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By *archelCouple
over a year ago
A field somewhere |
With an ex, in my car, parked in a large lay-by on ilkley Moor at night. We were in the back seat, windows steamed up.
Suddenly there were some headlights, only another vehicle pulling in to the lay-by.
Next thing we know, there was a tap on the window. Panicking, I pulled a travel blanket over my lap, she pulled down her skirt.
I wound the window down about 4 inches only to see a policeman in the gap.
The policeman asked what we were doing, and as quick as lightening, she said "we're just having a conversation".
The policeman smirked at us, and said "well, I'll let you finish your, ahem, conversation, but we'll be back in 30 minutes, and we don't want to see you here again".
We? WTF??
I looked past him, to his van, to see half a dozen more police officers, some stood on the ground and the others in the sliding door of their van, cheering, waving and giving us the thumbs up.
The embarrassment was enough that we didn't finish our "conversation" in the lay-by that night. |
