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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

pmfsl, how can you be to big for missionary position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get her to go on top and ride you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me laugh out loud!! got my popcorn ready

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

"pmfsl, how can you be to big for missionary position"

yes please do tell!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol don't fuck her if you think you can't

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

i hope the poor lass dont read this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i hope the poor lass dont read this

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ? "

Do her a favour.....stand her up because if you have this attitude towards her she will be better off!

I hope she is on here and reads this forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i hope the poor lass dont read this

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I was thinking the same

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

unless you are very poorly endowed it shouldn't be a problem....But as someone said above,...do her a favour and stand her up...

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Finally a funny thread

You just made my day OP

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dont forget to tie a plank of wood to your feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pmfsl, how can you be to big for missionary position"

Maybe it's not that she's too big for missionary but some is too .......??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha why would a fat arse make it difficult for missionary or have you just got a cocktail sausage. Us BBWs (I'm not a BBW though!) need a good big fat cock!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You must come back and let us know how the meet went

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"You must come back and let us know how the meet went"
...I bet he will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

having once been a size 32-34 (yes i was a heffer ill admit it) i was never too big for mossionary the only positions ive ever struggled with are standing up as im too short and my tummy got in the way now im getting there at a 24-26 im able to do everything the same but for longer now and get thrown about a bit now. This guys attitude is all wrong and it implies shes a tick on a bucket list i hope she stands him up after reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ? "

Hey, my ex missus was 5' tall and size 22. Missionary was no problem, lay her on her back, open her legs wide and into the land of lush pussy you go!

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

A quick question for the OP

Is that BBW reading in the forum????

Just need to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dont forget to tie a plank of wood to your feet"

Haha thanks Diamond..I've now got to wipe coffee off my screen after reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loving this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ? "

you really need advice on how to shag a woman? ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suffer from vertigo, even I high bed does for me. Besides I find the floor more raunchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a wind up right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carry on the charm like that.................makes life easier for the good guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suffer from vertigo, even I high bed does for me. Besides I find the floor more raunchy"

Even better , us BBW's come with built in cushions ! But might be easier to put us on our fronts apparently

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

give her a strap on and get her to fuck you.... easier all round

have a good one...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"give her a strap on and get her to fuck you.... easier all round

have a good one..."

Outstanding suggestion but fear once she reads this, (if she hasn't already) he'll be fucked anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once a bbw. Then went to skinny. Now put bit weight on lol. But whatever size I have been missionary never been a problem looool. But doggie better whatever my size has been mmmmm xx

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

maybe you could put her up on poles and use her as a trampoline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

long as u can maneuver her u should be ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suffer from vertigo, even I high bed does for me. Besides I find the floor more raunchy

Even better , us BBW's come with built in cushions ! But might be easier to put us on our fronts apparently

Mmmm I like the sound of a soft landing. I will take built for comfort over speed any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This site never fails to amuse me...next question

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"i hope the poor lass dont read this

After drying my eyes from laughing that was my first thought...poor cow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you will be ok just slow to start and use fingers as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ? "

Could you take a friend who could take some pics ?

Would lI've to see the look on her face as you negotiate the best way in !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ?

Could you take a friend who could take some pics ?

Would lI've to see the look on her face as you negotiate the best way in !!!!

New thread needed, navigation by map or satnav lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Maybe you could get an architect friend to right up a drawing plan of best way for entry, or possibly add a few more holes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ?

Could you take a friend who could take some pics ?

Would lI've to see the look on her face as you negotiate the best way in !!!!

New thread needed, navigation by map or satnav lol"

or periscope !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suffer from vertigo, even I high bed does for me. Besides I find the floor more raunchy

Even better , us BBW's come with built in cushions ! But might be easier to put us on our fronts apparently

Mmmm I like the sound of a soft landing. I will take built for comfort over speed any day

Oh I do hope you aren't suggesting us BBW's are slow ...race ya to the horizontal position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suffer from vertigo, even I high bed does for me. Besides I find the floor more raunchy

Even better , us BBW's come with built in cushions ! But might be easier to put us on our fronts apparently

Mmmm I like the sound of a soft landing. I will take built for comfort over speed any day

Oh I do hope you aren't suggesting us BBW's are slow ...race ya to the horizontal position

