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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do so many men put a can of Stella next to their hard on? Has anybody else notice that? But lots of profiles have Stella or shaving foam can next to it. Personally it doesn't do anything for me as I am strong believer it's not about size but what you do with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do so many men put a can of Stella next to their hard on? Has anybody else notice that? But lots of profiles have Stella or shaving foam can next to it. Personally it doesn't do anything for me as I am strong believer it's not about size but what you do with it "

Maybe to show two wife beaters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that i look at cock pics but i have saw a fag packet by one before lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you prefer an alternative brand of lager in the picture then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or its a can of lynx. well females are meant to be attracted to a guy wearing lynx lol!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Sky remote, deodorant can, dildo.

My favourite was a guy who had the tiniest dick ever it was like a nub and he'd written too tiny on it in biro.

Really didn't need pointing out lol x

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"or its a can of lynx. well females are meant to be attracted to a guy wearing lynx lol!"
i like to use a match box makes me look huge

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich


"Sky remote, deodorant can, dildo.

My favourite was a guy who had the tiniest dick ever it was like a nub and he'd written too tiny on it in biro.

Really didn't need pointing out lol x"

You never know - he might have a 10" tongue...

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My favourite was a guy who had shopped a can of Raid next to his cock. It was such a bad job I had to smile.

Note to men - if you're going to shop a can next to your cock to make it look bigger, don't forget to shop out your thumb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do so many men put a can of Stella next to their hard on? Has anybody else notice that? But lots of profiles have Stella or shaving foam can next to it. Personally it doesn't do anything for me as I am strong believer it's not about size but what you do with it "

I don't like Stella. Would a nice bottle of Rioja be an acceptable substitute?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Would you prefer an alternative brand of lager in the picture then? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do so many men put a can of Stella next to their hard on? Has anybody else notice that? But lots of profiles have Stella or shaving foam can next to it. Personally it doesn't do anything for me as I am strong believer it's not about size but what you do with it

I don't like Stella. Would a nice bottle of Rioja be an acceptable substitute? "

I only drink white or rose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had tweezers next to mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do so many men put a can of Stella next to their hard on? Has anybody else notice that? But lots of profiles have Stella or shaving foam can next to it. Personally it doesn't do anything for me as I am strong believer it's not about size but what you do with it

I don't like Stella. Would a nice bottle of Rioja be an acceptable substitute?

I only drink white or rose "

For you I'll tolerate white but rose is definitely out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would shag Stella off of Coronation Street.

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By *iplzMan
over a year ago

felixstowe

I'm still looking for the shop that sells these fun size cans of Stella.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville


"Why do so many men put a can of Stella next to their hard on? Has anybody else notice that? But lots of profiles have Stella or shaving foam can next to it. Personally it doesn't do anything for me as I am strong believer it's not about size but what you do with it "

Size does count quite a lot. But so does anticipation, tease and inclination

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"I'm still looking for the shop that sells these fun size cans of Stella.

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So *That's* where all the hotel minibar mixers end up!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do so many men put a can of Stella next to their hard on? Has anybody else notice that? But lots of profiles have Stella or shaving foam can next to it. Personally it doesn't do anything for me as I am strong believer it's not about size but what you do with it "

Maybe he's nicknamed it....wait for it....wife beater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man walks into a bar and asks for a pint of anything but stella , the barman asks why not stella ? , the man says last night he had 12 pints of stella and came too in the morning fucking skint , the barman says , well 12 pints of anything will set you back, the man says skint is the name of my dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sky remote, deodorant can, dildo. "

Are there many profiles with cocks next to Sky remotes? I saw it once and couldn't help laughing...


"man walks into a bar and asks for a pint of anything but stella , the barman asks why not stella ? , the man says last night he had 12 pints of stella and came too in the morning fucking skint , the barman says , well 12 pints of anything will set you back, the man says skint is the name of my dog "

Why do I think I've heard this before?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i saw chubby brown a few years ago , he came out with it , forgotten most of his jokes but this one allways stuck lol

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