FabSwingers.com forum: Usual message

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What is your usual message?

Ours tends to be "Her photos are hot" or I am in a hotel, would you like to come and meet me"

What messages do you get the most of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hi', 'How's U' 'Meet now' tend to be the standard, imaginative messages we get regularly.

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By *aveonMan
over a year ago

Dartford

I usually start with a comment about their profile, what I like and what photos I like. Short bit about me, and then ask if they ever want to chat ?

Have once or twice been more direct

Nothing gets much response at all, I’d say about 10% get some response

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By *reudian_slipsMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I usually start with ‘How’s u? Wanna fuck’ I don’t get any responses for some reason, not sure why.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My fault, did not make it clear enough.. it is about the messages you get rather than send.

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By *aveonMan
over a year ago

Dartford

Ahh understand - sorry

I normally get ….

How are you, can you accom?

So I do respond and say I can’t but know full well they have not read my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually start with ‘How’s u? Wanna fuck’ I don’t get any responses for some reason, not sure why. "

Really that sounds so articulate.

Surprised you aren’t inundated

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By *neforutoMan
over a year ago

Fantasy land in the SW

I dont get any messages so maybe Im just a minger, or maybe it could be the married and playing alone status

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually start with ‘How’s u? Wanna fuck’ I don’t get any responses for some reason, not sure why.

Really that sounds so articulate.

Surprised you aren’t inundated

Sorry that was supposed to be a joking face lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just had a "hi"

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Hi guys" or "You're hot" are a common theme. They don't get a reply

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By *otBrunetteHimCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

“You guys ok”

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By *r SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

"What is your usual message?

Ours tends to be "Her photos are hot" or I am in a hotel, would you like to come and meet me"

What messages do you get the most of?"

I’ll let you know when I get a message

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I found one pretty funny unsure how it became of this but the person thought I was a woman.

And went along the lines of that they found me as a very beautiful woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pertinent to a status update. people put them up for a reason so seems a sensible start point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I get one, I’ll let you know.

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By *ere70Man
over a year ago

Rovinj Istria

"“You guys ok” "

Did something happened to you? That is why they ask you that? Stupidest opening ever...

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By *istersomethingtomeMan
over a year ago

Hitchin

Mines tends to be go away or a less polite version...

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By *arkhelgaCouple
over a year ago

leeds

How big are they,what you int and the most popular do you have any naughty pics lolX

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

Hi.

She's fit.

Yourhot.

&on & on & on.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

[Removed by poster at 05/08/23 09:20:20]

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Try again, usually "like your pics"

Mrs

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

"Try again, usually "like your pics"

Mrs "

To be fair. They are really good

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

“Are you really that big?” or some variation.

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By *orl1971Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

We usually get ‘How are yous’ or sometimes ‘How are use’.

Our standard reply to these is ‘Wees are good’.

Holding out for a ‘How are ewes’ message. It will happen one day and we have our response ready.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

As others have said it'd usually hi or howz youz or similar apart from the more wordy cut and paste ones which we receive over and over again. There are exceptions though which make it worthwhile.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

"We usually get ‘How are yous’ or sometimes ‘How are use’.

Our standard reply to these is ‘Wees are good’.

Holding out for a ‘How are ewes’ message. It will happen one day and we have our response ready.

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,,, how are yous sounds scouse

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

"Smash, cuddle or pass" is my start

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
over a year ago

carluke

We often get “yous free” our standard response is “no, we’re very expensive”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We usually get ‘How are yous’ or sometimes ‘How are use’.

Our standard reply to these is ‘Wees are good’.

Holding out for a ‘How are ewes’ message. It will happen one day and we have our response ready.

Feeling a wee bit sheepish?

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By *ilthyParamedicMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

"Are you Bi?"

"Will you suck cock."

Read the F*%king profile...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Most don't get beyond "Hi".

The really chatty ones say "What are you up to tonight?"

These all get binned quickly.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

""Are you Bi?"

"Will you suck cock."

Read the F*%king profile... "

same … can I suck your cock (men ) no you can’t, what does my profile say?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Fancy a fuck...or cake?

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

How's yous

Hey

Wanna meet

Your hot

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By *arkhelgaCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Just blocked another second message fancy a fuck,oooh yeah we'll drop everything change plans travel across country rip your trousers off fuck you bareback and become friends for life,dickhead X

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

We just tend to get "hi " on this profile ,but we have single men blocked ,so it's usually couples(we don't get much mail).

On my single profile,I most commonly get ,you free now,what you up to ,I've read your profile (when it's clear they haven't) or dick pics attached to a graphic message.

I do get the odd diamond who stands out from the others though.

Miss

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By *arkhelgaCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Oops think mr had a rant there,naughty boyXx

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By *eductive_chaosWoman
over a year ago

Northumberland

"We usually get ‘How are yous’ or sometimes ‘How are use’.

Our standard reply to these is ‘Wees are good’.

Holding out for a ‘How are ewes’ message. It will happen one day and we have our response ready.

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By *ilthyParamedicMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

""Are you Bi?"

"Will you suck cock."

Read the F*%king profile...

same … can I suck your cock (men ) no you can’t, what does my profile say?"

Gets a bit tedious

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By *ilthyParamedicMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

"Fancy a fuck...or cake? "

Both!

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By *ilthyParamedicMan
over a year ago

Lancaster

"We usually get ‘How are yous’ or sometimes ‘How are use’.

