FabSwingers.com forum: Single Parents unite

By *oungmumxxx OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

I make it plain on my profile I have a family but single (men) still are stupid enough to say 'want to meet today?' ah yes hun, ill fuck you while the kids watch Mr Maker on Cbeebies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmfao i used to get that all the time! I just ended up blocking single males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I make it plain on my profile I have a family but single (men) still are stupid enough to say 'want to meet today?' ah yes hun, ill fuck you while the kids watch Mr Maker on Cbeebies..."

clear indication that a lot of people don't read profiles

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By *oungmumxxx OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

yeah thas my next step can always pick any that 'interest' me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah we get that I'm in you area now and so on we have kids as well and a vanilla life it don't always revolve and swinging if you took it to seriously it will rule your life and just ruin the fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So....anyone free for a quick meet?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Haha. I had a rant about this yesterday.

At least wait till mr tumble is on lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That guy is a god send if women had a guy like that I'm sure they would be pleased x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people - women do it too - seem to think you're always home alone just waiting for their offer of a fuck. And why don't people read profiles? It takes no effort to have a proper look.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"That guy is a god send if women had a guy like that I'm sure they would be pleased x"

Maker or tumble?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me maker has a creative side but mr tumble is good with his hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That guy is a god send if women had a guy like that I'm sure they would be pleased x

Maker or tumble?? X"

Mr Tumble should be on The Undatables lol!

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By *oungmumxxx OP Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

lol is it wrong I fancy Dick and Dom

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"lol is it wrong I fancy Dick and Dom

No worse than my longing for mr bloom lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You never know what mr tumble has in his spotty bag

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"lol is it wrong I fancy Dick and Dom

No worse than my longing for mr bloom lol x"

Well YoungMum & LittleMissHottie, If you ever fancy The Fat Controller I'm your man....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooo I need to have you chat up lines I may do better pulling a female

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"lol is it wrong I fancy Dick and Dom

as in dick and domination ?

nothing wrong with that young lady

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"You never know what mr tumble has in his spotty bag

If its that spotty he should get down the GUM clinic x

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"Ooooooo I need to have you chat up lines I may do better pulling a female "

Haha well as my kids are almost 27 and 24, I was trying to think of kids characters that they used to watch, the only one I could remember was The Fat Controller from Thomas The Tank Engine...

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

We both work full time jobs yet people who are "passing through" the town think were just going to drop it all to give them a passing fuck or something.

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"We both work full time jobs yet people who are "passing through" the town think were just going to drop it all to give them a passing fuck or something."

lol is that a "Drive By Fuck"...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooooo I need to have you chat up lines I may do better pulling a female

Haha well as my kids are almost 27 and 24, I was trying to think of kids characters that they used to watch, the only one I could remember was The Fat Controller from Thomas The Tank Engine...

I'm like shaggy (but got a sexy wife) lol Fred gets all the attention and shaggy poor old shaggy get a dog lol

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

i can see a new forum post starting "which childrens presenters/charactors do you fancy"

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ooooooo I need to have you chat up lines I may do better pulling a female

Haha well as my kids are almost 27 and 24, I was trying to think of kids characters that they used to watch, the only one I could remember was The Fat Controller from Thomas The Tank Engine...

I'm like shaggy (but got a sexy wife) lol Fred gets all the attention and shaggy poor old shaggy get a dog lol "

You look pretty good from the neck down x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooooooo I need to have you chat up lines I may do better pulling a female

Haha well as my kids are almost 27 and 24, I was trying to think of kids characters that they used to watch, the only one I could remember was The Fat Controller from Thomas The Tank Engine...

I'm like shaggy (but got a sexy wife) lol Fred gets all the attention and shaggy poor old shaggy get a dog lol

You look pretty good from the neck down x "

Thanks

brownie points for you x

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral

"Ooooooo I need to have you chat up lines I may do better pulling a female

Haha well as my kids are almost 27 and 24, I was trying to think of kids characters that they used to watch, the only one I could remember was The Fat Controller from Thomas The Tank Engine...

