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By *xfreddy007ABC OP   Man
over a year ago

Walsall

It's true

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

That's amazing, maybe ask for a special cumming badge of honour.

Mrs

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By *rpeggioCouple
over a year ago

Baughurst

Just one wank or spread about a few wanks? Why do you measure it? Do you find this a problem or a blessing? What do you do with it? Have you considered going to Britain's Go Talent? Or to Great British Bake Off?

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By *ase4122Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

Things that never happened, there's a group for this on X(twitter)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sorry to hear that, sounds awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Completely and utterly fabricated, not possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet everyone stands up and claps after right?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

You need to be in the Guinness Book Of Records....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Considering your age and the estimate that a man ejaculates approx 7.5 litres over his lifetime, you best slow down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's true"

It’s not true OP.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If only the sperm banks still paid for it....you'd be a millionaire this time next year.

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By *tagvixen40Couple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Things that never happened, there's a group for this on X(twitter)"

Made me chuckle

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

How about starting a new skin cosmetics range

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

Total turn off. You might to rethink your marketing, OP.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

No. You don't.

LvM

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

close

So fantasists like this are allowed in swingers chat.!!!!

Why has this not been moved to stories & fantasies.

Fun police are slacking

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I even did some maths (probably wrong ). Assuming you have hyperspermia, with an average sample size of around six milliliters, you'd have to cum one hundred and sixty-six times in one day.

That's once every eight and a half minutes or so, assuming you don't sleep for twenty four hours. While the average refactory period for an *eighteen* year old is fifteen minutes, and increases with age.

Should probably see a doctor though if I'm wrong

LvM

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I think you are confused. I think it's wee. In men they come out of the same hole.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Yeah join the queue mate, we’ve already had dr 1 litre.

Or are you the same guy reborn ?

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah join the queue mate, we’ve already had dr 1 litre.

Or are you the same guy reborn ?

The mr "

Hahaha! I thought of him as soon as I read the thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you are confused. I think it's wee. In men they come out of the same hole. "

LOL

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

I think he is taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a blue whale?

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By *onynickiCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Are you a blue whale?"

No……. He’s a sperm whale!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I even did some maths (probably wrong ). Assuming you have hyperspermia, with an average sample size of around six milliliters, you'd have to cum one hundred and sixty-six times in one day.

That's once every eight and a half minutes or so, assuming you don't sleep for twenty four hours. While the average refactory period for an *eighteen* year old is fifteen minutes, and increases with age.

Should probably see a doctor though if I'm wrong

LvM"

Slow day at home?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I even did some maths (probably wrong ). Assuming you have hyperspermia, with an average sample size of around six milliliters, you'd have to cum one hundred and sixty-six times in one day.

That's once every eight and a half minutes or so, assuming you don't sleep for twenty four hours. While the average refactory period for an *eighteen* year old is fifteen minutes, and increases with age.

Should probably see a doctor though if I'm wrong

LvM

Slow day at home? "

Not much to do by the pool

LvM

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"Are you a blue whale?

No……. He’s a sperm whale!"

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle

Sorry to be cynical but the red flag for us was the fact OP can’t even spell litre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's true"
thanks for that, I'll sleep better

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By *sh paulCouple
over a year ago

dalkeith

Litre not liter

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By *et and WillingCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

What a wanker

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over


"Litre not liter"

Maybe he meant litter

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Are you a blue whale?

No……. He’s a sperm whale!"

Ahhh beat me to it

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"You need to be in the Guinness Book Of Records.... "

The one with the pages stuck together

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Looks like OP is going to an event I'm going to.. maybe you could prove it?

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By *xfreddy007ABC OP   Man
over a year ago

Walsall

Today it was 1 litre and half of cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool story bro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me laugh

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By *p4it6969500Man
over a year ago

burton

Especially when his profile says a year old, fill your boots lol

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Is it a selling point? A serious medical issue? Or just a wonder of nature?

I fucking love spunk.

But if I was getting a litre down my throat each day from just one person, I think I'd think they were just pissing down there

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.

Some one definitely posted this a year a ago

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By *rancois Du BoisMan
over a year ago

Down the back of the sofa.


"Some one definitely posted this a year a ago "

Yep! Hit my green arrow to see it!

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By *94meeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

That's a serious custard cannon right there!

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I like a heavy cummer as much as the next person,but a litre that's almost an armful!

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By *ervice2000Man
over a year ago

derby


"I like a heavy cummer as much as the next person,but a litre that's almost an armful!

"

I WISH i could cum 1 litre!! Lol!! You would have me cumming heavy though!!! Gorgeous!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's true"

Haha, no it isn't

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

The sheer fact its measured it litres

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By *ukkakelovingwifeWoman
over a year ago

twickenham

someones chatting shit

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Putting way too much faith in the phrase "chat shit, get banged"

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By *ukeM8519Man
over a year ago

West of Ireland

You should enter the cuminwealth games

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich


"Considering your age and the estimate that a man ejaculates approx 7.5 litres over his lifetime, you best slow down "

Blimey, I’d better up my game.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

I think this might actually be a sideways comment about squirting.

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By *ischiefManaged69Couple
over a year ago

Preston

That's a very niche approach. Exactly the same pitch and phrasing as last time too.

That's real perseverance for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today it was 1 litre and half of cum "

Amateur - come back when you manage 3

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By *ouple2u2Couple
over a year ago

Neston

Wanker in more ways than one. Don’t know why I’m even commenting on such nonsense.