Our standard reply to these is ‘Wees are good’.

Holding out for a ‘How are ewes’ message. It will happen one day and we have our response ready.

Baaaahaha

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

"Just blocked another second message fancy a fuck,oooh yeah we'll drop everything change plans travel across country rip your trousers off fuck you bareback and become friends for life,dickhead X"

Just to clarify, that's a no then?

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

"Fancy a fuck...or cake?

Both!"

I can't multitask

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

"Just blocked another second message fancy a fuck,oooh yeah we'll drop everything change plans travel across country rip your trousers off fuck you bareback and become friends for life,dickhead X

Just to clarify, that's a no then?

Playing hard to get. I think need to up the game with a series of dick pics from 30 angles in different lights. Then you'll be in there

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

I get a few that say 'hi' from guys. I always respond to messages even though I'm not looking for a guy, I am polite. There's either no follow up or an offer to suck my cock.

One does wonder why they bother

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"I found one pretty funny unsure how it became of this but the person thought I was a woman.

And went along the lines of that they found me as a very beautiful woman

I would get this a lot on our couples profile.

'Your gorgeous, bet your pussy is wet'

Not so much, no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly "want to suck this or what?" Lol

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Hey.

Hru

Mmm ur hot.

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By *owcuriousCouple
over a year ago

We get “hi, how are you guys”

We reply.

Then “so we gonna meet up?”

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"wow Mrs has a fantastic body" pasted into the chat at 2 week intervals

"how big are they" I might have to measure Mr Fox's balls and give them that measurement

*insert something cocky about cucking Mr Fox* what those men fail to realise is that WE will be the ones who decide if that's a suitable dynamic, not them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We usually get ‘How are yous’ or sometimes ‘How are use’.

Our standard reply to these is ‘Wees are good’.

Holding out for a ‘How are ewes’ message. It will happen one day and we have our response ready.

Feeling a wee bit sheepish? "

Happy to "ram" you?

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By *eed.a.signalMan
over a year ago

Local

Free now?

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By *imon003Man
over a year ago

North West

Like your pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Any luck?”

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By *xfordjohnMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Too many (usually younger single bi guys) just say 'Hi' as if it's a magic key. All it does is proves they haven't actually read my profile to the end where I say I'm not likely to be interested in casual encounters. A basic level of literacy is a prerequisite for me.

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By *lltheboostCouple
over a year ago

Shefford

Most are pretty nice respectful, say “hello how are you guys? We like your profile etc, would you like to chat a bit?” Kinda thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too many (usually younger single bi guys) just say 'Hi' as if it's a magic key. All it does is proves they haven't actually read my profile to the end where I say I'm not likely to be interested in casual encounters. A basic level of literacy is a prerequisite for me."

How does saying “hi” relate to casual encounters?

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincs. yorks.

I ll meet you at the Macdonalds car park half past midnight ! dont forget the condoms ?

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincs. yorks.

"What is your usual message?

Ours tends to be "Her photos are hot" or I am in a hotel, would you like to come and meet me"

What messages do you get the most of?"

are you boasting ??

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"'Hi', 'How's U' 'Meet now' tend to be the standard, imaginative messages we get regularly. "

Yup, us too …do these messages ever work?

“Hot pics”, “great profile” and the ilk are not flattery, they’re just lazy… and who wants a lazy conversation much less a lazy playmate?

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincs. yorks.

"'Hi', 'How's U' 'Meet now' tend to be the standard, imaginative messages we get regularly.

Yup, us too …do these messages ever work?

“Hot pics”, “great profile” and the ilk are not flattery, they’re just lazy… and who wants a lazy conversation much less a lazy playmate?"

Lazy is waiting for others to send messages to you so you can piss and shit and moan !!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I get can you teach my wife to be a slut but I'm not man enough to do it

Myself .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys and TVs saying they will pay to suck my cock. my profile says I’m straight.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

“Your hot”

“No way your single”

“No way your 50”

(Original spelling)

And recently, an influx of “Not my type”, as a first message out of the blue

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincs. yorks.

"Guys and TVs saying they will pay to suck my cock. my profile says I’m straight."

then you woke up and had your cornflakes

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Also, variations of

Or wow! x

(If chatty type).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually start with a comment about their profile, what I like and what photos I like. Short bit about me, and then ask if they ever want to chat ?

Have once or twice been more direct

Nothing gets much response at all, I’d say about 10% get some response "

This is usually the approach I take as well. About the same success numbers as well. I then laugh when some I've messaged recently have a status up saying all they get is cock pics

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

"'Hi', 'How's U' 'Meet now' tend to be the standard, imaginative messages we get regularly.

Yup, us too …do these messages ever work?

“Hot pics”, “great profile” and the ilk are not flattery, they’re just lazy… and who wants a lazy conversation much less a lazy playmate?

Lazy is waiting for others to send messages to you so you can piss and shit and moan !! "

Nice attitude, I mean, super uncalled for and patently ignorant but you have a definite charm about you

Who said we wait for anyone? We don’t ask or expect anyone to contact us. We are very happy when those who show genuine interest in us. Those who throw sh*t at the wall all day are just left with a lot of sh*t at the end of it.

You are effectively saying, because you have a phone, you shouldn’t piss & shit & moan when spammers & scammers call you up - that’s a dick response

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By *ustyb555Couple
over a year ago

leeds

It's normally amazing tits & the usual hi how's u, hey wanna chat

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