"
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Not at all, not into sprinting, I am greedy and like a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this a joke ?? i have been with a few larger ladies, and we done it every which way u can ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suffer from vertigo, even I high bed does for me. Besides I find the floor more raunchy

Even better , us BBW's come with built in cushions ! But might be easier to put us on our fronts apparently

Mmmm I like the sound of a soft landing. I will take built for comfort over speed any day

Oh I do hope you aren't suggesting us BBW's are slow ...race ya to the horizontal position

Not at all, not into sprinting, I am greedy and like a lot

Me too I love the fact this is the only place I can be called greedy and not take it as an insult

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How have I missed this thread?!?!? Oh my GOD!

Thank you, thank you, thank you OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest i dont actually think hes done anything wrong, hes only asked a question, ive been with a few women that was to big to play with properly, hes was only asking for tips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest i dont actually think hes done anything wrong, hes only asked a question, ive been with a few women that was to big to play with properly, hes was only asking for tips "

Too big for missionary? Think about what that means

I don't think I know anyone that big, male or female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be honest i dont actually think hes done anything wrong, hes only asked a question, ive been with a few women that was to big to play with properly, hes was only asking for tips

Too big for missionary? Think about what that means

I don't think I know anyone that big, male or female."

ive seen a few women who when laid on their back with their legs open the tops of the thighs have still been touching....maybe thats what he means, im not being rude i just think people are being to quick to jump down his throat, he maybe just being a little naive in his wording but i dont think he was deliberately being rude but some of the replies have been

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"To be honest i dont actually think hes done anything wrong, hes only asked a question, ive been with a few women that was to big to play with properly, hes was only asking for tips

Too big for missionary? Think about what that means

I don't think I know anyone that big, male or female.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ive seen a few women who when laid on their back with their legs open the tops of the thighs have still been touching....maybe thats what he means, im not being rude i just think people are being to quick to jump down his throat, he maybe just being a little naive in his wording but i dont think he was deliberately being rude but some of the replies have been"

I see. I think it's been piss-taking more than rudeness, which is par for the course. It seems the OP didn't think before he posted, I don't think there was any nastiness in his post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"having once been a size 32-34 (yes i was a heffer ill admit it) i was never too big for mossionary the only positions ive ever struggled with are standing up as im too short and my tummy got in the way now im getting there at a 24-26 im able to do everything the same but for longer now and get thrown about a bit now. This guys attitude is all wrong and it implies shes a tick on a bucket list i hope she stands him up after reading this"

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By *uncpl2015Couple
over a year ago

Bridgend Area

"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ?

Do her a favour.....stand her up because if you have this attitude towards her she will be better off!

I hope she is on here and reads this forum

exactly right.. not a nice way to talk about her..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ? "
phew, he's in Edinburgh so can't be me he's referring lol x

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By *iganflirtMan
over a year ago

wigan

Best thread i have read in yonks! For all the wrong reasons. Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not ask her?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I see. I think it's been piss-taking more than rudeness, which is par for the course. It seems the OP didn't think before he posted, I don't think there was any nastiness in his post."

I agree, i see it as piss taking which if the op had thought before he had typed he would of expected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a tip fella:

Take some talc, it'll help you find which fold has the wet bit in.

Hahaha, best thread since the one about different aged couples.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *harliesteveCouple
over a year ago

selly oak

" I know she's to big for missionary position "

Are u sure it's not a case of your cocks to small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMFG, funny as fuck, how can someone be to big for doggy or missionary, i was size 28 now 18 and never then or now struggled to be fucked. maybe he is worried about the size of his pecker rather than the size of the poor women he is going to meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couldnt agree with you more xx well said x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe you could get an architect friend to right up a drawing plan of best way for entry, or possibly add a few more holes"

I love you!!!

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By *BW ChloeWoman
over a year ago

Cwmbran, S. Wales

Is anyone else tempted to send a link of this thread to his friends?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Is anyone else tempted to send a link of this thread to his friends?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doggy works very well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in all fairness we dont know how big this bird is yet...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"in all fairness we dont know how big this bird is yet...

yes we do we know shes too big for missionary

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By *xpandmyhorizonsMan
over a year ago

Co. Antrim

A couple of my exs were BBW, I never had any problems with any positions

In fact those ladies gave me some of the best sex I ever had

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

I donn't think it is rude to take him to task. I personally would be mortified if anyone posted a thread on here asking how to fuck me because I was too fat.....perhaps he should consider her feelings if she saw this...It would be like asking how to avoid looking at a really ugly bird when shagging her...just not nice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having first meet with BBW very excited I know she's to big for missionary position big ass not sure about doggy any tips ?

