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anyone fucked in a church?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

this has always been a fantasy of mine, ive found a discreet church where not many people go into where its possible for fun, anyone else done this before, stories would be welcome..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes we have in the grounds of newstead abbey....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny ya should mention that lol

When i was in my teens i used to be one of the bellringers at the local church and had key access to the tower

One summer day i took a young lady up to the roof of the tower for a look round

And we ended up having a little play lol xx

So not in a church as such but on a church xx

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

There used to be a group of swingers met in a very rural church in the wilds of Northumberland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we also moved on over to the grave yard and some old crypt..!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a snog in a church once, never actually had sex in one - although I'm intrigued by the idea, I have to admit.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Yes, in one of the college churches in cambridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be ok to shag in a church on a Sunday?

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

ive been fucked by a vicar, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest, some places are sacred and no we'd never do that.

Each to their own and all that, but you just don't do stuff like that it shows total disrespect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shagged on church grounds a few times in my youth, never actually inside the church tho

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By *eorge17Man
over a year ago

Leven


" ive been fucked by a vicar, lol. "

is that slut or hubby? lol

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By *endyJeffWalesCouple
over a year ago

MerthyrTydfil

Most men get fucked in a church with the words "I do" LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ive been fucked by a vicar, lol. "

i know a female vicar that swings, well shes no longer working for the church since they found out, it was in the papers and everything when it all came out, she used to go to a club i use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would it be ok to shag in a church on a Sunday?"
yes it would as long as you left a few pounds on the plate...look upon it as a very cheap travel lodge....heheheheeh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often had sex with a lovely girl who was training to become ordained in the church and may even now be qualified as a Vicar ? Vicaress ? nah dont know the answer.

AND

We did meet in a swingers club.

There was the usual garbage in the Sunday papers recently about a Vicar (this one was male CoE so I know what to call him) who enjoyed visiting swingers clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does it count that we played in a converted church in cheltenham......it was a church come pub....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest, some places are sacred and no we'd never do that.

Each to their own and all that, but you just don't do stuff like that it shows total disrespect "

I quite agree!! you can shove a melon up my husbands ass but you can't fornicate by the font !!!

oh the very idea!

What would the murdering crusaders think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest, some places are sacred and no we'd never do that.

Each to their own and all that, but you just don't do stuff like that it shows total disrespect

I quite agree!! you can shove a melon up my husbands ass but you can't fornicate by the font !!!

oh the very idea!

What would the murdering crusaders think? "
is your hubby ok with that!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got some books about people being fucked in churches........ abuse books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest, some places are sacred and no we'd never do that.

Each to their own and all that, but you just don't do stuff like that it shows total disrespect

I quite agree!! you can shove a melon up my husbands ass but you can't fornicate by the font !!!

oh the very idea!

What would the murdering crusaders think? is your hubby ok with that!!!!!!!!!! "

Well .... we are divorced so I don't know. I'd ring him n ask but he might think im reconciled.... Fnarrr!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I quite agree!! you can shove a melon up my husbands ass but you can't fornicate by the font !!!

is your hubby ok with that!!!!!!!!!!

Well .... we are divorced so I don't know. I'd ring him n ask but he might think im reconciled.... Fnarrr!"

"Hello, would it be ok if I shoved a melon up your bottom?"

"Does that mean we're getting back together?"

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands


" ive been fucked by a vicar, lol.

is that slut or hubby? lol"

(slut), lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not fucked in a church, but I was a church organist for sometime, and used to enjoy a nice wank during the sermon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest, some places are sacred and no we'd never do that.

Each to their own and all that, but you just don't do stuff like that it shows total disrespect "
My sentiments exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have been fucked in an old cemetery in Dundee.... everyone used to take a shortcut through it to get to the bus stops..... I was in my youth and had no thought of disrespectful behaviour, just horny and lived with my parents, so seized an opportunity when it arose.

