FabSwingers.com forum: Best and worst

By *oneybee1001 OP Woman
over a year ago

Around and about

Right then, what's been your best FAB experience & what was your worst? (Please don't name folk, use a fake name please! Don't wanna get any of you into trouble!)

If you've got no best or worst, what's been your funniest?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Best - MFF's

Worst - Crazy woman who can't take a no thank you.

Mrs

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By *oneybee1001 OP Woman
over a year ago

Around and about

"Best - MFF's

Worst - Crazy woman who can't take a no thank you.

Mrs "

Oh wow really? Mind you, there are some rather persistent fellas on here too lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved my first foursome with an older couple

I also met some great friends from clubs

Bad ones was men trying to get my gf and I to join them in the saunas! Eventually she gave in and went to the dungeon whilst I watched

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Still trying to figure out my best, but worst was a Guy who kept hyperventilating and shaking every time I touched him - very off-putting!

I was terrified he was going to drop dead or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He must have been so nervous meeting you Mort! Did he manage to get it up?

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"He must have been so nervous meeting you Mort! Did he manage to get it up?"

He was hard the whole time. Apparently he was trying not to cum, but I'm talking like, EVERY kiss, touch, movement, etc.

I mean, I appreciate the honesty but I was really struggling to relax, lol. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. Well sounds like an experience never to be forgotten.

He sounds old? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best ...horny car service meet where wife face timed then turned phone off and the guy videod her while he fucked her

Worst ...hotel mmf where the guy kept trying to grab my cock

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

"Haha. Well sounds like an experience never to be forgotten.

He sounds old? X"

He wasn't. Mid-late thirties if I remember correctly! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha. Well sounds like an experience never to be forgotten.

He sounds old? X

He wasn't. Mid-late thirties if I remember correctly! x"

Wow. Well I’m hoping if I meet you one day I can exceed that experience! X

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By *rownskinmaleMan
over a year ago

Essex

My best is my first DVP.

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By *oneybee1001 OP Woman
over a year ago

Around and about

"He must have been so nervous meeting you Mort! Did he manage to get it up?

He was hard the whole time. Apparently he was trying not to cum, but I'm talking like, EVERY kiss, touch, movement, etc.

I mean, I appreciate the honesty but I was really struggling to relax, lol. x"

Oh hell!

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By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater

"He must have been so nervous meeting you Mort! Did he manage to get it up?

He was hard the whole time. Apparently he was trying not to cum, but I'm talking like, EVERY kiss, touch, movement, etc.

I mean, I appreciate the honesty but I was really struggling to relax, lol. x"

Poor sod! I’m not sure why that’s so funny ha ha

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By *rpeggioCouple
over a year ago

Baughurst

Worst social: couple self-obsessed with their relationship, health, with each of their ex-partners... did not ask us a single question about ourselves, we were just spectators.

Worst plays/sex: one person in the other couple clearly not into one of us, yet still having sex (bad) to go through the motions. Happened only twice, luckily.

Most exciting/fun play: 7-some in a house party

Most irritating: one man continuously following us in a club like a puppy after telling him that we are not interested in single men or women.

Most disheartening: Couples not ready for soft or full swap and yet not able to communicate with each other their feelings, so being us, instead of them, having to stop play because despite the lady in the couple was jealous/uncomfortable seeing her partner with Mrs Arpeggio, the lady would not say stop and kept saying all was OK.

Most embarrassing: Going to a club with a hot sexy couple and my cock deciding to take a holiday that night for no particular reason. It would just not get up. Put a damper on the night.

Biggest eye opener: first time a couple snogged us in the car park at the end of a social, at the start of our swinging journey. Both of us were so horny on the way back home. We felt like teenagers again after a snog.

Most bizarre: in a club with another couple, the female blowing me and Lena blowing the other male in the cinema. I ask them if we should find a private room, hubby says "yes, good idea", but the wife gets my cock out of her mouth, dripping with her saliva, and says "No, I do not like having sex with strangers"

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