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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is ther any chance one of you will volunteer to do some ironing for me? if your willing to come to Durham, I will even take you out to lunch

email me at:

cheekynorthernbastard@gmail.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger, if only you asked earlier, i just put the Iron away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh don't worry, I often have a load that needs sorting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol....

you gotta be kidding - hate that job! Not even for a free lunch!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Thanks but no thanks hehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As it is womens work it's a perfectly reasonable request

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As it is womens work it's a perfectly reasonable request "

I concur with my asteemed colleague, however, I bet those 'pissy possy pussy lot' or whatever thay are called may not!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"As it is womens work it's a perfectly reasonable request

I concur with my asteemed colleague, however, I bet those 'pissy possy pussy lot' or whatever thay are called may not!"

And still you have a pile of ironing that needs doing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the price of a lunch you can get your ironing done professionally, unless of course the luch offer was McD's in which case you may have got your ironing thrown back in your face by the ironee lol

Was this a sexist offer to women only or (not that I'm offering) would you have offered a pie n a pint to a domesticated metrosexual male?

Or did you have an ulterior motive, you scallywag?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a man that did my washing & ironing for 4 and a half years. Then I got a slave and he did it and the vacuuming for a few months, but he couldn't cope, I guess I must be a tough task master

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I used to have a man that did my washing & ironing for 4 and a half years. Then I got a slave and he did it and the vacuuming for a few months, but he couldn't cope, I guess I must be a tough task master"

What a wimp your slave was...could'nt cope with a bit of hoovering and ironing? Or was that just a small part of his duties lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends n what he was ironing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to have a man that did my washing & ironing for 4 and a half years. Then I got a slave and he did it and the vacuuming for a few months, but he couldn't cope, I guess I must be a tough task master

What a wimp your slave was...could'nt cope with a bit of hoovering and ironing? Or was that just a small part of his duties lol"

Of course you could spin that round 180 degrees and perhaps she was such a messy mare he simply could not cope with constantly cleaning up after her, add to that her smalls may not be that small and it all starts to add up...............not saying this is the case but it's another way of looking st things............. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to have a man that did my washing & ironing for 4 and a half years. Then I got a slave and he did it and the vacuuming for a few months, but he couldn't cope, I guess I must be a tough task master

What a wimp your slave was...could'nt cope with a bit of hoovering and ironing? Or was that just a small part of his duties lol

Of course you could spin that round 180 degrees and perhaps she was such a messy mare he simply could not cope with constantly cleaning up after her, add to that her smalls may not be that small and it all starts to add up...............not saying this is the case but it's another way of looking st things............. lol "

You cheaky sod, TwoBonks !!!!!!!!!!!

He WANTED to do it!

I think what topped him of was when I had Maddie and a couple of other ladys round for lunch (with their baskets of Ironing)

and I don't get my smalls ironed!!!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My iron last came out to play first week in october 2008 when i ironed a shirt for my son for his party. Not a single thing has been ironed since. I have a masters degree in how to set the tumble dryer just perfectly and a degree in shake and fold lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"I used to have a man that did my washing & ironing for 4 and a half years. Then I got a slave and he did it and the vacuuming for a few months, but he couldn't cope, I guess I must be a tough task master

What a wimp your slave was...could'nt cope with a bit of hoovering and ironing? Or was that just a small part of his duties lol

Of course you could spin that round 180 degrees and perhaps she was such a messy mare he simply could not cope with constantly cleaning up after her, add to that her smalls may not be that small and it all starts to add up...............not saying this is the case but it's another way of looking st things............. lol

You cheaky sod, TwoBonks !!!!!!!!!!!

He WANTED to do it!

I think what topped him of was when I had Maddie and a couple of other ladys round for lunch (with their baskets of Ironing)

and I don't get my smalls ironed!!!!!!"

only cus you got none ....you dont wear em ....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is ther any chance one of you will volunteer to do some ironing for me? if your willing to come to Durham, I will even take you out to lunch

email me at:

cheekynorthernbastard@gmail.com"

Want to know where I would like to shove a hot iron? Hate the job, send mine to my mothers LOL

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Think that a nice hot iron would probably JUST manage to iron out the creases in your arse!!!

heehee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My iron last came out to play first week in october 2008 when i ironed a shirt for my son for his party. Not a single thing has been ironed since. I have a masters degree in how to set the tumble dryer just perfectly and a degree in shake and fold lol"

That just aint right! Jeans have GOT to be ironed. I could never go out in a pair that haven't been pressed, I'd feel like a right munter!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"My iron last came out to play first week in october 2008 when i ironed a shirt for my son for his party. Not a single thing has been ironed since. I have a masters degree in how to set the tumble dryer just perfectly and a degree in shake and fold lol

That just aint right! Jeans have GOT to be ironed. I could never go out in a pair that haven't been pressed, I'd feel like a right munter!"

lmao nearly spat my drink out!!!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"My iron last came out to play first week in october 2008 when i ironed a shirt for my son for his party. Not a single thing has been ironed since. I have a masters degree in how to set the tumble dryer just perfectly and a degree in shake and fold lol

That just aint right! Jeans have GOT to be ironed. I could never go out in a pair that haven't been pressed, I'd feel like a right munter!"

Ha ha, i dont wear jeans. Is feeling like a munter different to actually being one lol

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