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Designer or Half-eaten kebab?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What do you guys and gals prefer on your ladies, a neat vagina with delicate,pink labial petals, or big, fleshy, meaty, plump, lips that can be sucked into the mouth and stretched?

Mrs likes a designer vagina, while Mr prefers the half-eaten kebab look.

What type of vagina do you have ladies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erotic literature will never be your forte.

Kebabs turn on me...too greasy, and just like findus pancakes you really don't know what's in them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Designer Vagina

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" erotic literature will never be your forte.

Kebabs turn on me...too greasy, and just like findus pancakes you really don't know what's in them ! "

How do you know, you've never read any of my literary works as they are not yet published.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Designer Vagina "

Yours or your preference on others?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I wouldn't say mines perfectly designer but its all nicely tucked in. I prefer it that way lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neat and tidy for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a nice, neat 'designer' vagina. But as long as the genitalia in question is clean then its not a deal breaker if I like the lady in question...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"What do you guys and gals prefer on your ladies, a neat vagina with delicate,pink labial petals, or big, fleshy, meaty, plump, lips that can be sucked into the mouth and stretched?

Mrs likes a designer vagina, while Mr prefers the half-eaten kebab look.

What type of vagina do you have ladies?"
what exactly is a designer vagina if you dont mind me asking ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love a nice big pair of dangly, meaty lips I'm afraid, I like something to suck on....yum yum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *r and mrs bangerboobsCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

Neat, tidy and pube free....if I'm going to get up close and personal I'd rather not be looking at turkey flaps thank you

Mrs BB x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Designer Vagina

Yours or your preference on others?"

Both ...mines neat and tidy

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Neat, tidy and pube free....if I'm going to get up close and personal I'd rather not be looking at turkey flaps thank you

Mrs BB x x"
so you always ask for pussy pix before play then ?

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

akin to curtains with tie backs

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Think mine is normal but i do have quite a big clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fussed preferably tight though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think mine is normal but i do have quite a big clit"

Love a big a clit just not curtains that play peek a boo!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Think mine is normal but i do have quite a big clit

Love a big a clit just not curtains that play peek a boo!"

well you get what your given with me, never had anyone say ive got an ugly fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there not like a middle ground? You know, where she can trim her bush and not have a fanny that looks like it's swallowed an old man's head and spat out the ears?

I've had all different kinds of vagina. So long as it's clean and free of spiders legs its safe to eat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love lips large.. bigger the better and more to suck on.

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

Does it really matter what a woman has.

How many guys or couples would turn down a meet with a lady because she did not have what you expected her to have?

I am sure there will not be many.lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it really matter what a woman has.

How many guys or couples would turn down a meet with a lady because she did not have what you expected her to have?

I am sure there will not be many.lol"

No, it doesnt matter, it's merely a thread asking for peoples opinions, you know, a bit of fun?!..It's not a survey commissioned by the government or anything, so no need to panic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does it really matter what a woman has.

How many guys or couples would turn down a meet with a lady because she did not have what you expected her to have?

I am sure there will not be many.lol

No, it doesnt matter, it's merely a thread asking for peoples opinions, you know, a bit of fun?!..It's not a survey commissioned by the government or anything, so no need to panic. "

What you posted this for entertainment ?? A bit like my recent ugly cock thread - the forums are no place for humour it would seem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does it really matter what a woman has.

How many guys or couples would turn down a meet with a lady because she did not have what you expected her to have?

I am sure there will not be many.lol

No, it doesnt matter, it's merely a thread asking for peoples opinions, you know, a bit of fun?!..It's not a survey commissioned by the government or anything, so no need to panic.

What you posted this for entertainment ?? A bit like my recent ugly cock thread - the forums are no place for humour it would seem "

Regrettably yes, in our enthusiasm to try and enjoy a little conversation and involve ourselves in the forums and the community of FAB, we clearly forgot the unwritten rule about posting anything that may be construed as humourous. We would like to take this opportunity to apologise to anyone we may have offended with our post and understand that the forum 'clique' will no doubt bear down on us with their wrath and we will be blocked by them all.

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey


"Does it really matter what a woman has.

How many guys or couples would turn down a meet with a lady because she did not have what you expected her to have?

I am sure there will not be many.lol

No, it doesnt matter, it's merely a thread asking for peoples opinions, you know, a bit of fun?!..It's not a survey commissioned by the government or anything, so no need to panic. "

I know it was a bit of fun thats why at the end of my post i put "lol"

phew panic over though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been told many times i have a neat muff, i dont suppose its matter really tho so long as it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice and smooth for me.. or neatly trimmed on the days I can't be arsed ! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice and smooth for me.. or neatly trimmed on the days I can't be arsed ! lol"

Threads not about pubic hair...lol...but thanks for that info anyway hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice and smooth for me.. or neatly trimmed on the days I can't be arsed ! lol

Threads not about pubic hair...lol...but thanks for that info anyway hehe "

Oops lol.. def a designer vagina !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nice and smooth for me.. or neatly trimmed on the days I can't be arsed ! lol

Threads not about pubic hair...lol...but thanks for that info anyway hehe

Oops lol.. def a designer vagina !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gosh who the hell would like a pussy that looked like hanging kebab! ..

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

I feel sick at the vision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

saw a pussy once looked like it had been hit with a axe, a blunt fucker too yuk!!

designer every time for us

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