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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Seen a few vids recently (2 of them actually posted on Fab) of a woman fucking a gear stick. Found it strangely arousing, lol.

What strange and unusual objects have you fucked?

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By *rozac_fairyCouple
over a year ago

tamworth

Insertion...

An odd one but have to admit, it's abit of a guilty pleasure.

Hair brush handle, tennis racket handle, a bed post. There's been afew odd items

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By *inkycoupleABCCouple
over a year ago

yateley

Baseball bat

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Insertion...

An odd one but have to admit, it's abit of a guilty pleasure.

Hair brush handle, tennis racket handle, a bed post. There's been a few odd items "

Oh yes, I've seen bedpost fucks as well. I think that's quite a challenge. Well done. Lol

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 24/10/23 15:42:47]

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Baseball bat"

Bloody hell!

With your tiny body??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baseball bat

Bloody hell!

With your tiny body??"

Presumptuous of you. It might be her fella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Baseball bat

Bloody hell!

With your tiny body??"

Laurence was the one replying

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London

One of my fantasies is to “stumble” upon a car with a woman inside fucking a beer stick. Doors all shut so all I can do is watch from the outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my fantasies is to “stumble” upon a car with a woman inside fucking a beer stick. Doors all shut so all I can do is watch from the outside"

Is that a yard of ale, I don't want to see that, what a waste of beer

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

a guy once on cam had a ring spanner on his cock.

dont know if he managed to get it off, could have been the wrong nut size

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"One of my fantasies is to “stumble” upon a car with a woman inside fucking a beer stick. Doors all shut so all I can do is watch from the outside

Is that a yard of ale, I don't want to see that, what a waste of beer "

Oops of course I meant a gear stick

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Cue the beer stick comments

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"a guy once on cam had a ring spanner on his cock.

dont know if he managed to get it off, could have been the wrong nut size"

Well that brings a whole new meaning to nut sauce

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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago

St Ives

Courgette (large)…

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"Courgette (large)…"

Blimey…really???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my fantasies is to “stumble” upon a car with a woman inside fucking a beer stick. Doors all shut so all I can do is watch from the outside

Is that a yard of ale, I don't want to see that, what a waste of beer

Oops of course I meant a gear stick "

Yeah I know, just playing with ya

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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago

St Ives


"Courgette (large)…

Blimey…really???"

Yep.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"Courgette (large)…

Blimey…really???

Yep."

Any evidence?

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

you'll be surprised by how many people need hospital treatment for removing electric toothbrush attachments from their back passage.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"you'll be surprised by how many people need hospital treatment for removing electric toothbrush attachments from their back passage.

"

Imagine that, worse still if you can’t turn it off and you’re in the waiting room buzzing away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucille

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Mr has videos of sounding rods in the cock and various dildos in the bum up to an 18" jelly dong.

Object insertion isn't just for the ladies

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By *knick45Man
over a year ago

Knowle Bristol

I fucked an ex with a glass rolling pin. She loved it

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By *nj6969Couple
over a year ago

Grimsby


"Lucille"

Ouch!!!!! Xx

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Courgette (large)…

Blimey…really???

Yep.

Any evidence?"

It's probably all Baba Ganoush by now mate, lol

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Lucille

Ouch!!!!! Xx"

What am I missing here....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve used stockings and high heels to get off

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"I’ve used stockings and high heels to get off"

Inserted?

Genuinely intrigued to see a pair of Jimmy Choo up someone's ass

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’ve used stockings and high heels to get off

Inserted?

Genuinely intrigued to see a pair of Jimmy Choo up someone's ass "

Seen it. Heel fucking is all over the place now, lol. And boy does it turn me on.

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"Courgette (large)…

Blimey…really???

Yep."

To everyone reading this thread, I can confirm that a Courgette was indeed used! I’ve seen the naughty evidence now

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By *our TV fantasyTV/TS
over a year ago

Waterloo, Liverpool

Aubergine xx

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Better than abject fucking.

Mr DD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not inserted, no. Put my cock inside the stocking and wanked off. Also, fucked the peep toe of my wife’s peep toe heels. So hot!

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Better than abject fucking.

Mr DD"

Oh very clever. I like it. Don't know where I'd use it next but I'd like to keep it if I may. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using heels to fuck is hot

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By *w214Couple
over a year ago

Wirral


"Lucille

Ouch!!!!! Xx

What am I missing here....?"