I'm like shaggy (but got a sexy wife) lol Fred gets all the attention and shaggy poor old shaggy get a dog lol

You look pretty good from the neck down x

Thanks

brownie points for you x "

Starts to sob when I realised my pic was only showing from the neck up....

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ooooooo I need to have you chat up lines I may do better pulling a female

Haha well as my kids are almost 27 and 24, I was trying to think of kids characters that they used to watch, the only one I could remember was The Fat Controller from Thomas The Tank Engine...

I'm like shaggy (but got a sexy wife) lol Fred gets all the attention and shaggy poor old shaggy get a dog lol

You look pretty good from the neck down x

Thanks

brownie points for you x

Starts to sob when I realised my pic was only showing from the neck up....

Ha! Sorry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get that and also had it lots on my single profile.

We are a couple that don't live together and both are single parents so meets with others takes a little forward planning.

Some people get miffed when you say that to them but we would rather have the build up to a meet and get to know a little first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i was a single parent what with working and the kids i dnt think id have time to swing.....fair play to ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got called a time waster yesterday because of my kids.. I had clearly stated that I'm on my own with them and have obligations and he wished to meet me he would have patient.. after asking everyday and getting the same answer I was a time waster... Grrr

BTW Mr bloom is lush

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I make it plain on my profile I have a family but single (men) still are stupid enough to say 'want to meet today?' ah yes hun, ill fuck you while the kids watch Mr Maker on Cbeebies..."

What about In the Night Garden?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I make it plain on my profile I have a family but single (men) still are stupid enough to say 'want to meet today?' ah yes hun, ill fuck you while the kids watch Mr Maker on Cbeebies...

What about In the Night Garden?"

Upsy Daisy's got the night garden covered. She's a dirty bitch x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

upsys always flashing her panties lol, rebecca in lets play is yummyxxxx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I make it plain on my profile I have a family but single (men) still are stupid enough to say 'want to meet today?' ah yes hun, ill fuck you while the kids watch Mr Maker on Cbeebies...

What about In the Night Garden?

Upsy Daisy's got the night garden covered. She's a dirty bitch x"

Yup that skirt is never down, plus the bish be rocking a bed where ever she goes yo!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"I make it plain on my profile I have a family but single (men) still are stupid enough to say 'want to meet today?' ah yes hun, ill fuck you while the kids watch Mr Maker on Cbeebies...

What about In the Night Garden?

Upsy Daisy's got the night garden covered. She's a dirty bitch x

Yup that skirt is never down, plus the bish be rocking a bed where ever she goes yo!"

Bought my son the DVD for Xmas of night garden, some of the episode titles are shocking. Sleeping in the mucky patch, everyone in upsy Daisy's bed lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the same gripe as a singlton and have kids here an there ..but I can multitask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that reality annoy me are those who tell you to send your kids out or they will come round while they are in bed, I actually find it really insulting that some people have such a low opinion of women on here that they think you will do that just so they can get their end away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The ones that reality annoy me are those who tell you to send your kids out or they will come round while they are in bed, I actually find it really insulting that some people have such a low opinion of women on here that they think you will do that just so they can get their end away

Talking of it a make just messaged us free today lol wtf anyway I would love a ride on the ninkynonk train

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get it all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just deleted the very same from my inbox 'hey I know it's short notice but Im in a hotel'

But my fav is 'wanna come to a party?' no details, when, where etc. Declined to have 'wanna meet just me then?'

reading is clearly overrated

patrick from sponge bob for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had this once a guy asking if i could just send them upstairs to watch tv!!!

I wouldn't have a guy even meet my kids if it wasn't serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great post OP

I got know a lady on here who wad baby jakes mother I think.

She was just as eager to meet as I was.

But the planning never seemed to materialise as there was always something going wrong.

I give her credit for bringing up all them kids on her own though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Maker, Mr Tumble, Mr Bloom.. Ohh the joys of kids..

I got the Mickey Mouse phase!! It was Thomas and Chuggington about 6 months ago -.-

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

my six year old kept comnimg out with "fiddle my faddle""i was mortified as to where she may of heard it defo wasnrt from me until i was sat watching milly and mandy with her one day and Aunt ??? said it !!!!!

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