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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Genuinely and be honest gents. It’s okay.

Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house.

34 - last girl I fucked was for 10 months, blonde, tiny little pretty thing. Became obsessed.

Negatives - divorced - she bored me.

May seem self absorbed on here and over confident however in person everyone loves me. Funny, confident and everyone loves being around me.

Best part of all of this is none of it is a lie.

Now you’re wondering why be on here doing this then? Well that’s half the fun. Rubbing it in.

Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx

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By *burns7Man
over a year ago

walsall

This has can’t be serious surely

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I have nothing to feel jealous of nor a reason to share live is great

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I have nothing to feel jealous of nor a reason to share live is great "

Life

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By *adbod44Man
over a year ago

Leeds

The picture speaks a thousand words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering the green arrow, I'm going to get popcorn.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Negative would be trying to find someone hotter than the last fuck. Can be tough and soul destroying at times.

Spoilt.

Slim pickings on here I’m sure we can all agree. Met 1.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Considering the green arrow, I'm going to get popcorn. "

Can you please get the ones with honey

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By *over not a fighter69Man
over a year ago

greenock

Not this fucking bellend again!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Not this fucking bellend again! "

Play nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Considering the green arrow, I'm going to get popcorn.

Can you please get the ones with honey "

Damn it, I only have toffee! I'll pop in local convenient for honey one real quick. Just for you

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Considering the green arrow, I'm going to get popcorn.

Can you please get the ones with honey

Damn it, I only have toffee! I'll pop in local convenient for honey one real quick. Just for you "

Awe awfully kind of you might as well pick few bottles and on way back pick up the take away it's on your tab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Narcissism anyone ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Considering the green arrow, I'm going to get popcorn.

Can you please get the ones with honey

Damn it, I only have toffee! I'll pop in local convenient for honey one real quick. Just for you

Awe awfully kind of you might as well pick few bottles and on way back pick up the take away it's on your tab "

Jeez, always have to do everything myself! Can you at least put a fresh throw on your dirty sofa while I run errands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"Considering the green arrow, I'm going to get popcorn.

Can you please get the ones with honey

Damn it, I only have toffee! I'll pop in local convenient for honey one real quick. Just for you

Awe awfully kind of you might as well pick few bottles and on way back pick up the take away it's on your tab

Jeez, always have to do everything myself! Can you at least put a fresh throw on your dirty sofa while I run errands "

I don't have any furniture I'm squatting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Notice he dropped a grenade and ran like a toddler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genuinely and be honest gents. It’s okay.

Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house.

34 - last girl I fucked was for 10 months, blonde, tiny little pretty thing. Became obsessed.

Negatives - divorced - she bored me.

May seem self absorbed on here and over confident however in person everyone loves me. Funny, confident and everyone loves being around me.

Best part of all of this is none of it is a lie.

Now you’re wondering why be on here doing this then? Well that’s half the fun. Rubbing it in.

Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx"

I have my modesty, quiet successes and being humble which I wouldn't trade for anything you mention.

The only thing I would add is that you obviously love yourself that much how could any woman compete with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good for you OP, if you don’t love yourself then how can you expect anyone else to?

I’m not jealous of anybody personally, I’m worse off than lots of people, I’m better off than a load of others in various respects. Somewhere in the middle overall.

But I do admire your confidence. Some will love that, others will find the line between confidence and arrogance a turn off, but that’s cool - I have no doubt that you will focus only on those that like it!

Keep being you, OP. I’m cool with being me

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"Notice he dropped a grenade and ran like a toddler. "

Oh he will be back. Carrick and his love of cock is strong he is quite funny to see on posts esuecyly on forum with so much negativity this year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genuinely and be honest gents. It’s okay.

Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house.

34 - last girl I fucked was for 10 months, blonde, tiny little pretty thing. Became obsessed.

Negatives - divorced - she bored me.

May seem self absorbed on here and over confident however in person everyone loves me. Funny, confident and everyone loves being around me.

Best part of all of this is none of it is a lie.

Now you’re wondering why be on here doing this then? Well that’s half the fun. Rubbing it in.

Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx

I have my modesty, quiet successes and being humble which I wouldn't trade for anything you mention.

The only thing I would add is that you obviously love yourself that much how could any woman compete with you."
he doesn't have a woman. I figured it out why he is acting like this. His hand slipped off his man bits and gave him a TBI. ( Traumatic Brain injury).

