FabSwingers.com forum: Omg I'm so embarrassed

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got off the sofa to show the electrician guy out and a pump slipped out

I didn't even know I needed a fart

Now I have to find a new company to use ffs

Mrs C

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By *ayzDreamingMan
over a year ago

Shipton bellinger

"I got off the sofa to show the electrician guy out and a pump slipped out

I didn't even know I needed a fart

Now I have to find a new company to use ffs

Mrs C "

Just own it, go with it! If they have a sense of humour they will be giggling for the rest of the day

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By *annSummersMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Just say it was the leather.

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By *winging_couple300Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"I got off the sofa to show the electrician guy out and a pump slipped out

I didn't even know I needed a fart

Now I have to find a new company to use ffs

Mrs C "

Hate it when that happens, at least it wasnt silent and deadly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got off the sofa to show the electrician guy out and a pump slipped out

I didn't even know I needed a fart

Now I have to find a new company to use ffs

Mrs C "
oh no!

- I went to read a WhatsApp msg the other day, and not sure how this happened but it went straight to a video call…(I hate WhatsApp with a passion!!) I was sans makeup/half asleep/hair all over the place, looking DOWN into the camera…the hot bloke I was ‘chatting’ to went quiet for a few days. Got a wuu2 msg a few days later but I’ve blocked him now

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By *eFCUKaLotCouple
over a year ago

somewhere close

"I got off the sofa to show the electrician guy out and a pump slipped out

I didn't even know I needed a fart

Now I have to find a new company to use ffs

Mrs C

Hate it when that happens, at least it wasnt silent and deadly

Where we come from we call it silent but violent

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By *empusMan
over a year ago

Poole

We talking small and cute or loud and echoing?

No big deal, bet it’s not even the only time that happens to him today. Funny though x

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By *empusMan
over a year ago

Poole

"I got off the sofa to show the electrician guy out and a pump slipped out

I didn't even know I needed a fart

Now I have to find a new company to use ffs

Mrs C

Hate it when that happens, at least it wasnt silent and deadly

Where we come from we call it silent but violent

Not related, but great profile name! Amazing pics too...

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Only thing to make it worse is for him to reply here on my post

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By *lla_eastWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Could be worse!

I got locked out of my apartment once the morning after a heavy sex session the night before, with toys and lingerie scattered about everywhere.

Locksmith seemed unfazed.

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By *ussraneCouple
over a year ago

Romford

When out we got call from eldest saying she’s got home and we’d been burgled and had called the police, when we got home the police and our eldest daughter and friend were in our bedroom as it had been ransacked and all of Ranes toys were over the floor

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Laughing my head off here...

Yous are cracking me up today

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