Do her a favour.....stand her up because if you have this attitude towards her she will be better off!

I hope she is on here and reads this forum

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

have to agree

Sexual experimentation is all about finding something that mutually works, and there is always something that works...

No such word as can't

Wolf

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Just read this and sorry folks.. I have decided I am not going to meet the OP after all!

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Just read this and sorry folks.. I have decided I am not going to meet the OP after all!

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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"To be honest i dont actually think hes done anything wrong, hes only asked a question, ive been with a few women that was to big to play with properly, hes was only asking for tips "
thank you I did say I was very excited about meeting her she's a lovely lady just don't want to embarrass my self

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Just read this and sorry folks.. I have decided I am not going to meet the OP after all!

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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Think you all wrong end of stick teehee iv meet her for a drink lovely lady just don't want to embarrass my self thank you

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Think you all wrong end of stick teehee iv meet her for a drink lovely lady just don't want to embarrass my self thank you "

how would you embarass yourself??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think you all wrong end of stick teehee iv meet her for a drink lovely lady just don't want to embarrass my self thank you

how would you embarass yourself??

By starting a thread on the forums asking how to shag her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"maybe you could put her up on poles and use her as a trampoline"

Only just seen this

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By *coobyroo218Couple
over a year ago

Guernsey

Tip when in missionary position make sure the lights off, you do not want to birn your arse on the light bulb

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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just read this and sorry folks.. I have decided I am not going to meet the OP after all!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ?? "

Its not wrong, but you are assuming she can't do missionary before you've even tried. Why don't you ask her what her favourite position is and do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ?? "

Why don't you just have a wank into your hand then throw it at her?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol i think that's just in your head,she won't be too big for missionary or doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ??

Why don't you just have a wank into your hand then throw it at her?"

Ha ha ha just spat my beer everywhere..lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ?? "

would you ask for tips on how to fuck any other women?

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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ??

would you ask for tips on how to fuck any other women?

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eh yes if I didnt have any experience why not ?

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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Lol i think that's just in your head,she won't be too big for missionary or doggy

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ok il let you ken

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ??

would you ask for tips on how to fuck any other women?

eh yes if I didnt have any experience why not ? "

fair point, is she n here? as she had many meets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big women have sex all the time im sure you will manage just fine.

And im sure if she saw this she wouldn't be so happy.

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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Was just trying to be consideret yes she's on here but not on forum

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By *ub bbwWoman
over a year ago

oldbury

"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ??

would you ask for tips on how to fuck any other women?

eh yes if I didnt have any experience why not ? "

I dont get why a bbw is any different to any other woman unless shes so big she cant move i don understand. Your wording has been a bit off and therefore taken badly

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Was just trying to be consideret yes she's on here but not on forum "

how do yo know she is not on the forum? anyone can read them....but that point is irrelevant anyway now, if she sees it she sees it.

The only person that can tell you what works for her is her.

unless you have 5mm cock i am sure you will be fine. i have had sex with guys with small cocks in missionary position no problem and i am a big lass and he was a big gent!!

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By *ombowie OP Man
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Was just trying to be consideret yes she's on here but not on forum

how do yo know she is not on the forum? anyone can read them....but that point is irrelevant anyway now, if she sees it she sees it.

The only person that can tell you what works for her is her. Sure it il work out fine I really like BBW so excited

unless you have 5mm cock i am sure you will be fine. i have had sex with guys with small cocks in missionary position no problem and i am a big lass and he was a big gent!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody hell just looking for some tips hows that wrong ??

Why don't you just have a wank into your hand then throw it at her?"

that made me chuckle

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Some of these answers are disgusting.

To the people who say it is just a piss take.....a good piss taker will know when to stop and when it isn't being recieved very well.

Ok, the first post could have been worded better, but I hope you lot never need any advice.

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