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Why on earth would anyone be jealous of such an obviously overcompensated inferiority complex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Considering the green arrow, I'm going to get popcorn.

Can you please get the ones with honey

Damn it, I only have toffee! I'll pop in local convenient for honey one real quick. Just for you

Awe awfully kind of you might as well pick few bottles and on way back pick up the take away it's on your tab

Jeez, always have to do everything myself! Can you at least put a fresh throw on your dirty sofa while I run errands

I don't have any furniture I'm squatting "

No bottles for you then

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By *pforfun12Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Narcissism anyone ? "

You should check out my green arrow, I purposefuly started a thread for this exact reason!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Notice he dropped a grenade and ran like a toddler.

Oh he will be back. Carrick and his love of cock is strong he is quite funny to see on posts esuecyly on forum with so much negativity this year "

Yeah, I never know if he is serious or not but his posts usually just amuse me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Notice he dropped a grenade and ran like a toddler.

Oh he will be back. Carrick and his love of cock is strong he is quite funny to see on posts esuecyly on forum with so much negativity this year

Yeah, I never know if he is serious or not but his posts usually just amuse me "
a troll thinking he is special. Insanity at it's best.

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By *itnakedladMan
over a year ago

London Bridge


"Notice he dropped a grenade and ran like a toddler.

Oh he will be back. Carrick and his love of cock is strong he is quite funny to see on posts esuecyly on forum with so much negativity this year "

I love your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genuinely and be honest gents. It’s okay.

Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house.

34 - last girl I fucked was for 10 months, blonde, tiny little pretty thing. Became obsessed.

Negatives - divorced - she bored me.

May seem self absorbed on here and over confident however in person everyone loves me. Funny, confident and everyone loves being around me.

Best part of all of this is none of it is a lie.

Now you’re wondering why be on here doing this then? Well that’s half the fun. Rubbing it in.

Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx

I have my modesty, quiet successes and being humble which I wouldn't trade for anything you mention.

The only thing I would add is that you obviously love yourself that much how could any woman compete with you. he doesn't have a woman. I figured it out why he is acting like this. His hand slipped off his man bits and gave him a TBI. ( Traumatic Brain injury)."

brilliant!!!

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By *mmortalValkyrieWoman
over a year ago

From a galaxy far far away

Heeeee heeeee heeeee He is funny.... deliberately or not...that has given me a giggle lol

Ah bless, in all honesty he is just a little special isnt he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Heeeee heeeee heeeee He is funny.... deliberately or not...that has given me a giggle lol

Ah bless, in all honesty he is just a little special isnt he "
Sure is telling people on a swingers site that he is so special. So why is he here again stating he can get any woman he wants ? It takes a special kind of stupid to act like that. He wins the world cup on that noterightiey.He needs to take a bow and accept his gold medal.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite "
you are nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really hoping this is your attempt at humour OP otherwise I'm a bit lost for words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done.

We've all noticed you.

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

And he plays on his webcam too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really hoping this is your attempt at humour OP otherwise I'm a bit lost for words."
He is probably a man sitting in his parents basement fantasizing about having influence because he is angry that women reject him.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

wtf would i be even at my age

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Bore off please

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By *ath_ladMan
over a year ago

Bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP is a troll. Can't defend his actions except little excerpts. Typical .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genuinely and be honest gents. It’s okay.

Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house.

34 - last girl I fucked was for 10 months, blonde, tiny little pretty thing. Became obsessed.

Negatives - divorced - she bored me.

May seem self absorbed on here and over confident however in person everyone loves me. Funny, confident and everyone loves being around me.

Best part of all of this is none of it is a lie.

Now you’re wondering why be on here doing this then? Well that’s half the fun. Rubbing it in.

Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx"

PRICK!!!

But that’s only because I’ve not met you

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Genuinely and be honest gents. It’s okay.

Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house.

34 - last girl I fucked was for 10 months, blonde, tiny little pretty thing. Became obsessed.

Negatives - divorced - she bored me.

May seem self absorbed on here and over confident however in person everyone loves me. Funny, confident and everyone loves being around me.

Best part of all of this is none of it is a lie.

Now you’re wondering why be on here doing this then? Well that’s half the fun. Rubbing it in.

Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx

PRICK!!!

But that’s only because I’ve not met you "

We’d have a great time in a pub mate - fabulous time

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

Mansfield

Self absorbed springs to mind.

Long as your happy op.

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By *olo lets beginMan
over a year ago

preston


"Genuinely and be honest gents. It’s okay.

Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house.

34 - last girl I fucked was for 10 months, blonde, tiny little pretty thing. Became obsessed.

Negatives - divorced - she bored me.

May seem self absorbed on here and over confident however in person everyone loves me. Funny, confident and everyone loves being around me.

Best part of all of this is none of it is a lie.

Now you’re wondering why be on here doing this then? Well that’s half the fun. Rubbing it in.

Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx"

Your pics are hot! Would love to take you mmm x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it funny how some men have to act like this? This fool is a example of why some men are just straight up garbage. ( I can't say what I would do because it's against community standards).

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By *irmhandmancMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Should I be impressed? Couldn't give a toss how awesome you think you are mate, if chicks dig you then waste your breath on them not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genuinely and be honest gents. It’s okay.

Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house.

34 - last girl I fucked was for 10 months, blonde, tiny little pretty thing. Became obsessed.

Negatives - divorced - she bored me.

May seem self absorbed on here and over confident however in person everyone loves me. Funny, confident and everyone loves being around me.

Best part of all of this is none of it is a lie.

Now you’re wondering why be on here doing this then? Well that’s half the fun. Rubbing it in.

Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx

PRICK!!!

But that’s only because I’ve not met you

We’d have a great time in a pub mate - fabulous time "

As long as you weren’t talking about yourself

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By *orny-DJMan
over a year ago

Leigh-on-Sea

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So OP what is your status for your claim to fame ? Indulge us women for you " claimed" status. Let the hilarity insue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, my knickers twitched whilst reading the OP

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By *olo lets beginMan
over a year ago

preston

I love a confident, controversial, hot, cocky, sexy bad guy. Couldn’t resist having a wank and cumming to his hot cock and body! Wow, such a turn on babe! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love a confident, controversial, hot, cocky, sexy bad guy. Couldn’t resist having a wank and cumming to his hot cock and body! Wow, such a turn on babe! x"
you failed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can be all that but your personality is ugly….. massive turn off for most people on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair, my knickers twitched whilst reading the OP"
you can have him.

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By *olo lets beginMan
over a year ago

preston


"I love a confident, controversial, hot, cocky, sexy bad guy. Couldn’t resist having a wank and cumming to his hot cock and body! Wow, such a turn on babe! x you failed "

I’m weak! But it was enjoyable! Thanks OP. I’m ready for proper meet when you are x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair, my knickers twitched whilst reading the OP you can have him."

Oh can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair, my knickers twitched whilst reading the OP you can have him.

Oh can I? "
Have at it

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By *antasycouple31Couple
over a year ago

Between Pontarddulias and Gorseinon

Nothing to be jealous of, we all have different personalities and I’m kinda glad mine doesn’t align to yours.

We all have the ability to boast about ourselves if we really needed to, but as others have said it’s kinda an ugly trait.

If your happy then that’s cool, but try not to shit on other people along the way

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

I'm not jealous of vain people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair, my knickers twitched whilst reading the OP you can have him.

Oh can I? Have at it "

Yay

It's my arrogance fetish you see. I am a martyr to it!

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Numerous woman have contacted me to say

Okay let’s see you then and every single one has went

“Well fuck fair enough”

Haha

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By *over not a fighter69Man
over a year ago

greenock

He really has to love himself, no one else will! Bet his mother dropped him off at the kids home herself!!

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By *kus2Couple
over a year ago

west malling

I have read your post and the various replies in depth(I havent) but I feel I should hunt you down to your home address and snip yourfibre feed, fot I feel you are a fibre guy,then you can have the extended down/up load time to ruminate on what a cock you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair, my knickers twitched whilst reading the OP you can have him.

Oh can I? Have at it

Yay

It's my arrogance fetish you see. I am a martyr to it! "
I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To be fair, my knickers twitched whilst reading the OP you can have him.

