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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've recently chatted to a few ladies regarding what they have used to help make themselves CUM when they have not had acess to their usual vibes or dildos .

I've heard some weird and wonderful stories of ladies improvising and using whatever was at hand to use as a substitute cock !,

from the fairly fun of the mill , bottles , vegetables inc large carrots , courgette and cucumbers etc to household objects and items from the tool shed !!,

to name but a few right across the spectrum to the out right bizarre...

would like to hear from any ladies out there who think they may have found the perfect " stand in " dildo to masturbate with ?.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

I've just had a message from a lady responding to my question from a while back regarding bizarre masturbation ..she's just told me that she's pleasuring her stretched very wet hole with one of those oversized pepper grinders on her kitchen table waiting for her secret lover to call and in her words .

" USE her ASS !..naughty girl !!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
49 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Um. I stick to flesh and blood or body safe toys designed to feel good personally.

The idea of unsuitable materials in there does not excite me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

Yes totally understand that but the more I'm heading from people in private the more imaginative and resourceful I'm finding people are ?.

one lady messaged privately to tell me she makes her self cum at least twice a week using the wooden knob on her bed post ..covering it with a condom then inserting it into her pussy and backing onto it .

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
49 weeks ago

Leeds

My fingers.

Random objects I don't get at all, I've seen way to many shit stuffed in vag to last a lifetime from here.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Watch a woman cum by rubbing herself on the cushion of a leather sofa while in her pjs

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By *ilkey69Man
49 weeks ago

Barnsley

What about rubbing against the washing mashine when its on full spin mm

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By *orny PTMan
49 weeks ago

Peterborough


"Yes totally understand that but the more I'm heading from people in private the more imaginative and resourceful I'm finding people are ?.

one lady messaged privately to tell me she makes her self cum at least twice a week using the wooden knob on her bed post ..covering it with a condom then inserting it into her pussy and backing onto it .

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So that's why they are called bedknobs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

Lol ..yes i guess so !.

she certainly liked to feel the whole wooden bulbous knob slip right up inside her stretched willing hole !,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

Just had a very interesting chat with a lady on here who uses the rounded end of the stainless steel stair hand rail to bring herself off !.

she's told me she stands on the bottom stair which is the of perfect height to gyrate her pussy lips and her clit against the cold rounded steel end of the hand rail ...and she has also backed herself onto it and taken its length in her pussy and ASS and cum !!,

are there anymore interesting stories out there of unusual masturbation techniques ?.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

You certainly seem to have a lot of interesting ladies messaging you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago

There are without doubt some very adventurous interesting ladies out there who enjoy sharing their techniques ,what can i say !.

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By *ing00Man
48 weeks ago

Northants

sceptical about these interesting chats - but liking the imagination

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By *essaMayWoman
48 weeks ago

Fairytale Wood

Is it just a male thing to think we need some sort of cock ar cock substitute to cum .

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By *uxuriantCouple
48 weeks ago

Cornwall

Mrs Lux can (and does) make herself cum in the gym using the hamstring curl machine. Lying face down she finds that contracting her muscles to perform the hamstring curl and pushing herself into the bench will make her orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago

There may be some scepticism about my post in regard to ladies actually messaging me personally with accounts of what they have used to make themselves cum !.but all I can say is that I've logged into FAB 5 mins ago to three new messages with quite graphic descriptions from ladies telling what they have used .

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By *aomilatteCouple
48 weeks ago

Midlands


"There may be some scepticism about my post in regard to ladies actually messaging me personally with accounts of what they have used to make themselves cum !.but all I can say is that I've logged into FAB 5 mins ago to three new messages with quite graphic descriptions from ladies telling what they have used .

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What have they used? We're interested to know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago

Most recent ones include a hair brush handle , empty champagne bottle ,deodorant can with a condom over it in case of an " accident " lol ,

Metal rounded bed frame knob!.

Cucumber , courgette , kitchen table corner ,.washing machine corner while spinning .

And quite a few more household items .

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By *aomilatteCouple
48 weeks ago

Midlands


"Most recent ones include a hair brush handle , empty champagne bottle ,deodorant can with a condom over it in case of an " accident " lol ,

Metal rounded bed frame knob!.

Cucumber , courgette , kitchen table corner ,.washing machine corner while spinning .

And quite a few more household items ."

She should use the bottom of the deodorant can, no need for a condom then

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By *essaMayWoman
48 weeks ago

Fairytale Wood

[Removed by poster at 30/01/24 12:16:16]

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By *essaMayWoman
48 weeks ago

Fairytale Wood


"Most recent ones include a hair brush handle , empty champagne bottle ,deodorant can with a condom over it in case of an " accident " lol ,

Metal rounded bed frame knob!.

Cucumber , courgette , kitchen table corner ,.washing machine corner while spinning .

And quite a few more household items ."

Shame that all the women who are messaging you wouldn't say in the forum. Certainly make the thread interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
48 weeks ago

I have asked a couple if they would do just that byt most say once they post something like that they find themselves being bombarded by messages and not all pleasant ones either !.

I've just received a message letting me know that for one naughty lady ...the sky remote comes in rather handy !!!lol,

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