FabSwingers.com forum: Kinkiest insertions

By *indfulness999 OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

So what have people tried sliding into their partners pussy ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A twix a pepsi bottle

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

My fist, another guys fist

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By *ockey64Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

King size mars bar then we both ate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An aubergine then a butternut squash.

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Cucumber

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By *omethingfun96Couple
over a year ago

greater london

Bed post

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Wow, how did that go?

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By *omethingfun96Couple
over a year ago

greater london

"Wow, how did that go?"

It was hot

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By *indfulness999 OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

Just love the big wooden bed post sliding in !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fridge Magnets

A whisk

Hose pipe

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Car gear knob

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By *onsShlongMan
over a year ago

bury

"Fridge Magnets

A whisk

Hose pipe"

Can't say I've ever heard of a fridge magnet being inserted. How was that?

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By *atty and RattyCouple
over a year ago

coningsby

Cucumber and rolling pin.

The cucumber was used in a nice salad after..lol

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

Spanners. Screw driver handle. Candles. Dinky toy car. TV Remote. Stockings. Ice cubes. and many other things..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

over the years a warmed up cucmber was mostly used as often one in the house, more recently Sure 250ml spay cans with surex on it and once i got a pensi shaped butternut veg - over 30 years ago when i had a manual car Heln agreed to sit and then fuck the car gear knob and a a few years ago a gome made dildo, ie Helen sewed a cock shaped silk cloth, i filled it up with indian dhal, smally balcish/greyish seed and it was just over 6 inches in cirumference and that went well but as we live with family we had to throw it away when we went away on hols

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I’m a lover of large dildos and huge insertions so I’ll watch this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kopparberg bottle, and then she squirted it back out and I drank it from side her haha

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By *y the seaCouple
over a year ago

guernsey

"Fridge Magnets

A whisk

Hose pipe"

Wow I bet the whisk looked amazing

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By *aggy dollsCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"Spanners. Screw driver handle. Candles. Dinky toy car. TV Remote. Stockings. Ice cubes. and many other things.. "

All at once, now thats impressive

Luna

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

I don't have a partner who enjoys insertions but I have fisted a few pussies and I once put a lolly into a pussy, tasted great

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By *amera man 25Man
over a year ago

Honley Huddersfield

Two lesbian friends used to choose a black pudding of a suitable length and girth, then microwave it until body temperature. “ nearest thing to a real cock” they claimed!

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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago

lake ariel

Well it’s fresh sweet corn season here, just saying

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"over the years a warmed up cucmber was mostly used as often one in the house, more recently Sure 250ml spay cans with surex on it and once i got a pensi shaped butternut veg - over 30 years ago when i had a manual car Heln agreed to sit and then fuck the car gear knob and a a few years ago a gome made dildo, ie Helen sewed a cock shaped silk cloth, i filled it up with indian dhal, smally balcish/greyish seed and it was just over 6 inches in cirumference and that went well but as we live with family we had to throw it away when we went away on hols"

Sorry, you put WHAT in a dildo?

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By *lexw53Man
over a year ago

Crete

Mars Bar. I blame Marianne Faithful!

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By *indfulness999 OP Man
over a year ago

Redditch

Fisting. Just heavenly xx

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By *rudiesCouple
over a year ago

here

"My fist, another guys fist"
at the same time???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A condom tied in a knot full of another guys come

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By *M737Couple
over a year ago

Thanet

"A condom tied in a knot full of another guys come "

Such a kinky and hot idea, will deffo be trying! X

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By *M737Couple
over a year ago

Thanet

We’ve done deodorant cans, fists, metal balls, the list goes on hehe x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’ve done deodorant cans, fists, metal balls, the list goes on hehe x"

Food, deodorants, bed posts, gear stick in car, wine bottles, absolutely anything my eye makes contact with in that moment ?? (her)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love how filthy so many of you are mmmmm

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By *M737Couple
over a year ago

Thanet

"We’ve done deodorant cans, fists, metal balls, the list goes on hehe x

Food, deodorants, bed posts, gear stick in car, wine bottles, absolutely anything my eye makes contact with in that moment ?? (her) "

Agreed, if it’s big and girthy then I’ll use it x

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By *iceHungWakefieldMan
over a year ago

there is a clue somewhere

Once pushed a few Maltesers up Ex wifes bum while we were 69ing. only cos i caught her watching telly. she wernt happy.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

This thread is sponsored by Canesten

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By *isfun2023Couple
over a year ago

wakefield

Baseball Bat

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Wow, how was that?

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By *isfun2023Couple
over a year ago

wakefield

"Wow, how was that?"

Well it doesn't collect dust put it that way

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

You want to chat, I can't pm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wispa. Took hours of licking

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By *ral DMan
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Strawberries, raspberries, blackberries, some yoghurt and a banana, then fucked her, cock mashed up all the fruit in her to create a tasty smoothie which we both enjoyed from each others body parts.

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By *hilswhore1000Couple
over a year ago

tunstall

Just a fist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’ve done deodorant cans, fists, metal balls, the list goes on hehe x"

Meatballs!?!?!?!?!? How does that work?

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By *tumpy5333Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

Chocolate orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full bottle of Prosecco neck first.

When it was in there. Tapped the bottom of bottle firmly and it erupted into her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same same xx was fun

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By *unnyPairCouple
over a year ago

Seminole

Maybe not the kinkiest, but I love when she is in a pretty dress wearing her butt plug out in public.

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Cucumber and rolling pin.

The cucumber was used in a nice salad after..lol "

Can’t waste them, big fan of using cucumbers on hot wife’s

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"This thread is sponsored by Canesten

Or Lurpack !