Oh can I? Have at it

Yay

It's my arrogance fetish you see. I am a martyr to it! I love you "

I think you'll find you love me because of my Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body..... something something.... blah blah... modesty.... etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you have more to be jealous of than me. Have you seen my missus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Numerous woman have contacted me to say

Okay let’s see you then and every single one has went

“Well fuck fair enough”

Haha "
claim to fame I will post a pic with anything you say on a piece of paper as long as you reciprocate my request with your face and mine. You have to show your face deal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Numerous woman have contacted me to say

Okay let’s see you then and every single one has went

“Well fuck fair enough”

Haha claim to fame I will post a pic with anything you say on a piece of paper as long as you reciprocate my request with your face and mine. You have to show your face deal? "

Can't

Important job innit

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I'm always jealous of people who have to crow unprovoked about themselves to make sure everyone knows how amazing they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm always jealous of people who have to crow unprovoked about themselves to make sure everyone knows how amazing they are "

Isn't he though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Numerous woman have contacted me to say

Okay let’s see you then and every single one has went

“Well fuck fair enough”

Haha claim to fame I will post a pic with anything you say on a piece of paper as long as you reciprocate my request with your face and mine. You have to show your face deal?

Can't

Important job innit"
I have done this before. Let's see if OP is who he says he is .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's see how the OP gets us women. My curiosity is outstanding.

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

There was a female from Wales with the same high opinion of herself.

Maybe they should hook up.

Mind you, the doors would have to be widened to get the egos through.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll give you 24 hours because of the time differences. Step up be the man you claim that you are. Let's see.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

(Mr)

There's a huge number of moist females just gagging to meet you in London, but seeing as you are 400 miles away I'm fairly certain they will make do with local talent

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"I'm always jealous of people who have to crow unprovoked about themselves to make sure everyone knows how amazing they are "

I would pay real money to see the 2 of you in a room, especially the bit where you snap him like a twig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to call his ignorance. He. Will chicken out with my demands. It's a classic example of male ignorance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok to be fair let's let the public decide what I and op should put on a piece of paper and upload it. I'll include my face or any other lady bits.

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By *olo lets beginMan
over a year ago

preston


"Numerous woman have contacted me to say

Okay let’s see you then and every single one has went

“Well fuck fair enough”

Haha "

My turn next? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx"

Now THATS confidence lol x

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By *quirtyfun69Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

Yes

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Not at all jealous

"Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house"

That above all very subjective, your perfect is someone else's ugly.

Car & house couldn't give two shits the fact you needed to state it doesn't give me jealous vibes probably more a he has to state all this in a somewhat attempt to make people jealous makes me pitty a little if anything.

Mrs

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Someone on this forum subject is taking it well ??

Relax Hunni haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Numerous woman have contacted me to say

Okay let’s see you then and every single one has went

“Well fuck fair enough”

Haha "

Ohhh way to go man, that's great. So I'm guessing you now have lots of meets lined up?

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36

You know that I’ve debunked your claims before and I did start to rip your wild claims apart but then half way through writing my post my partner woke up and we proceeded to have beautiful sex where she came six times.

Yes fake Carrick real sex with a real woman.

You’re obviously obsessed with YOU and I’m betting your green arrow shows just that.

Ha ha mirror doors how 1970s you should get your mum to modernize your bedroom.

If nothing else your comedy value on here is high.

I’m off to live in the real world.

Jealous no but I do have some sympathy for you.

T

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By *hrimper36Couple
over a year ago

Central France dept 36

Oh hella yes your green arrow tells a story of one man’s love for himself.

Enjoy.

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confidence and sense of humour are clearly a big attraction for most if not all, arrogance and self obsessed nature are just a big red flag.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

For someone who claims to be so drop dead gorgeous, irresistible to women and has an amazing cock it still appears by your veris that you struggle to meet.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"For someone who claims to be so drop dead gorgeous, irresistible to women and has an amazing cock it still appears by your veris that you struggle to meet. "

Don’t want an STI or a baby trap. I’m very very very picky.

Plus I do my fucking on tinder (better quality)

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You know that I’ve debunked your claims before and I did start to rip your wild claims apart but then half way through writing my post my partner woke up and we proceeded to have beautiful sex where she came six times.

Yes fake Carrick real sex with a real woman.

You’re obviously obsessed with YOU and I’m betting your green arrow shows just that.

Ha ha mirror doors how 1970s you should get your mum to modernize your bedroom.

