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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I recently read a profile where the woman wanted ' a chocolate cock' which we all know what it is so I asked her if she wanted mine with a mars bar wrapped round it ! Yes she blocked me ha ha

Don't people have a sense of humour and don't come up with the crap that they get loads of messages and haven't time to have a sense of humour !

Views ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she didn't share your sense of humour.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I think you weren't the right colour....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a lot of people with no sense of humour on here.

I reckon it's because they are sexually frustrated.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Perhaps she was allergic to mars bars?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe she didn't share your sense of humour."
quite clearly she didn't lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perhaps she was allergic to mars bars? "
i think it wasn't an allergy to mars bars and I think it was a losoh syndrome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pride myself on my politeness. however, i still get blocked by a large number of people. i dont really get upset about it as i believe that swinging is inclusive and everyone should be accepted. even if they are rude or have no sense of humour.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"I recently read a profile where the woman wanted ' a chocolate cock' which we all know what it is so I asked her if she wanted mine with a mars bar wrapped round it ! Yes she blocked me ha ha

Don't people have a sense of humour and don't come up with the crap that they get loads of messages and haven't time to have a sense of humour !

Views ? "

Mine is fine... Thanks for asking.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"I recently read a profile where the woman wanted ' a chocolate cock' which we all know what it is so I asked her if she wanted mine with a mars bar wrapped round it ! Yes she blocked me ha ha

Don't people have a sense of humour and don't come up with the crap that they get loads of messages and haven't time to have a sense of humour !

Views ? "

Are we allowed _iews?? What if my _iew is about the amount of messages she gets?? What if you're not the first person who has tried that joke??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See I think wit and humour counts a lot. I would have replied to that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See I think wit and humour counts a lot. I would have replied to that "
thanks well u can pretend I've sent it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she's on a diet...it is january.

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I would have said send the chocolate and I'll get back to you

Your fault I now want chocolate for breakfast...grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I recently read a profile where the woman wanted ' a chocolate cock' which we all know what it is so I asked her if she wanted mine with a mars bar wrapped round it ! Yes she blocked me ha ha

Don't people have a sense of humour and don't come up with the crap that they get loads of messages and haven't time to have a sense of humour !

Views ?

Are we allowed _iews?? What if my _iew is about the amount of messages she gets?? What if you're not the first person who has tried that joke?? "
jeez get a life , blocking is not a _iew it's a statement !

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I think humour is the best thing....I'm now into 3 hours of exchanging messages with a guy I was talking to in chat last night, all because he made me laugh. So ignore someone without a sense of humour, you wouldn't have enjoyed yourself with her anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See I think wit and humour counts a lot. I would have replied to that thanks well u can pretend I've sent it lol "

But its not what I'm asking for I'm abstaining from any sort of Chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps she wanted a "marathon" session instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u said snickers I'd have said she might b allergic to nuts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she didn't want to work and rest and just wanted to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently read a profile where the woman wanted ' a chocolate cock' which we all know what it is so I asked her if she wanted mine with a mars bar wrapped round it ! Yes she blocked me ha ha

Don't people have a sense of humour and don't come up with the crap that they get loads of messages and haven't time to have a sense of humour !

Views ?

Are we allowed _iews?? What if my _iew is about the amount of messages she gets?? What if you're not the first person who has tried that joke?? jeez get a life , blocking is not a _iew it's a statement ! "

No.need to be rude to another forum poster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My guess is, she probably mistook your attempt as a gateway to getting into her snickers - I mean knickers.

Often ladies get hassle from the Milky Bar Kids on here chancing there arm.

I wouldn't worry OP, you're never going to please all of the people all of the time. In fact on here, pleasing one person for a couple of hours can be considered a win!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My guess is, she probably mistook your attempt as a gateway to getting into her snickers - I mean knickers.

Often ladies get hassle from the Milky Bar Kids on here chancing there arm.

I wouldn't worry OP, you're never going to please all of the people all of the time. In fact on here, pleasing one person for a couple of hours can be considered a win!"
kind words .. Thanks

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Maybe she was in shock for getting more than a three word message from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe im guessing she had probably herd the joke a few times before,

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

a lady replied to me that she liked men with a bald head and tattoos

my offer to shave my head and draw on myself with a biro didnt work but she did laugh so some people have a soh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant buy humour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You cant buy humour!"

Not true. I bought my mum a Lee Evans DVD once. I don't think the sweaty, rubber-faced chimp is funny, but it makes her laugh, the senile old fruit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps she wanted a "marathon" session instead "

Brilliant. The kids won't get that one though hehe x

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Humour goes a long way and is an immediate ice breaker, but unfortunately its a subjective thing and she had either seen it before, didnt get it, or was just plain miserable.

I message people on here at times, no intention of trying to get a meet out of them but either a sarcastic or witty comment about something in their profile - I reckon its 50/50 on the reception it gets, some reply, other delete straight away.

If they are the miserable type, imagine what a meet with them might be like? Hmm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might also be the painters are in..so you neverknow

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Perhaps she wanted a "marathon" session instead "

or a finger of fudge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would definately replied to that comment lol....... lovve people who know how to laugh

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Probably because it was only a fun size one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably because it was only a fun size one "

There's loads of us girlies who are funsize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh welll tarzan is fun size..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she just blocks those she isn't interested in, some people state they do that.

Also it was clear you weren't what she was looking for and prob the 10th chancer that day to ignore what was written on her profile..

Why worry about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe she just blocks those she isn't interested in, some people state they do that.

Also it was clear you weren't what she was looking for and prob the 10th chancer that day to ignore what was written on her profile..

Why worry about it"
not worried ! I'm not losing my sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe she was in shock for getting more than a three word message from you"
ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

maybe she wanted a deep fried one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have quite a sarcastic sense of humour i must admit but i do find it annoying when people say they have a great sense of humour and then they fail to get mine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have quite a sarcastic sense of humour i must admit but i do find it annoying when people say they have a great sense of humour and then they fail to get mine! "

Falsely claiming to have a sense of humour should be a capital offence. In fact I think it is in China.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I recently read a profile where the woman wanted ' a chocolate cock' which we all know what it is so I asked her if she wanted mine with a mars bar wrapped round it ! Yes she blocked me ha ha

Don't people have a sense of humour and don't come up with the crap that they get loads of messages and haven't time to have a sense of humour !

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Maybe she preferred aero lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps she was allergic to mars bars? "

Well they are prepared in a factory where nuts may be present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably because it was only a fun size one "

Mines fun sized, its the right size for fun

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