Lucille is a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat used by a character from the walking dead for crushing skulls.

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By *our TV fantasyTV/TS
over a year ago

Waterloo, Liverpool


"Aubergine xx"

Start with the narrow end (leaves off) until relaxed then big end first till all the way in.

Takes my breath away

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By *ubwife4uCouple
over a year ago

Heathrow

Wooden rolling pin. Now, who wants to come round for home made pie?

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Wooden rolling pin. Now, who wants to come round for home made pie?"

Well as long as it's a creampie I'm delivering, lol

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Lucille

Ouch!!!!! Xx

What am I missing here....?

Lucille is a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat used by a character from the walking dead for crushing skulls. "

Ah. Never watched it, hence not getting the reference. Ta.

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By *inkycoupleABCCouple
over a year ago

yateley

Both of us but I put it up him first

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By *inkyfuckery69Couple
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

We used to know a size queen that could dissappear a rugby league ball completely. Twas a sight to behold .

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria


"Better than abject fucking.

Mr DD

Oh very clever. I like it. Don't know where I'd use it next but I'd like to keep it if I may. Haha"

Feel free.

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By *eally_RosieWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Tried a pretty large courgette once (hubby seemed to have this thing about me trying it), and once I put on a show for a guy in his office late at night using a whiteboard marker, and his cum as lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lucille

Ouch!!!!! Xx"

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"Tried a pretty large courgette once (hubby seemed to have this thing about me trying it), and once I put on a show for a guy in his office late at night using a whiteboard marker, and his cum as lube "

You really are my kind of lady

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Tried a pretty large courgette once (hubby seemed to have this thing about me trying it), and once I put on a show for a guy in his office late at night using a whiteboard marker, and his cum as lube "

Recreate that as a video and you'll be on page 1

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"Hair brush handle"

My ex-wife used to use one of those to pleasure herself occasionally, and I can still picture it - it was purple, with a slightly ridged/ribbed hard rubbery plastic grip...

....sometimes I'd arrive home late evening from the bar where I worked, walk into the bedroom, and find her 'getting herself ready' with it...

....one memorable time, we had a 'tug of war' for a few minutes, with me holding the bristles end trying to pull it from her, while she resisted and clamped her pussy tightly around it!

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By *ine Time FontayneMan
over a year ago

Bracknell

I’ve always wanted to meet a woman who could sit on my tow bar - and I have encountered a woman who claims she will be able to take my baseball bat

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By *r LovecraftMan
over a year ago

RCT/Swansea/Cwmbran

Ex gf took a champagne bottle after we'd d*unk the champagne (pouring some of it over her to lick from/out of her),dipping strawberries in a champagne soaked pussy.

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By *eally_RosieWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Tried a pretty large courgette once (hubby seemed to have this thing about me trying it), and once I put on a show for a guy in his office late at night using a whiteboard marker, and his cum as lube

Recreate that as a video and you'll be on page 1 "

I have the pictures and vids I took

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By *ond Jimmy BondMan
over a year ago

London


"Tried a pretty large courgette once (hubby seemed to have this thing about me trying it), and once I put on a show for a guy in his office late at night using a whiteboard marker, and his cum as lube

Recreate that as a video and you'll be on page 1

I have the pictures and vids I took "

Ong omg please can I see? Pretty please

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tried a pretty large courgette once (hubby seemed to have this thing about me trying it), and once I put on a show for a guy in his office late at night using a whiteboard marker, and his cum as lube

Recreate that as a video and you'll be on page 1

I have the pictures and vids I took "

Wow. Oh please share!

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Ex gf took a champagne bottle after we'd d*unk the champagne (pouring some of it over her to lick from/out of her),dipping strawberries in a champagne soaked pussy. "

Love the improvisation.

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By *ill Hill FunseekersCouple
over a year ago

london

Hairbrush, beer bottle, various deodorant cans, a big Toblerone (and ate it) and a cucumber. C.

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hairbrush, beer bottle, various deodorant cans, a big Toblerone (and ate it) and a cucumber. C. "

Blimey! You managed to get all of them in at the same time???!

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By *ill Hill FunseekersCouple
over a year ago

london


"Hairbrush, beer bottle, various deodorant cans, a big Toblerone (and ate it) and a cucumber. C.

Blimey! You managed to get all of them in at the same time???!"

???? I knew as soon as I posted it that someone would ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cactus.

