FabSwingers.com forum: How would you write a profile if you were the opposite sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bit of fun.

Ladies, if you were a single guy, how would you write your profile. Nothing long but what would you say in a way you would grab you?

Gents, you’re a single lady on fab, you know you will get the bombardment of messages, what would you be saying on your profile?

Just interested to see what each one of would deem humours or desirable?

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By *eartsmanMan
over a year ago

southeast , midlands, southern France

Definitely interested in this. Sitting in the corner here and ready to see all responses , I might get some tips too .

Nice one op xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10" whopper at your service. Come and get your lips around this jawbreaker. 100% satisfaction guaranteed, I'll even wear you like a hat.

If I wink at you, I'm not being lazy, I'm just bringing to your attention this godly manly figure that is me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10" whopper at your service. Come and get your lips around this jawbreaker. 100% satisfaction guaranteed, I'll even wear you like a hat.

If I wink at you, I'm not being lazy, I'm just bringing to your attention this godly manly figure that is me."

Job done.

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

How about ...

"VVWE only, must be single and accomodate.

Don't send cock pics - auto block

Send face pic with 1st message, if I am interested I may get back. Otherwise I will block you. Don't be a sad prick if I am not interested.

Make your message interesting to me and, NO, I am not going to tell you what I find interesting.

I may take hours or days to reply to your, long, well crafted messages with one or two words or an emoticon. Suck it up looser! I am a single woman and I get thousands of messages a day.

After a period of chat, during which I may agree to meet, I will probably ghost you. Tough, accept it and move on.

I am not here to shag the whole site which is why I have not had a meet in 7 years."

That about covers it.

ps. Those that put "will fill in later" more than a year ago may copy and paste the above if they wish.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

FAF?

Mrs

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By *oll_Face_xxWoman
over a year ago

Dollywood

Don't miss out on this rare opportunity,this is a copy n paste message so yes you're part of a huge spam dump!I'm not fussy.

If you don't reply then I'll repeat message you because it must be that your silence wasn't a no just you want more of me being repetitive and mundane..when I do finally take the hint that I'm rejected I'll likely call you some awful names until you block me.

I'm totally below average,poor attitude, poor hygiene and lazy AF...I expect you to do all the graft!

After that I'll block and ghost you because I'm here to clock up those numbers.

Can't say what my best feature is as both my face and cock are equally mediocre..

I also have a very sarcastic and dry humour so if you want to know more about the real me then wink or message me.

An up to date Face picture will be provided and let's get this conversation going.

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