If nothing else your comedy value on here is high.

I’m off to live in the real world.

Jealous no but I do have some sympathy for you.

T"

She’s a beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/M6EaWO-wbYE?feature=shared

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"https://youtu.be/M6EaWO-wbYE?feature=shared

"

Far more successful in person.

All this is annoying you all as it’s true.

Proving my point.

Fair play to the people being honest.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"https://youtu.be/M6EaWO-wbYE?feature=shared

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jealous, no. Feel a little pitty for you, yes.

Am not trying to be mean but if you think life revolves around sex then I feel for you.

But, you do you and if it makes you happy then great ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/M6EaWO-wbYE?feature=shared

Far more successful in person.

All this is annoying you all as it’s true.

Proving my point.

Fair play to the people being honest."

Nah you've offered it up to me on a previous profile, I wasnt interested then either.

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"https://youtu.be/M6EaWO-wbYE?feature=shared

Far more successful in person.

All this is annoying you all as it’s true.

Proving my point.

Fair play to the people being honest.

Nah you've offered it up to me on a previous profile, I wasnt interested then either. "

Incorrect. Only ever had this profile.

You’re not my type at all. I’d say if you were.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Massively jealous, I wish I could be you, I furiously wank to that Mecca of a cock, I’m not bi but I can’t help inserting huge implements into my sphincter, while I dream of you bumming me in a kilt.

Will you marry me ? Please say yes, just to lay next to you and stroke your beautiful hair would be like winning the lottery.

I love you carrick please be my forever and always.

Please if I can’t be you please please please let me have you.

The mr

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Humour is murder on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/M6EaWO-wbYE?feature=shared

Far more successful in person.

All this is annoying you all as it’s true.

Proving my point.

Fair play to the people being honest.

Nah you've offered it up to me on a previous profile, I wasnt interested then either.

Incorrect. Only ever had this profile.

You’re not my type at all. I’d say if you were. "

Where did I say you had a different profile? I did and easy to say I'm not your type but clearly you thought I was...till I said no thanks

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

The young blonde bored you? I think you probably bored her first. If all you rely on is your large cock and ego then there’s nothing to be jealous of.

I’d rather be with a guy who actually respects and cares about me. I’m lucky to have a guy like that in my life.

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

Braggers are so entertaining to observe. There's never any substance beneath the insecure surface tho

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I think the tongue in cheek gets missed in these posts

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I'm about as jealous of the op as I am of the man that used a cheese grater to get rid of his bollock hairs and and then used aftershave on them

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"https://youtu.be/M6EaWO-wbYE?feature=shared

Far more successful in person.

All this is annoying you all as it’s true.

Proving my point.

Fair play to the people being honest.

Nah you've offered it up to me on a previous profile, I wasnt interested then either.

Incorrect. Only ever had this profile.

You’re not my type at all. I’d say if you were.

Where did I say you had a different profile? I did and easy to say I'm not your type but clearly you thought I was...till I said no thanks "

100% incorrect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/M6EaWO-wbYE?feature=shared

Far more successful in person.

All this is annoying you all as it’s true.

Proving my point.

Fair play to the people being honest.

Nah you've offered it up to me on a previous profile, I wasnt interested then either.

Incorrect. Only ever had this profile.

You’re not my type at all. I’d say if you were.

Where did I say you had a different profile? I did and easy to say I'm not your type but clearly you thought I was...till I said no thanks

100% incorrect. "

Course it isnt, but keep telling yourself that. I'm sure I'm not the only one to have declined you though

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
over a year ago

Hounslow

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt


"Not this fucking bellend again! "

LMAOOOO (ROFL)

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By *eathrow pineappleCouple
over a year ago

Hounslow


"Not this fucking bellend again!

LMAOOOO (ROFL)"

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By *za123Man
over a year ago

cardiff

OMG is this fella on an ego trip lol l have a beautiful boat but never brag about it,

jealous lol no way

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Yet another one who doesn't seem to understand the the difference between jealous and envious.

I suppose some might be envious but far more will probably be contemptuous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comparison is the thief of joy...

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By *oriarty99Man
over a year ago

London


"Genuinely and be honest gents. It’s okay.

Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house.

34 - last girl I fucked was for 10 months, blonde, tiny little pretty thing. Became obsessed.

