FabSwingers.com forum: What put's you off

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Verifications, profile photo, rude photos, one liners, winks, delay in replying etc ?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Greengrocer's apostrophe's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badly painted skirting boards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greengrocer's apostrophe's"

And Oxford commas.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Middle-aged men acting more eager than a horny 14-year old boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using a comma when a semi colon is required. I hate that.

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

"Greengrocer's apostrophe's"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Middle-aged men acting more eager than a horny 14-year old boy."

I thought that would be a positive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greengrocer's apostrophe's"

You have been reading too many book’s

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

All of the above.

Mrs

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By *n_the_air_tonightMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Smart forum replies might be my biggest Fab turnoff

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"Greengrocer's apostrophe's

You have been reading too many book’s "

I'm sure that's not the ca'se.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greengrocer's apostrophe's

You have been reading too many book’s

I'm sure that's not the ca'se."

That’s a butcher’s apostrophe?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

None of the above

Trying to be superior to everyone/anyone else (seriously)

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Couples profiles with no pics of man.

Single male profiles with more women in it than them ie just the tip of their hand/cock.

Pests

Those who ask to meet now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couples profiles with no pics of man.

Single male profiles with more women in it than them ie just the tip of their hand/cock.

Pests

Those who ask to meet now. "

But other than that it’s tickety boo?

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

Rule driven profiles.

You will do this

You won’t do that.

No actual content on them as a person.

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By *lueDressWoman
over a year ago

Bath

I think most of all its lies. Bullshit.

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Gross close ups, lack of info on profile, messy backgrounds.. just a few..

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

lots to be honest but false flattery at the mo is really sicky pukey yucky i dont know of any other woman /couple who swing who like it why cant guys see its rank

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By *hoebeWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Guys profile where they only have dick pics

Skanky backgrounds

Pics of people's arseh*les

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Verifications, profile photo, rude photos, one liners, winks, delay in replying etc ?"

All but winks. To add, status's, bio, all photos, pasted messages...how long you got?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think most of all its lies. Bullshit."

Is that life or reality or the great unknown?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lots to be honest but false flattery at the mo is really sicky pukey yucky i dont know of any other woman /couple who swing who like it why cant guys see its rank"

Can I ask why you post pictures if you don’t like comments?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gross close ups, lack of info on profile, messy backgrounds.. just a few..

You’re going to get close up and intimate at some point why not see before you try.

Is a messy background that important?

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

"lots to be honest but false flattery at the mo is really sicky pukey yucky i dont know of any other woman /couple who swing who like it why cant guys see its rank

Can I ask why you post pictures if you don’t like comments?"

comments are one thing being creepy is another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lots to be honest but false flattery at the mo is really sicky pukey yucky i dont know of any other woman /couple who swing who like it why cant guys see its rank

Can I ask why you post pictures if you don’t like comments?

comments are one thing being creepy is another"

I did smile!

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
over a year ago

stanley

Profiles that have a huge number of rules and an inference that they can have their pick of anyone in the site so “you yes you, profile reading peasant better do everything we say for us to even consider you”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles that have a huge number of rules and an inference that they can have their pick of anyone in the site so “you yes you, profile reading peasant better do everything we say for us to even consider you”

Stan you need to get real.........you’re not a peasant but merely a serf. Deal with it!

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By *oovermouthMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Men who flex one arm in pics or looking in the mirror in a gym

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By *ambsfunMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

Dirty socks

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I didn't expect this thread to be full of fellow punctuation mark pedants, but I'm here for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that think I sit around all done up waiting on they messages to come fuck me l

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By *en88Man
over a year ago

Essex

Open flames, it's dangerous

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

North Wessex Downs

Couples photos, or verifications, where the photos clearly indicate a male displaying chronic STD symptoms. Alternatively, and usually less obvious, a female displaying the same. Approximately 5% + of people on the site, dependent on sex.

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

North Wessex Downs

Punctuation and spelling too!

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By *dc1Man
over a year ago

essex and all over the south

Women who want to see your face picture on first message. Yer righto. Get lost.

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

is that not the whole point of swinging to find people who are into the same things you are therefor any rules are there for a reason and because they dont suit you then clearly your not going to meet ... this free for all sex dont exist tho thats what most men want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greengrocer's apostrophe's"

brilliant, seemingly unnoticed! Try another see if anyone catches on

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By *lolxMan
over a year ago

West Green

tldr

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

"Couples photos, or verifications, where the photos clearly indicate a male displaying chronic STD symptoms. Alternatively, and usually less obvious, a female displaying the same. Approximately 5% + of people on the site, dependent on sex."

why just couples surely this applies to all sex's ive seen many mens cock pics on here that are red raw or lumpy with warts n stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didn't expect this thread to be full of fellow punctuation mark pedants, but I'm here for it.

You used the Oxford comma...........! Philistine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What, specifically, would those symptoms relate to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great question! But also why is this their view point and outcome????

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By *olden_Road_to_SamarkandMan
over a year ago

North Wessex Downs

why just couples surely this applies to all sex's ive seen many mens cock pics on here that are red raw or lumpy with warts n stuff"

Good question. Well, i don't tend to look at single mens profiles, so if i see a cock it's udually in a couple's profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attitude more than anything.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Written on someone's profile those things aren't a turn off at all. Just a good filter.

It's when they message out of the blue and include a list of demands in their opening message that I find it offensive.

Someone I've never spoken to before telling me to lose the beard, that I'm too old and too straight to be successful here but if I agree to play bi they will consider putting me on their to-do list for future meets or that they know my profile text is bullshit and unless I book an hotel room and meet them the following night I'll never know what I'm missing out on.

All of the above are turn offs as are those who use the "do you not know who we are and how we can affect your fab journey?" line when I say no.

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
over a year ago

The Side of the Mersey

Chatting to a “couple” and then just as it seems like you are about to arrange to meet, they go UNLOS or just block you even though things seemed to be going really well.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I didn't expect this thread to be full of fellow punctuation mark pedants, but I'm here for it.

You used the Oxford comma...........! Philistine "

I love an Oxford comma, but that wasn't one. (Nor is this one!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey bby how r u. Those sort of messages. Feel like yeeting my phone away.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Middle-aged men acting more eager than a horny 14-year old boy.

I thought that would be a positive?"

Well, in our case at least, you thought wrong.

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By *lolxMan
over a year ago

West Green

"Will fill in later" - weeks, months, even years after joining, but on-line recently!

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By *ogan WillowCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Silhouettes with no pictures is our biggest pet hate

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By *ecky124TV/TS
over a year ago

Middlewich

"Silhouettes with no pictures is our biggest pet hate "

I’ve got to agree with you on that or just no photos at all makes me think it’s a fake account

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Verifications, profile photo, rude photos, one liners, winks, delay in replying etc ?"
usually pussy pics .like something out of alien some of them

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By *ecky124TV/TS
over a year ago

Middlewich

Hairy legs in tights / stockings and panties and a bush that you’d need a brush cutter and a chainsaw to tame or just a good bush fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On couples profile.

Couples profile where there are no pictures of the male half, it's almost as if the female isn't there to take any pictures???

Single man's profile.

Only Dick pics by all means have one or two but have some others as well.

Will fill in later a year on.

Two different ages on a profile.

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By *CExeCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln/Exeter

Folks not reading the profile. Despite the first line stating that Chelsea is in Hong Kong, we get several messages a day from couples wanting to meet Chelsea. Doesn't matter how hot they are, puts us right off if they can't be bothered to even read the profile.

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