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By *astyfella999Man
over a year ago

newcastle

I’m a paramedic and got called to a house where she got a wire coat hanger stuck up there

When I asked the question

She said. She sat on it by mistake

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By *ay40xMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Snooker cue. Didn’t know whether to go for the pink or the brown… boom boom!

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By *azzajazzaMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

End of a snooker cue is a good one. Wife loves it. Hair brush.

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By *azzajazzaMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

End of a snooker cue is a good one. Wife loves it. Hair brush.

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"A cactus."

No! Really??

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell


"No! Really??"

Not all cacti have spines/thorns - some only have areoles...

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"No! Really??

Not all cacti have spines/thorns - some only have areoles..."

It's official, I'm an immature 12 year old.

I giggled when I though you wrote

"arseholes"

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By *ine Time FontayneMan
over a year ago

Bracknell


"Tried a pretty large courgette once (hubby seemed to have this thing about me trying it), and once I put on a show for a guy in his office late at night using a whiteboard marker, and his cum as lube

Recreate that as a video and you'll be on page 1

I have the pictures and vids I took "

I’d love to see those or even better I’d have so much enjoyed being there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once in older porn I have seen guy put his big bold head in the pussy and whiles that was lacking her clit.

Super strange, but found it hot anyway

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By *hilledguy2020Man
over a year ago

Gateshead

Rugby ball....now that's what I call a conversion!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about guy selffuck. That's pretty impressive. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even I’ve

Played around with stuff

Cucumber

Baseball bat handle

Up turned stool leg (thick tapered and long )

Aerosol can

Oops I’ve said enough ??

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"Baseball bat

Bloody hell!

With your tiny body??"

The fanny is a stretchy old thing

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Tentacle

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By *umblebiMan
over a year ago

ayles

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By *isowned DadMan
over a year ago

Sandhurst

Love this thread and the different items tried very interesting!

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Baseball bat

Bloody hell!

With your tiny body??

The fanny is a stretchy old thing "

Ooh not that old I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love watching females with wine bottles, reminds me of Big Brother!

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By *ammy_xMan
over a year ago

Reading

I've seen a few vids of Men and women grinding against a pillow.

It's quite erotic seeing that sort of frustration building up

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I've seen a few vids of Men and women grinding against a pillow.

It's quite erotic seeing that sort of frustration building up "

What, you mean like a dry hump?

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By *ammy_xMan
over a year ago

Reading

Yeah

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Tow hook.lol

Don't ask...

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By *pslad99Man
over a year ago

colchester

Champagne bottle

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Courgette (large)…

Blimey…really???

Yep."

Did it count as one of her 5 a day?

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By *iredhandMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I’m a paramedic and got called to a house where she got a wire coat hanger stuck up there

When I asked the question

She said. She sat on it by mistake "

Was she hoping the creases would drop out?

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By *knick45Man
over a year ago

Knowle Bristol

I watched a woman put a Pringle tin tin the bottom and the open end open I pulled the pringles out as she fucked her

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"I watched a woman put a Pringle tin tin the bottom and the open end open I pulled the pringles out as she fucked her "
...and you woke up

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By *izzy69 OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Tow hook.lol

Don't ask... "

Now I have to!

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By *ine Time FontayneMan
over a year ago

Bracknell


"Tow hook.lol

Don't ask...

Now I have to!"

Search on xhamster. It’s there !

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By *annyboy1980Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Toilet brush, and yes the brush end

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By *rizlarMan
over a year ago

Bridgwater

George Michael was caught with a chocolate bar up his arse, apparently it was a Careless Whisper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toilet brush, and yes the brush end "

Yes. Done it to my wife and she frequently uses it on herself.

Cucumbers, aubergine and butternut squash have all been inserted vaginally and some anally.

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood


"Wooden rolling pin. Now, who wants to come round for home made pie?"

Served with cream?

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By *ess n BenCouple
over a year ago

Didcot


"Baseball bat

Bloody hell!

With your tiny body??"

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By *and12Couple
over a year ago

flint

A woman had to have a mini gear stick removed in hospital few years back

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By *weetsmellingtreatsWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Hairbrush

Beer bottle

Deodorant can

Various food items

Gear stick/knob

Bed post knob

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By *otts-manMan
over a year ago

Long Eaton

Picked up a nice acrylic rolling pin from Tesco last night.... Smooth, slim, and 18" long

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By *ddfellowMan
over a year ago

Newferry, wirral

ten pin bowling pin anyone

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