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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... what would be on the menu?

Mingetout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sausages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pork sword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was a fab chinese restaurant, it could serve....The cream of sum yung guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotted Dick anyone???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spotted Dick anyone???"
oooooo i loved that untill now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spotted Dick anyone???"

But without the spots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coq au vin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coq au vin. "
oo yes that would have to be on offer , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist milk chocolate brownie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Several varieties of Turkish sausage, but you'd have to go to Turkey to get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moist milk chocolate brownie

Sounds very nice, I'd definitely have a nibble of that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apple pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Le Menu De Jour

Cream of Sausage Soup

Moist flaps of Beef drizzled in Oil on a bed of thingy shaped turnips

Chocolate starfish Souffle.

For Dessert: Assorted Cheeses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peking Cuck

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By *rthur WrightusMan
over a year ago

Round the Bend

hopefully not on the menu...fish fingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Le Menu De Jour

Cream of Sausage Soup

Moist flaps of Beef drizzled in Oil on a bed of thingy shaped turnips

Chocolate starfish Souffle.

For Dessert: Assorted Cheeses"

Clearly you have a refined, Michelin class, palate

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By *nteressanteMan
over a year ago

Manchester

badly packed kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toad in your hole.

Toads in all holes for greedy girls.

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

haddock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creampie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded Clam?

but hopefully not a green-lipped muscle (mussel) !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe cock-a-leekie would be a good whores d'oeuvre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken Breasts in a cream sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any cakes with gooey centers

Yum Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicken Breasts in a cream sauce

But not chicken fillets I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe cock-a-leekie would be a good whores d'oeuvre"
lol ooo yes have to have that to start with.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Blue Waffle anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We like to share our food so Ju would share her dumplings and rump with anyone who would like a taste and I would feed my nut custard to any willing diner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausages and tacos

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

Large Portions ....

Lamb Cuntlets ?

Chocolate Fingers ??

I bet Single guys would be server Cold Shoulder ..

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

"Large Portions ....

Lamb Cuntlets ?

Chocolate Fingers ??

I bet Single guys would be server Cold Shoulder .."

SERVED ....

either that or they would be offered a Piss Off Cake (piece of cake)

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

have to be a buffet so you can have a bit of everything that takes your fancy at that time hehe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Navy cake…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends who is dining if certain freedom diners eat there could have STD Pie on the menu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage in cider mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Navy cake…

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is that really a name of a cake ? what it like ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blue Waffle anyone?

Ugh

Put me right off my baps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"thingy shaped turnips"

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Spit Roast for the pork lovers

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Creampie"

And the helpings would be generous, fresh and elegantly served.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Navy cake…

is that really a name of a cake ? what it like ?

Yes Jo it is rather good ....lol

It’s an old slag term used in the navy for blokes having sex together…..

i.e. who fancies a slice of arse fun …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumbo sausages and hopefully not chipolatas. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"have to be a buffet so you can have a bit of everything that takes your fancy at that time hehe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was a Fab Indian then there would have to be plenty of ladies fingers with extra cumin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesy fourskins with clitorismints for after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clitoris allsorts for after your meal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticky toffee pudding and custard mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you can eat buffet

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Coq au vin. "
shame I got rid of my van

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"All you can eat buffet

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japanese human buffet please

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

The menu would be the size of a phonebook containing mainly badly spelt unsatisfying fast food items of no appeal.

Hidden in there would be a few mouth watering delicacies for the more discerning diner to salivate over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Clitoris allsorts for after your meal. "

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

hot doggys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish pie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The menu would be the size of a phonebook containing mainly badly spelt unsatisfying fast food items of no appeal.

Hidden in there would be a few mouth watering delicacies for the more discerning diner to salivate over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large Portions ....

Lamb Cuntlets ?

Chocolate Fingers ??

I bet Single guys would be server Cold Shoulder .."

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tube steak and Hair pie

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By *hris N KateCouple
over a year ago

Gainesville

Two for one specials.. And portions from petite to super sized.. Some fresh and some aged to petfection. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with all the guys from fab i dont think the restraunt would ever run out of squirty cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spam

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By *hris N KateCouple
over a year ago

Gainesville

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By *hris N KateCouple
over a year ago

Gainesville

Lots of wish sandwiches too

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