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Scaring the vanillas

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By *rancois Du Bois OP   Man
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

Do you ever get into a situation where you’re talking to Vannilla people who think they’re gonna shock you with something sexual? On Saturday night I was working behind the bar at my favourite pub when it was karaoke night. A group of five decided to sing a song (badly), when one of the guys said to me “I bet you’ve never seen a fivesome before?”

What I wanted to say was,

“I have had several orgies”

However, I feel this would’ve asked more questions than it answered!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Oh, I like to go there in those moments. Full disclosure. Watch their jaws hit the floor.

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By *rancois Du Bois OP   Man
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.


"Oh, I like to go there in those moments. Full disclosure. Watch their jaws hit the floor. "

Sadly I was working a bar so didn’t feel it was appropriate!

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
over a year ago

London (She/Her)

On dating apps I don’t want to get into talking about sex straight away, cos I’d be looking to start a different kind of relationship there, so I got called a prude and vanilla and inexperienced etc. They have no idea.

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
over a year ago

Farnborough

I’m going out with a lovely friend tonight for dinner. I do go out shopping, but this is different. It will be my first time in doing this, in spending a significant amount of time in single place, in a ‘vanilla’ environment.

I am excited, but equally terrified at drawing attention to myself, and being stared at. This is in the country, so hardly cosmopolitan!!

R xx

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Tbh we find fab a very vanilla place in the grand scheme. We have been told we are sick, wrong and damn right disgusting over messages from some. Now for us that made us smile and kinda proud but I think it was meant as an insult

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Reminds me of a recent occasion when I met a younger friend of mine who told me he was in a polyamorous relationship. I said I'd like to talk about that and that two of my three marriages had been non-monogamous -that made his jaw drop!

That conversation is coming up in a couple of weeks.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Butter wouldn't melt in our mouths (whatever that even means haha), we'd love to throw the odd flippant remark out there to watch the reaction, though we rarely do. We quite like the secret life

C

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By *luttyLaylaWoman
over a year ago

North West

Yup.

Love it on vanilla dating apps when they say they want filth.

Usually reply asking them what size strap on they prefer and which club we’ll be attending… apparently they didn’t want filth. Haha!

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

When asked the normal Monday morning question "have a good weekend, do anything exciting" I responded with "Oh you know nothing much, took part in an orgy on Saturday night and had a quiet Sunday watching the football on TV."

The rest of the office just laughed and then unbelievable asked who was playing in the football.

The thing was the orgy part was true but the football was not as we had travelled home from the party on Sunday

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By *ristinapinkWoman
over a year ago

Staines-upon-Thames

It’s funny when on dating apps I get messages saying they’re naughty… and I think, naughtier than me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs innocent here I always prefer to listen and smile at those that have no idea

It’s got to the point now that this is the normal way of being and thinking ,I forget that others lead a very boring sex life, granted you can still have an amazing sex life with just two but when the door is open and more can be added why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s funny when on dating apps I get messages saying they’re naughty… and I think, naughtier than me? "

Haha I bet you can get very filthy considering some of you're comments I've seen on other threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs innocent here I always prefer to listen and smile at those that have no idea

It’s got to the point now that this is the normal way of being and thinking ,I forget that others lead a very boring sex life, granted you can still have an amazing sex life with just two but when the door is open and more can be added why not "

yea for sure, sometimes it's best to keep quiet unless the opportunity to open up more presents itself. definitely after you've experienced some things, it makes the vanilla stuff feel bland I get that.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

In previous job whenever the subject of swinging or kinks came up in the office I just used to keep my head down and not comment.

But, the office secretary knew my lifestyle and always would shoot me a knowing look and smile.

Was a fun secret to keep.

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By *rustratedmissWoman
over a year ago

York

I'm the same, it makes me laugh when on dating apps or in person you have someone saying I'd be shocked at what they get up to.

No my dear, it is you that would be shocked to hear what this shy, unassuming person in front of you gets up to!

No one in the real world knows what I get up to on here and that's the way I intend for it to stay

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

C was at an all female play event in a sauna in London and myself and another guy who’s partner was at the same party, were in a pub round the corner (we’d agreed to pick the girls up afterwards).

We got chatting to a guy who was showing off about his women conquests - he then asked us why us two were in London.

When we said we’d just met and our GF’s were round the corner at a 250 strong all female orgy, his face dropped and he said he’d never be able to top that

It’s the only time I’ve told someone about the lifestyle - most of the time, I prefer to keep it secret.

K

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