Negatives - divorced - she bored me.

May seem self absorbed on here and over confident however in person everyone loves me. Funny, confident and everyone loves being around me.

Best part of all of this is none of it is a lie.

Now you’re wondering why be on here doing this then? Well that’s half the fun. Rubbing it in.

Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx"

What a cunt

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"https://youtu.be/M6EaWO-wbYE?feature=shared

Far more successful in person.

All this is annoying you all as it’s true.

Proving my point.

Fair play to the people being honest.

Nah you've offered it up to me on a previous profile, I wasnt interested then either.

Incorrect. Only ever had this profile.

You’re not my type at all. I’d say if you were.

Where did I say you had a different profile? I did and easy to say I'm not your type but clearly you thought I was...till I said no thanks

100% incorrect.

Course it isnt, but keep telling yourself that. I'm sure I'm not the only one to have declined you though "

I swear you’re not my type and I’d have never ever have messaged you.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Genuinely and be honest gents. It’s okay.

Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house.

34 - last girl I fucked was for 10 months, blonde, tiny little pretty thing. Became obsessed.

Negatives - divorced - she bored me.

May seem self absorbed on here and over confident however in person everyone loves me. Funny, confident and everyone loves being around me.

Best part of all of this is none of it is a lie.

Now you’re wondering why be on here doing this then? Well that’s half the fun. Rubbing it in.

Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx"

Good work fella.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm jealous you got to fuck a really hot woman

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

Why is everyone biting to this haha . He’s had everybody right off here

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By *hor ThumbMan
over a year ago

bristol

I think you should spend more time getting to know yourself. I think you found the perfect partner

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By *hor ThumbMan
over a year ago

bristol


"Not this fucking bellend again!

LMAOOOO (ROFL)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/M6EaWO-wbYE?feature=shared

Far more successful in person.

All this is annoying you all as it’s true.

Proving my point.

Fair play to the people being honest.

Nah you've offered it up to me on a previous profile, I wasnt interested then either.

Incorrect. Only ever had this profile.

You’re not my type at all. I’d say if you were.

Where did I say you had a different profile? I did and easy to say I'm not your type but clearly you thought I was...till I said no thanks

100% incorrect.

Course it isnt, but keep telling yourself that. I'm sure I'm not the only one to have declined you though

I swear you’re not my type and I’d have never ever have messaged you. "

And exactly what would I have to gain in saying you had if youd not ffs it's not actually something I'd brag about is it. I'm merely pointing out you may believe you're every womans dream but...you're not.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Honestly?

About 0%

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"https://youtu.be/M6EaWO-wbYE?feature=shared

Far more successful in person.

All this is annoying you all as it’s true.

Proving my point.

Fair play to the people being honest.

Nah you've offered it up to me on a previous profile, I wasnt interested then either.

Incorrect. Only ever had this profile.

You’re not my type at all. I’d say if you were.

Where did I say you had a different profile? I did and easy to say I'm not your type but clearly you thought I was...till I said no thanks

100% incorrect.

Course it isnt, but keep telling yourself that. I'm sure I'm not the only one to have declined you though

I swear you’re not my type and I’d have never ever have messaged you.

And exactly what would I have to gain in saying you had if youd not ffs it's not actually something I'd brag about is it. I'm merely pointing out you may believe you're every womans dream but...you're not. "

Well I didn’t. I am picky and you would never be someone I’d ever message based on your photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"https://youtu.be/M6EaWO-wbYE?feature=shared

Far more successful in person.

All this is annoying you all as it’s true.

Proving my point.

Fair play to the people being honest.

Nah you've offered it up to me on a previous profile, I wasnt interested then either.

Incorrect. Only ever had this profile.

You’re not my type at all. I’d say if you were.

Where did I say you had a different profile? I did and easy to say I'm not your type but clearly you thought I was...till I said no thanks

100% incorrect.

Course it isnt, but keep telling yourself that. I'm sure I'm not the only one to have declined you though

I swear you’re not my type and I’d have never ever have messaged you.

And exactly what would I have to gain in saying you had if youd not ffs it's not actually something I'd brag about is it. I'm merely pointing out you may believe you're every womans dream but...you're not.