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By *ussinboots1888Couple
over a year ago

bradford

Cricket wicket in my ass years ago

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Cricket wicket in my ass years ago

Did you stump Johnny Bairstow as he walked out of his crease ?

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By *inky couple 247Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham area

Double fist

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By *quirtyfun69Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

My rubber fist, nice and deep

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

Just a 5" vibe

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By *andD300Couple
over a year ago

london

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By *andD300Couple
over a year ago

london

Apart from the usual toys I’ve used cucumbers, aerosols, wine and beer bottles, ice cubes, Mars bars and a Toblerone. C

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

"Fridge Magnets

A whisk

Hose pipe

Can't say I've ever heard of a fridge magnet being inserted. How was that?"

Could have been attractive or repulsive!

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By *reampie_yourwifeMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Full bottle of Prosecco neck first.

When it was in there. Tapped the bottom of bottle firmly and it erupted into her.

I do hope the cork was removed before hand !!

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Butternut squash- a big one.

Didn't just try to insert it.

Completed it mate...

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By *edHeelsCplCouple
over a year ago

Kenilworth

Two bullet mini vibrators. Just let them buzz and bounce around inside her and off each other. Got her to kneel up and move around to see where they went next

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By *ak4uMan
over a year ago

chelmsford

Love to see proof pics of any of the above

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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

Just added some proof of one of ours.

Courgette (with condom!), cucumber, beer bottle (bottom first), wine bottle (neck first!), cadburys crème egg (messy!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newcastle brown ale, love the stuff and once I've down the contents the wife gets a treat with the bottle, might try drinking some out of her pussy.

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By *alldark44Man
over a year ago

Alsager

Filled ex wife with champers then sucked it out. Followed with a bj with mouth full of Champaign cool carrot from fridge in her and me and a banana

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By *xotic indianCouple
over a year ago

leicester

A ripe juicy mango which I ate out of her pussy .A peel banana which I ate while licking her clit .

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By *ak4uMan
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Just added some proof of one of ours.

Courgette (with condom!), cucumber, beer bottle (bottom first), wine bottle (neck first!), cadburys crème egg (messy!)"

Lovely, thanks….

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By *ittycock400Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

A carrot that was later served for dinner (after being cooked)

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By *mateur100Man
over a year ago

nr faversham

"A carrot that was later served for dinner (after being cooked)"

Dinner for you or were you cooking for guests???

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By *ottodot123Couple
over a year ago

Gillingham

A twirl

Ice lolly

Courgette

Cucumber

Bowling pin

Sweet pepper

Tomato (got stuck, do not recommend)

Wine bottle necks

Hairbrushes

Deodorant cans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100mls of cream syringed into a very sexy bottom...

You'll have to use your imagination to guess what happened next.

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By *ea wangMan
over a year ago

scunthorpe

Baseball bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bed post "

I do this with my partner. Its so hot

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By *S-cardiffiansCouple
over a year ago

cardiff

Champagne or Prosecco is lush x

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By *ister_EMan
over a year ago

Hayling Island

Had a lady fuck my foot once

That was pretty mind blowing!!!

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By *ascBrennerMan
over a year ago

Bromley

Cigar

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By *octor ProdMan
over a year ago

working Overseas

"Had a lady fuck my foot once

That was pretty mind blowing!!!"

I've done that, the sensation was amazing

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By *inkyguyUKMan
over a year ago

worcester

When feeling pretty kinky on a Sunday morning having been out I like to slide on the half eaten kebab with chili sauce into her. I then eat it out and we share it snowball style.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Not recommending any of these, so do as you will, but:

Grapes

Wine bottle

Foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corn on cob

Ice lolly

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By *orkieBar1000Man
over a year ago

York

Strawberries

Ice Lolly

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Used to have a 4sum the ladies tied up and blindfolded then it was guess the veg game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So what have people tried sliding into their partners pussy ???"

My cock sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started by pouring some Champagne on her pussy and licking it out. After a while the bottle was being used as a dildo. So horny

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By *issCaitWoman
48 weeks ago

England

I adore the feeling having things inserted into my pussy that absolutely should not be there.

Bottles, various fruit and veg, kitchen utensils, candles, ornaments, glass balls, pet toys and kids toys (bought for and only used for fucking me with).......the list goes on.

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Snooker cue (not the tip end)

Not necessarily me inserting but an lady friend sat on my gear stick

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By *r K and Mrs LCouple
48 weeks ago

Leicester

You sound exactly like my wife, she loves me inserting things into her..

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By *r K and Mrs LCouple
48 weeks ago

Leicester

Miss cait..

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
48 weeks ago

Tamworth

I'm just here to get more ideas

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By *ir-spunk-alotMan
48 weeks ago

Southern England

A balloon which got pumped to to an impressive size.

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By *ilMissDarcie-mayTV/TS
48 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Used to ride car gear stick regularly when first started out

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
48 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I get visions of A&E trips...

Am no saint but ooft, some items mentioned are borderline life threateningly dangerous...

"Disclaimer to kids watching. Don't try these at home!"

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By (user no longer on site)
48 weeks ago

Bed post

Baseball bat

Cucumber

Stool

Leg

Loads of fun ????

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By *helamontsCouple
48 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Banana and a mars bar ... not at the same time though ... ate both in situ ...

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By *ave1976XXXMan
48 weeks ago

newmarket

Champagne bottle after opening Xmas morning

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By *ir-spunk-alotMan
48 weeks ago

Southern England

"I adore the feeling having things inserted into my pussy that absolutely should not be there.

Bottles, various fruit and veg, kitchen utensils, candles, ornaments, glass balls, pet toys and kids toys (bought for and only used for fucking me with).......the list goes on.

Next vid should be somthing odd and impressive.

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