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"How are you measuring a vagina? Are they putting rulers up there?" LiDAR | |||
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"Deep or wide??? "Both... I've got high expectations lol | |||
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"There you go. Have that ladies! "  | |||
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"How are you measuring a vagina? Are they putting rulers up there?" Hey that could be my job, a measuring vagina! | |||
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"Oh, OP. I hope this cuts down the flood of inadequate ladies in your inbox for you "Ha! I hope so... I'm getting a bit fed up of all the messages. My inbox can't take it. | |||
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"There you go. Have that ladies!
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"*sits in the corner crying due to having a rubbish 5” vag* no one is ever gonna meet me now "Hahaha love it. Somehow I don't think you'll have a problem meeting people  | |||
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"There you go. Have that ladies! "How the hell do women measure their vaginas  | |||
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"There you go. Have that ladies!
How the hell do women measure their vaginas " now there's a thought | |||
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"*sits in the corner crying due to having a rubbish 5” vag* no one is ever gonna meet me now "Feel my pain lol | |||
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"There you go. Have that ladies!
How the hell do women measure their vaginas
now there's a thought "Christ I want to see this thing in real life now I'm all intrigued. Is it really that long! | |||
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"There you go. Have that ladies!
How the hell do women measure their vaginas
now there's a thought
Christ I want to see this thing in real life now I'm all intrigued. Is it really that long!"Hahaha | |||
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"There you go. Have that ladies! "Have we been down the offy and purchased the large bottles of cider on special offer? | |||
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"There you go. Have that ladies!
Have we been down the offy and purchased the large bottles of cider on special offer?"I don't drink cider. I'm a beer or wine drinker. And I don't like offy's | |||
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"Deep or wide??? "Fair point | |||
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"Going to suggest measuring with one of those tape measures used for dress making. They can follow the contours and don’t have the sharp edges of the carpenters tape " Ha, glad it made you chuckle  and a dress makers tape measure is better than a carpenters one. Owch lol | |||
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"Going to suggest measuring with one of those tape measures used for dress making. They can follow the contours and don’t have the sharp edges of the carpenters tape " Flexicurve ruler | |||
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"I don't mind, as long as they look like they've got Hagrid in a leg lock. " | |||
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"Deep or wide???
Both... I've got high expectations lol"Mine's just wide and short like a tuna can. | |||
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"There you go. Have that ladies!
How the hell do women measure their vaginas
now there's a thought "With their palm | |||
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"How are you measuring a vagina? Are they putting rulers up there?" Surely it's circumference and you use those giant tresemme shampoo bottles as a comparison | |||
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"Think we need someone with a mathematical background to prove a formula for volume. That way we can use all the different measurements - width, depth and height. Put everyone on a level playing field and enable us to understand like got like "So we should be talking 9 cubic inches??? Lol!! | |||
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"Think we need someone with a mathematical background to prove a formula for volume. That way we can use all the different measurements - width, depth and height. Put everyone on a level playing field and enable us to understand like got like
So we should be talking 9 cubic inches??? Lol!! "But that would make all the dimensions 2.08 inches. That doesn’t seem right | |||
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"Think we need someone with a mathematical background to prove a formula for volume. That way we can use all the different measurements - width, depth and height. Put everyone on a level playing field and enable us to understand like got like "Which smartypants is going to help us out? | |||
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"How are you measuring a vagina? Are they putting rulers up there? Surely it's circumference and you use those giant tresemme shampoo bottles as a comparison "Used to be a great shampoo not as good now. | |||
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"Op basically wants a bucket. Does IKEA sell them over there ? " All good stores sell them. I habe a pink one i'd be willing to donate? MrABZ | |||
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"Op basically wants a bucket. Does IKEA sell them over there ? " Yes, they call it a bukit- cos, well IKEA | |||
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"Op basically wants a bucket. Does IKEA sell them over there ? All good stores sell them. I habe a pink one i'd be willing to donate? MrABZ " 
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"Op basically wants a bucket. Does IKEA sell them over there ? All good stores sell them. I habe a pink one i'd be willing to donate? MrABZ
But then it will be camouflaged "Ah I could donate a blue or green one? Not the orange though, thars my favourite Lxx | |||
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"Op basically wants a bucket. Does IKEA sell them over there ? All good stores sell them. I habe a pink one i'd be willing to donate? MrABZ
But then it will be camouflaged
Ah I could donate a blue or green one? Not the orange though, thars my favourite
Lxx"MrsAbz | |||
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"How are you measuring a vagina? Are they putting rulers up there? Surely it's circumference and you use those giant tresemme shampoo bottles as a comparison " | |||
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"Op basically wants a bucket. Does IKEA sell them over there ? All good stores sell them. I habe a pink one i'd be willing to donate? MrABZ
But then it will be camouflaged "That’s opening a can of worms, several other colours will be out now Green - mouldy Red - don’t go there… Brown - you’ve missed Etc etc | |||
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"How are you measuring a vagina? Are they putting rulers up there? Surely it's circumference and you use those giant tresemme shampoo bottles as a comparison
"I could match them for length but not girth, maybe a different kind of mammal for that | |||
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"Op basically wants a bucket. Does IKEA sell them over there ? All good stores sell them. I habe a pink one i'd be willing to donate? MrABZ
But then it will be camouflaged
That’s opening a can of worms, several other colours will be out now
Green - mouldy
Red - don’t go there…
Brown - you’ve missed
Etc etc "I absolutely wont part with my orange one for it to be used anx abused. I am sorry but no. Cannkt be done. Only blue or green or ponk. MrsAbz | |||
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"How are you measuring a vagina? Are they putting rulers up there? Surely it's circumference and you use those giant tresemme shampoo bottles as a comparison "My maths might be a wee bit off but 9" circumstances would be about 2.86" diameter. We are somewhere between a can of monster and a tin of beans.... | |||
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"There you go. Have that ladies!
How the hell do women measure their vaginas "I don't but I'm applying for the job | |||
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"I can see all the ladies, measuring their love tunnels and putting it on the profile. About as much use as VWE , I mean what do you call VWE. Different people Different ideas and values. " PDV, pretty deep vagina. DV, deep vagina. VDV, very deep vagina. Would be my suggested categorisation. | |||
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"I can see all the ladies, measuring their love tunnels and putting it on the profile. About as much use as VWE , I mean what do you call VWE. Different people Different ideas and values. PDV, pretty deep vagina. DV, deep vagina. VDV, very deep vagina. Would be my suggested categorisation. " You missed one FLB. fanny like a bucket | |||
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"There you go. Have that ladies!
How the hell do women measure their vaginas "Sky remote? | |||
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"I can see all the ladies, measuring their love tunnels and putting it on the profile. About as much use as VWE , I mean what do you call VWE. Different people Different ideas and values. PDV, pretty deep vagina. DV, deep vagina. VDV, very deep vagina. Would be my suggested categorisation. You missed one FLB. fanny like a bucket" The ultimate, NASAYB, need a stick across your back. | |||
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