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By *usie pTV/TS
over a year ago

taunton

predictive text gone wrong it should ream millilitre

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

must have balls size of space hoppers

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Wanker in more ways than one. Don’t know why I’m even commenting on such nonsense. "

Like poking a bear with a stick. You know you shouldn't, but can't resist

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire


"I think he is taking the piss"

I think he is confusing piss with cum

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By *ylonloverboy69Man
over a year ago

cheltenham

Not possible

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

Omg that's a lot, cum again

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By *unchalMan
over a year ago

Dartford


"It's true"

Well done, you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be some cream pie you give there op

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

We had this thread before I've seen profile for cum buckets but now we got another guy says he carries his own around .fab a wonderouse place .

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By *oPantsJustVibesMan
over a year ago

Staines

It boggles my mind that people make these kinds of posts

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Today it was 1 litre and half of cum "

What was the other half..?

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By *panksspankedMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't. So what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

@dhotya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to remember seeing a similar thread and claim around about a year or so ago

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Must have one bicep like Arnie

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By *teve691000Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Have you ever tried bukakee

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Is it a selling point? A serious medical issue? Or just a wonder of nature?

I fucking love spunk.

But if I was getting a litre down my throat each day from just one person, I think I'd think they were just pissing down there "

You say that like it's a bad thing

LvM

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By *ervice2000Man
over a year ago

derby


"Is it a selling point? A serious medical issue? Or just a wonder of nature?

I fucking love spunk.

But if I was getting a litre down my throat each day from just one person, I think I'd think they were just pissing down there

You say that like it's a bad thing

LvM"

U like???

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Oh Jesus, it's midnight isn't it

LvM

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By *andy cane321Couple
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Ive also been to elevenareaf and i have 2 sheds

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By *andboyMan
over a year ago

Calne

Gonads must be swinging round your knees!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must need a Tena in your pants for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's true"

if that were true you'd have arms like popeye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If only the sperm banks still paid for it....you'd be a millionaire this time next year.

"

quality not quantity most of it is water

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Don't waste it then

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By *eekingjoy777Woman
over a year ago

dorset

No way?

Would be amazing if you did though

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By *inkycouple692023Couple
over a year ago

doncaster


"Are you a blue whale?

No……. He’s a sperm whale!"

I wonder if that’s why the sea tastes salty

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Gush if you could nut 1litre. You would be the richest creator on only fans no question.

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By *enerifehotwifecplCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I’m laughing x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if he knows my mate with a 10 foot willy

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/guilford

Apparently the average male only produces 1 litre of cum in a life time

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

There is a porn guy who I've seen forgot his name that cums a lot so it could be right about OP?

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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

When OP gets mixed up between urine and semen...

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By *ockforplay66Man
over a year ago

Southampton/isle of wight/ everywhere


"It's true"

I didnt realise Donald Trump was a member of Fab !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must have balls size of space hoppers"

It’s Buster Gonad from Viz!!!!

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By *akes coupleCouple
over a year ago

ambleside

100 wanks at 10cc must have an arm like Popeye.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"Considering your age and the estimate that a man ejaculates approx 7.5 litres over his lifetime, you best slow down "

That's 5ml per shot average, just over 4 years with 1 a day.

It's fair to say I've probably produced that 7.5 litres by the time I was 17.

God only knows how much I have produced over the years but it's fair to say I could have filled the fuel tank of a new Range Rover by now.

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford


"Considering your age and the estimate that a man ejaculates approx 7.5 litres over his lifetime, you best slow down "

I've nearly spat my drink out! I need to learn not to read forum posts while eating or drinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF have I just read

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"It's true"

Post a vid in here of you doing it

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford


"Today it was 1 litre and half of cum "

That's quite an achievement for a year old

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell


"But if I was getting a litre down my throat each day from just one person, I think I'd think they were just pissing down there "

An alternative to the yard of ale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some one definitely posted this a year a ago

Yep! Hit my green arrow to see it! "

Plot twist...he was also from Walsall! What are they putting in the water there!

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By *rufflesCouple
over a year ago

manchester


"It's true"

Bullshit!!

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By *teveupMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I am a very heavy cummer. I will measure how much i cum next time i wank and report back.

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By *hris I IsMan
over a year ago

Essex

Be careful as you only get a bucket and a half

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By *ootnootboopCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire


"Be careful as you only get a bucket and a half "

Sounds like the cadburys adverts

Wouldn't want a glass and a half of that in my dairy milk

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By *rchitectMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

A litre of what, definitely not spunk.

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By *ryitonce6978Man
over a year ago

not really here


"Have you ever tried bukakee "

It'd be like waterboarding...

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

I just figured it out, it's missing a word.

Instead of "I cum 1 litre a day" it was supposed to be "I drink cum 1 litre a day".

Makes way more sense now, that's about 200 loads. Definitely achievable on a busy Greedy Girl night and all the men attending use his mouth as a cum dumpster. He must have really young looking skin.

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By *ants Horse Hung CockMan
over a year ago

co durham

Definately post a vid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remind me to neve use your measuring jugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..your point being?..

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By *ullmanMan
over a year ago

hull

Thats a lot of jizz for a year old guy.

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By *ltra72Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"It's true"

Bullshit

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By *anted by NightMan
over a year ago

Shangri-La


"It's true"

Is that it? You need to up your game. Blue whales can eject 20 litres at a time

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

It's not squirt it's piss!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Hey spunky guy the men could haved your talent in the glitter wars .

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By *teveupMan
over a year ago

Brighton

So a heavy load is around 12ml

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