Well I didn’t. I am picky and you would never be someone I’d ever message based on your photos. "

Trying to belittle and insult me is only going to make you even more attractive to women is it? As for my photos, I've had you blocked for a bit now so....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the whole world is jealous of you, stud muffin.

There. We can all move on now.

And you can concentrate on filtering the detritus fron the ocean of clunge you are no doubt now wading through.

Sadly I can't be you but can I have you?

.

Shag, Kiss, Avoid anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the whole world is jealous of you, stud muffin.

There. We can all move on now.

And you can concentrate on filtering the detritus fron the ocean of clunge you are no doubt now wading through.

Sadly I can't be you but can I have you?

.

Shag, Kiss, Avoid anyone? "

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Fucking hell.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Fucking hell. "

Is this your first visit to one of the OP's threads? Don't worry we all have that reaction first time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.... hahha

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Awww

Bless your little heart.

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Fucking hell.

Is this your first visit to one of the OP's threads? Don't worry we all have that reaction first time! "

It is! It's rare I find myself at a loss for words. "Fucking hell" was about all I could come up with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genuinely and be honest gents. It’s okay.

Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house.

34 - last girl I fucked was for 10 months, blonde, tiny little pretty thing. Became obsessed.

Negatives - divorced - she bored me.

May seem self absorbed on here and over confident however in person everyone loves me. Funny, confident and everyone loves being around me.

Best part of all of this is none of it is a lie.

Now you’re wondering why be on here doing this then? Well that’s half the fun. Rubbing it in.

Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx"

So, your up your own arse.

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"Genuinely and be honest gents. It’s okay.

Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house.

34 - last girl I fucked was for 10 months, blonde, tiny little pretty thing. Became obsessed.

Negatives - divorced - she bored me.

May seem self absorbed on here and over confident however in person everyone loves me. Funny, confident and everyone loves being around me.

Best part of all of this is none of it is a lie.

Now you’re wondering why be on here doing this then? Well that’s half the fun. Rubbing it in.

Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx

What a cunt"

Easy tiger. He's just having a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genuinely and be honest gents. It’s okay.

Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house.

34 - last girl I fucked was for 10 months, blonde, tiny little pretty thing. Became obsessed.

Negatives - divorced - she bored me.

May seem self absorbed on here and over confident however in person everyone loves me. Funny, confident and everyone loves being around me.

Best part of all of this is none of it is a lie.

Now you’re wondering why be on here doing this then? Well that’s half the fun. Rubbing it in.

Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx

What a cunt

Easy tiger. He's just having a bit of fun. "

Not worth a ban over delusions of grandeur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been sniffing something you shouldn’t ?

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By *akes coupleCouple
over a year ago

Ambleside

Seems we have already blocked him, I wonder why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could do with hitting the gym though… not quite perfect fella hahahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thoroughly enjoy your threads OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old saying of insecurity is loud,

And confidence is silent,

Should tell you all you need to know about the OP

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Awww are you back OP

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By *arrickreal OP   Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I always thoroughly enjoy your threads OP "

And I always enjoy your legs. We both win.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Genuinely and be honest gents. It’s okay.

Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house.

34 - last girl I fucked was for 10 months, blonde, tiny little pretty thing. Became obsessed.

Negatives - divorced - she bored me.

May seem self absorbed on here and over confident however in person everyone loves me. Funny, confident and everyone loves being around me.

Best part of all of this is none of it is a lie.

Now you’re wondering why be on here doing this then? Well that’s half the fun. Rubbing it in.

Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx"

He's won me over,I'm in.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genuinely and be honest gents. It’s okay.

Perfect face, perfect looking cock, good body, good laugh, own company, nice car, great house.

34 - last girl I fucked was for 10 months, blonde, tiny little pretty thing. Became obsessed.

Negatives - divorced - she bored me.

May seem self absorbed on here and over confident however in person everyone loves me. Funny, confident and everyone loves being around me.

Best part of all of this is none of it is a lie.

Now you’re wondering why be on here doing this then? Well that’s half the fun. Rubbing it in.

Woman - message me if you have a husband who just doesn’t quite cut it and want fucked by a real man with a nice confident smirk. You’ll be well looked after xx

He's won me over,I'm in.

Mr "

Hey there's a massive queue of us desperate to meet him, wait your turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I admire your confidence. And yes, you do have a good looking cock. But thats all I can comment on.

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a tosser

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