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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts

Occasionally I like to spice up my wanking sessions not by incorporating new toys or people but by chucking something in the oven and trying to cum before it burns lol adds an element off excitement also if my fire alarm goes off I've failed lol

Anyone else have "strange wanking habits?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Occasionally I like to spice up my wanking sessions not by incorporating new toys or people but by chucking something in the oven and trying to cum before it burns lol adds an element off excitement also if my fire alarm goes off I've failed lol

Anyone else have "strange wanking habits?" "

I often do this when boiling an egg. I usually have time to butter my toast before the egg is hard?

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts


"Occasionally I like to spice up my wanking sessions not by incorporating new toys or people but by chucking something in the oven and trying to cum before it burns lol adds an element off excitement also if my fire alarm goes off I've failed lol

Anyone else have "strange wanking habits?"

I often do this when boiling an egg. I usually have time to butter my toast before the egg is hard?"
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That's eggcellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Occasionally I like to spice up my wanking sessions not by incorporating new toys or people but by chucking something in the oven and trying to cum before it burns lol adds an element off excitement also if my fire alarm goes off I've failed lol

Anyone else have "strange wanking habits?"

I often do this when boiling an egg. I usually have time to butter my toast before the egg is hard?.

That's eggcellent "

You do know I am eggagerating?

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts


"Occasionally I like to spice up my wanking sessions not by incorporating new toys or people but by chucking something in the oven and trying to cum before it burns lol adds an element off excitement also if my fire alarm goes off I've failed lol

Anyone else have "strange wanking habits?"

I often do this when boiling an egg. I usually have time to butter my toast before the egg is hard?.

That's eggcellent

You do know I am eggagerating? "

how eggstrodanary, you yolker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Occasionally I like to spice up my wanking sessions not by incorporating new toys or people but by chucking something in the oven and trying to cum before it burns lol adds an element off excitement also if my fire alarm goes off I've failed lol

Anyone else have "strange wanking habits?"

I often do this when boiling an egg. I usually have time to butter my toast before the egg is hard?.

That's eggcellent

You do know I am eggagerating?

how eggstrodanary, you yolker"

If a little eggcentric?

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts


"Occasionally I like to spice up my wanking sessions not by incorporating new toys or people but by chucking something in the oven and trying to cum before it burns lol adds an element off excitement also if my fire alarm goes off I've failed lol

Anyone else have "strange wanking habits?"

I often do this when boiling an egg. I usually have time to butter my toast before the egg is hard?.

That's eggcellent

You do know I am eggagerating?

how eggstrodanary, you yolker

If a little eggcentric?"

Perhaps, I've run out of egg puns now lol ironically not what this post was about haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to fap to the countdown theme tune.

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

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"I like to fap to the countdown theme tune."

Haha I just heard it in my head, that tune makes me nervous for some reason idk like an impending disaster is about to occur lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I'm singing Sparks, Beat the clock in my head now.

But cock instead of clock.

If you are unfamiliar just give it a listen on Spotify.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it would before I need to leave the house for something. Gotta get out to work, need to see if I can cum first

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts


"I'm singing Sparks, Beat the clock in my head now.

But cock instead of clock.

If you are unfamiliar just give it a listen on Spotify."

Lol good lil ditty!

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I can shoot before the kettle boils for tea.

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By *utieBootyPatootie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Here or There abouts


"I can shoot before the kettle boils for tea."

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"I can shoot before the kettle boils for tea.

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Oh yeah.

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By *ustcyberMan
over a year ago

North Herts

Standing naked by the bed and being told I have 60 seconds to cum. A timer is set on Her phone.

She holds her hand out.

If I’m successful I get to eat the results.

If I’m not I get to try again next week / month depending on how generous She’s being.

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By * boneMan
over a year ago

North London


"Standing naked by the bed and being told I have 60 seconds to cum. A timer is set on Her phone.

She holds her hand out.

If I’m successful I get to eat the results.

If I’m not I get to try again next week / month depending on how generous She’s being. "

Does she feed you others instead?

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By *ustcyberMan
over a year ago

North Herts

Not yet

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By * boneMan
over a year ago

North London


"Not yet "

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