and Stealth must be the reasons for this."

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By *ayK2023Woman
over a year ago

Burntisland

Don't get me wrong, I've sent filthy pics from the bathroom at work!Just that Profile pics from bogs not my thing.

Really not judging a cheeky toilet tit/other pic though!

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

To be fair, anything to do woth the toilet seat should be a no no.. this ain't B&Q so unless you're getting commissions selling toilet seats or advertising them, should be a no no

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By *entle_lover_xMan
over a year ago

Great Dunmow


"To be fair, anything to do woth the toilet seat should be a no no.. this ain't B&Q so unless you're getting commissions selling toilet seats or advertising them, should be a no no "

What is the toilet seat is up and cropped out so can just see the bowl? Or maybe over the urinal?

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

They're just another unofficial filter for us.

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By *illingdon_ladMan
over a year ago

Bicester

Ok so what if it was in a bathroom show room and a sneaky flash?? Just playing devil's advocate. Lol

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By *orillaman32Man
over a year ago

Christchurch


"I know. It’s just so crass "

Gets a fab from me

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By *ewanyoungCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

absolutely agree. As soon I see a toilet pic it’s an instant block couldn’t think of a worse place to take a pic

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By *teve691000Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Currently deleting all my cock sock toilet pictures

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By *ickingdelightMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds

I’m a guy and I don’t understand it either… obviously didn’t get the memo.

But to be honest a cock photo isn’t good looking in any photo let alone bathroom

Although I don’t agree about the socks! Always need for socks to keep feet warm! Why should they get cold during sex?

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By *aissez-faireMan
over a year ago

Right behind you…. Boo

Perhaps they’re subliminally saying “hey look how clean my bathroom and toilet is. Oh, and do you like how my towels match the soap, I’m clearly a great human being”.

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By *omethingDifferent4FunWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh-ish

Asking the questions we all want the answers to! It is baffling to think that it appeals to anyone or why they think it will.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"I often think married or attached men take pics in the bathroom, because it's the only place they can privately do it.. As for why over the toilet god only knows, maybe they think they'll kill 2 birds with one stone. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’ve had pictures of men with their dick in hand shitting on the toilet ..Boak is an understatement

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone


"I absolutely agree. Toilet pics say a lot about a man what does it say about a woman because there are plenty of toilet pics of women too."

Haha like mine! I'm a laydeeee and I sit while peeing... Dontchya knooooow....

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By *ixenandhoundCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth, South west

This lol! And the pics of them next to a deodrant can ... never fails to make me chuckle hehe

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire


"We’ve had pictures of men with their dick in hand shitting on the toilet ..Boak is an understatement "
,,,wtf

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By *hortishblondeWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Even worse when behind them is the wife's dressing gown

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By *om cat 215Man
over a year ago

Derby


"I often think married or attached men take pics in the bathroom, because it's the only place they can privately do it.. As for why over the toilet god only knows, maybe they think they'll kill 2 birds with one stone. "

Your statement is correct attached lol

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By *ink vixenCouple
over a year ago

Medway

It’s a fucking awesome filter

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I did a satirical montage of dildo (dick) pics that are in my public album on the 25 September 2019 about this. Ha!

I've never understood it, it's an instant turn off.

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there really that many dick pics over toilets? There can't be that many guys that think that's sexy?

Can there?

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"I often think married or attached men take pics in the bathroom, because it's the only place they can privately do it.. As for why over the toilet god only knows, maybe they think they'll kill 2 birds with one stone. "

That's it... They are married. Problem solved.

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By *itygamesMan
over a year ago

UK

hiding from the wife...

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I often think married or attached men take pics in the bathroom, because it's the only place they can privately do it.. As for why over the toilet god only knows, maybe they think they'll kill 2 birds with one stone. "

Who says men can’t multitask…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’ve had pictures of men with their dick in hand shitting on the toilet ..Boak is an understatement ,,,wtf"

Even worse had a guy message and inform us very proud of the fact he was taking as shit at the same time

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By *VC_LeatherTV/TS
over a year ago

Southampton

Photos in a bog are ridiculous

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By *torm8913Woman
39 weeks ago

Cape Coral


"They're just another unofficial filter for us."

This!!! Automatic no thank you if it’s a pic on the toilet. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

queue all the married and attached guys removing toilet pics hahaha

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By *andyh78Man
39 weeks ago

manchester

Women do it as well. The number of clothed/gym/night out pics that are taken in a public toilet with a mirror is ridiculous. It acts as a filter for me as well

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By (user no longer on site)
39 weeks ago

Maybe he's a plumber and is proud of the porcelain throne he worked hard to afford? My toilet isnt very fancy so i prefer other backdrops but unless you are an expert in the field of shitters i think people are being too quick to judge here!

Ive never looked but im guessing theres fellas with their tallywackers propped up against top of the range dewalt power drills or a nice stephascope or lawnmower. People take pride in allsorts depending on their craft i would say!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
39 weeks ago

chichester

Maybe they like to wash the purple headed warrior in the bowl perhaps to save running taps

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By *tagmeupMan
39 weeks ago

wirral

We block these on our couples profile.

Oh you have just took a dump, how delightful

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