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"Woman entered a TV show to win a £100,000..the show runs out time before the compere is able to ask her the final question, so she must return for tomorrow's live show. That night her husband breaks into the TV studio and finds the winning question.. What are the 3 main parts of The male anatomy..?...the head the heart the Penis.. Wakes her up when he gets back to the hotel and says this is winning question...just remember the answer head heart Penis...she tossed and turned but could never remember all 3. Again in the morning her husband gave her the answers.. They got to the TV studio and the show goes live. Compere pulls out the question card and asks for her to win £100,000 what are the 3 main parts of the male anatomy.. ? She pauses...answers head Correct 10 seconds The heart ..Correct 8 seconds Then she pauses her mind has gone blank. I know it My husband was drilling me with it last night This morning I had it on the tip of my tongue.. Compere steps in that's close enough you've won £100,000 congratulations.." How did she manage to get as far as the last question but she isn’t able to remember 3 words? | |||
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"My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a few years now an she's picked up a few tricks... I came home from work early the other day to find her dressed in her magician assistants little sexy outfit. She said, "Abracadabra!" and me mate Dave came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked... Poor Dave must've wondered what the fuck was going on.. " Normally it’s the magician who makes the magicians assistant appear out of the box, wardrobe etc so your girlfriend wouldn’t have learned how to make someone appear out of a box as that’s what the magician would have done. | |||
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"My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a few years now an she's picked up a few tricks... I came home from work early the other day to find her dressed in her magician assistants little sexy outfit. She said, "Abracadabra!" and me mate Dave came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked... Poor Dave must've wondered what the fuck was going on.. Normally it’s the magician who makes the magicians assistant appear out of the box, wardrobe etc so your girlfriend wouldn’t have learned how to make someone appear out of a box as that’s what the magician would have done. " God you're picky tonight Joke 1 evidently we havnt seen the questions Joke 2 said she picked up tricks from work.. But the Joke is on the husband not knowing his mate is shagging his mrs | |||
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"My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a few years now an she's picked up a few tricks... I came home from work early the other day to find her dressed in her magician assistants little sexy outfit. She said, "Abracadabra!" and me mate Dave came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked... Poor Dave must've wondered what the fuck was going on.. Normally it’s the magician who makes the magicians assistant appear out of the box, wardrobe etc so your girlfriend wouldn’t have learned how to make someone appear out of a box as that’s what the magician would have done. God you're picky tonight Joke 1 evidently we havnt seen the questions Joke 2 said she picked up tricks from work.. But the Joke is on the husband not knowing his mate is shagging his mrs" Why didn’t Dave just stay in the wardrobe then? It says ‘came out of the wardrobe’ which implies it was hos choice….and why did the girlfriend do a trick to reveal the man she’s having an affair with? Do you think that subconsciously Dave and the girlfriend wanted to reveal their relationship to him because they were tired of being secretive about it? | |||
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"OMG these are JOKES!!!! why the need to question them and analyse them? Ffs get a grip!!!" This…..if you want to bore for England (or wherever) go and do it some where else. I quite liked the jokes, bit silly but….. | |||
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