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"Insertion... An odd one but have to admit, it's abit of a guilty pleasure. Hair brush handle, tennis racket handle, a bed post. There's been a few odd items " Oh yes, I've seen bedpost fucks as well. I think that's quite a challenge. Well done. Lol | |||
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"Baseball bat" Bloody hell! With your tiny body?? | |||
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"Baseball bat Bloody hell! With your tiny body??" Presumptuous of you. It might be her fella ![]() | |||
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"Baseball bat Bloody hell! With your tiny body??" Laurence was the one replying ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"One of my fantasies is to “stumble” upon a car with a woman inside fucking a beer stick. Doors all shut so all I can do is watch from the outside Is that a yard of ale, I don't want to see that, what a waste of beer " Oops of course I meant a gear stick ![]() | |||
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"a guy once on cam had a ring spanner on his cock. dont know if he managed to get it off, could have been the wrong nut size" Well that brings a whole new meaning to nut sauce | |||
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"Courgette (large)…" Blimey…really??? | |||
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"One of my fantasies is to “stumble” upon a car with a woman inside fucking a beer stick. Doors all shut so all I can do is watch from the outside Is that a yard of ale, I don't want to see that, what a waste of beer Oops of course I meant a gear stick ![]() Yeah I know, just playing with ya | |||
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"Courgette (large)… Blimey…really???" Yep. | |||
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"Courgette (large)… Blimey…really??? Yep." Any evidence? ![]() | |||
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"you'll be surprised by how many people need hospital treatment for removing electric toothbrush attachments from their back passage. " Imagine that, worse still if you can’t turn it off and you’re in the waiting room buzzing away | |||
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"Lucille" Ouch!!!!! Xx | |||
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"Courgette (large)… Blimey…really??? Yep. Any evidence? ![]() It's probably all Baba Ganoush by now mate, lol | |||
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"Lucille Ouch!!!!! Xx" What am I missing here....? | |||
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"I’ve used stockings and high heels to get off" Inserted? Genuinely intrigued to see a pair of Jimmy Choo up someone's ass | |||
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"I’ve used stockings and high heels to get off Inserted? Genuinely intrigued to see a pair of Jimmy Choo up someone's ass " Seen it. Heel fucking is all over the place now, lol. And boy does it turn me on. | |||
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"Courgette (large)… Blimey…really??? Yep." To everyone reading this thread, I can confirm that a Courgette was indeed used! I’ve seen the naughty evidence now ![]() | |||
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"Better than abject fucking. Mr DD" Oh very clever. I like it. Don't know where I'd use it next but I'd like to keep it if I may. Haha | |||
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"Lucille Ouch!!!!! Xx What am I missing here....?" Lucille is a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat used by a character from the walking dead for crushing skulls. | |||
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"Aubergine xx" Start with the narrow end (leaves off) until relaxed then big end first till all the way in. Takes my breath away | |||
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"Wooden rolling pin. Now, who wants to come round for home made pie?" Well as long as it's a creampie I'm delivering, lol | |||
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"Lucille Ouch!!!!! Xx What am I missing here....? Lucille is a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat used by a character from the walking dead for crushing skulls. " Ah. Never watched it, hence not getting the reference. Ta. | |||
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"Better than abject fucking. Mr DD Oh very clever. I like it. Don't know where I'd use it next but I'd like to keep it if I may. Haha" Feel free. | |||
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"Tried a pretty large courgette once (hubby seemed to have this thing about me trying it), and once I put on a show for a guy in his office late at night using a whiteboard marker, and his cum as lube ![]() You really are my kind of lady | |||
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"Tried a pretty large courgette once (hubby seemed to have this thing about me trying it), and once I put on a show for a guy in his office late at night using a whiteboard marker, and his cum as lube ![]() Recreate that as a video and you'll be on page 1 | |||
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"Hair brush handle" My ex-wife used to use one of those to pleasure herself occasionally, and I can still picture it - it was purple, with a slightly ridged/ribbed hard rubbery plastic grip... ....sometimes I'd arrive home late evening from the bar where I worked, walk into the bedroom, and find her 'getting herself ready' with it... ....one memorable time, we had a 'tug of war' for a few minutes, with me holding the bristles end trying to pull it from her, while she resisted and clamped her pussy tightly around it! ![]() | |||
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"Tried a pretty large courgette once (hubby seemed to have this thing about me trying it), and once I put on a show for a guy in his office late at night using a whiteboard marker, and his cum as lube ![]() I have the pictures and vids I took ![]() | |||
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"Tried a pretty large courgette once (hubby seemed to have this thing about me trying it), and once I put on a show for a guy in his office late at night using a whiteboard marker, and his cum as lube ![]() ![]() Ong omg please can I see? Pretty please | |||
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"Tried a pretty large courgette once (hubby seemed to have this thing about me trying it), and once I put on a show for a guy in his office late at night using a whiteboard marker, and his cum as lube ![]() ![]() Wow. Oh please share! | |||
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"Ex gf took a champagne bottle after we'd d*unk the champagne (pouring some of it over her to lick from/out of her),dipping strawberries in a champagne soaked pussy. " Love the improvisation. | |||
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"Hairbrush, beer bottle, various deodorant cans, a big Toblerone (and ate it) and a cucumber. C. " Blimey! You managed to get all of them in at the same time???! | |||
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"Hairbrush, beer bottle, various deodorant cans, a big Toblerone (and ate it) and a cucumber. C. Blimey! You managed to get all of them in at the same time???!" ???? I knew as soon as I posted it that someone would ask. | |||
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"A cactus." No! Really?? | |||
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"No! Really??" Not all cacti have spines/thorns - some only have areoles... | |||
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"No! Really?? Not all cacti have spines/thorns - some only have areoles..." It's official, I'm an immature 12 year old. I giggled when I though you wrote "arseholes" | |||
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"Tried a pretty large courgette once (hubby seemed to have this thing about me trying it), and once I put on a show for a guy in his office late at night using a whiteboard marker, and his cum as lube ![]() ![]() I’d love to see those or even better I’d have so much enjoyed being there | |||
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"Baseball bat Bloody hell! With your tiny body??" The fanny is a stretchy old thing ![]() | |||
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"Baseball bat Bloody hell! With your tiny body?? The fanny is a stretchy old thing ![]() Ooh not that old I'm sure ![]() | |||
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"I've seen a few vids of Men and women grinding against a pillow. It's quite erotic seeing that sort of frustration building up " What, you mean like a dry hump? | |||
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"Courgette (large)… Blimey…really??? Yep." Did it count as one of her 5 a day? ![]() | |||
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"I’m a paramedic and got called to a house where she got a wire coat hanger stuck up there When I asked the question She said. She sat on it by mistake " Was she hoping the creases would drop out? ![]() | |||
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"I watched a woman put a Pringle tin tin the bottom and the open end open I pulled the pringles out as she fucked her " ...and you woke up ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Tow hook.lol Don't ask... ![]() Now I have to! | |||
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"Tow hook.lol Don't ask... ![]() Search on xhamster. It’s there ! | |||
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"Toilet brush, and yes the brush end " Yes. Done it to my wife and she frequently uses it on herself. Cucumbers, aubergine and butternut squash have all been inserted vaginally and some anally. | |||
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"Wooden rolling pin. Now, who wants to come round for home made pie?" Served with cream? | |||
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"Baseball bat Bloody hell! With your tiny body??" ![]() ![]() | |||
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