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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago

a very plush appartment off junt 7 M5

no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope but only cause churches crumble when i walk in!!

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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago

Back of Beyond

Not fucked in a church but last years halloween we did a complete set of pictures in a graveyard. With makeup of course to look like vampire and werewolf. These were posted on a exhibitionist site for all to see. The funniest bit was walking out of the graveyard (old derelict one, it wasn't in use!) early in the morning, just sun coming up, and dressed as we were, we bumped into a woman pushing a bloke in a wheelchair. The looks we got as we said 'Morning' and walked past them to our carf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" ive been fucked by a vicar, lol. "

not by a vicar but a priest but not in church in his house attached to church was good too lol

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon


"I've not fucked in a church, but I was a church organist for sometime, and used to enjoy a nice wank during the sermon! "

Heh, playing with your own organ instead of playing the vicar's organ... nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes,in the crypt as a bus load of japanese tourists snapped happily away at the top of the steps.It was bloody good too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't in a church, but do have an idea for a F in a grave-yard maybe Halloween or some dark spooky night. Not really got an idea where this one comes from lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest, some places are sacred and no we'd never do that.

Each to their own and all that, but you just don't do stuff like that it shows total disrespect "

Totally agree but as you said each to their own.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be honest, some places are sacred and no we'd never do that.

Each to their own and all that, but you just don't do stuff like that it shows total disrespect

Totally agree but as you said each to their own."

I agree also, I don't think I could, not for me as I'm not particularly religious, but for others that are, just my way of showing respect I suppose.

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district


"To be honest, some places are sacred and no we'd never do that.

Each to their own and all that, but you just don't do stuff like that it shows total disrespect "

Sacredness and sex are incompatible? Really? It's only the christians and mohammedans who believe sex isn't sacred - the pagans who came before them, and modern day pagans regard sex as a sacred act. For such monotheist bigots, anything involving the human body has to be vile and shameful. No wonder people have psychological problems, with oppressive religions like these around.

As the old joke goes -

Q -how many druids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A - druids don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in stone circles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes,in the crypt as a bus load of japanese tourists snapped happily away at the top of the steps.It was bloody good too "

Shagging in the crypt is all well and good lol... assuming you leave with the right body eh.. Be a tad awkward taking the mummy from hell around all the parties after lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes,in the crypt as a bus load of japanese tourists snapped happily away at the top of the steps.It was bloody good too

Shagging in the crypt is all well and good lol... assuming you leave with the right body eh.. Be a tad awkward taking the mummy from hell around all the parties after lol... "

that gives a new meaning to the word stiffy - now whats this about you and necrophilia snotts???

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

When i shagged in the church the vicar told me not to tell anyone!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i shagged in the church the vicar told me not to tell anyone!!!"

wow didn't realise we went to the same Catholic school (that was all boys) sure you have changed a lot since then lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes,in the crypt as a bus load of japanese tourists snapped happily away at the top of the steps.It was bloody good too

Shagging in the crypt is all well and good lol... assuming you leave with the right body eh.. Be a tad awkward taking the mummy from hell around all the parties after lol...

that gives a new meaning to the word stiffy - now whats this about you and necrophilia snotts??? "

lol... Not me, no way.... Nahhhhhh

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"When i shagged in the church the vicar told me not to tell anyone!!!

wow didn't realise we went to the same Catholic school (that was all boys) sure you have changed a lot since then lol xxx"

Amazing what surgery can do

Others should follow in my footsteps!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alter boy to priest, kiss me father.

No son,it would be a mortal sin.

Please father kiss me

No my son it would be a mortal sin,to be honest i should,nt be shagging you.!!

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

Not any churches as such but..

As a member of a medieval re-enactment society i've been known to play in various EH castles around the country, especially the ones with old dungeons!

Nowt like a good fuck on the battlements whilst looking down on the tourists....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So some people are happy to break the commandment

Thou shall not commit adultery

But will not have sex in a church which is not banned by the 10 commandments

interesting

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