FabSwingers.com forum: You know you've been on Fab too long when...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... you see the abbreviation CD and you think cross-dresser before compact disk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... you see the abbreviation CD and you think cross-dresser before compact disk."

LOOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when someone mentions watersports... and you dont think about swimming!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see face cream with fab and it make and think of this site strat away , lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"when someone mentions watersports... and you dont think about swimming!!! lol"

And where bareback doesn't mean horse-riding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when someone mentions toy box....and your thoughts drift to something else!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when u dont check the meettoday list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your nob turns green and falls off or your fanny goes on the blink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you take everything people say to heart .

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

You absent mindedly update your Facebook status with your Fab status...thank God folk read FFG (freshly fucked grin) as a typo for FFS

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By *outhernchappieMan
over a year ago

brighton

When rimming isn't basketball related

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

When you find you best friend son here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you see random people and think to yourself "are they swingers?"

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

when you get a package delivered from DPD and get excited wondering what the second D could possibly stand for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....saw a car reg with HPC and thought of someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on my table my girl had parcel and had fab on top i was getting worried , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u try to cause controversy in the most innocent forum posts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wonder what night is greedy girls night at the local disco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can remember when Granny Crumpet was still just Mummy Crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The forums is a realistic replacement for a sex life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can remember when Granny Crumpet was still just Mummy Crumpet

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no i cant ? was she really ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You hear TV, and don't wonder what's on telly.

You go to the gym and get in a jacuzzi/steam room and it seams weird that people have swimsuits on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you go to a vanilla party and think are thay on fab sure i have seen them , lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"You go to the gym and get in a jacuzzi/steam room and it seams weird that people have swimsuits on.

That one gets me every time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You go to the gym and get in a jacuzzi/steam room and it seams weird that people have swimsuits on.

That one gets me every time.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

When you start describing things as fab just to see if anyone winks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you start describing things as fab just to see if anyone winks

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You keep asking stupid fecking questions

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By *ecretspankerCouple
over a year ago

Colchester

You are out on a Friday/Saturday night in town, you see a couple looking sexy and you think... "This time last week ... "

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

Seeing the DP Logo and not thinking of dotty P's.

when you hear the term riding bareback, and not thinking about horses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start sniggering in a bakers when someone orders a cream pie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone asks about the nearest ATM and you call them a sick bastard!

Oh - and when you can instinctively tell how shit a message will be by the opening three words!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can remember when Granny Crumpet was still just Mummy Crumpet

Omg I spat me coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You start sniggering in a bakers when someone orders a cream pie! "

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By *orkscrew CurlsWoman
over a year ago

Loughborough Leics

When you log on and continue to eat breakfast even though you're deluged with pics of cocks.

When adverts at beauticians for 'facials' make you think of something not intended....

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

When you see CBT... and do not think of cognitive behavioural therapy or compulsory basic training...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you hit delete on unread messages without feeling guilty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...... when somebody asks you if VWE is something to do with the engines on camper vans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you see CBT... and do not think of cognitive behavioural therapy or compulsory basic training...;-)"

Ok lost me with this one, what does it mean please ?

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By *ampopotwoCouple
over a year ago

southampton

On radio 2 this morning they mentioned 'back in the seventies,leaving your tranny switched on all night' I thought I must have missed out as a teenager.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wonder why you are paying a license fee for a BBC

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

when you watch harry potter and are surprised by the shape of his Magic Wand !

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"When you see CBT... and do not think of cognitive behavioural therapy or compulsory basic training...;-)

Ok lost me with this one, what does it mean please ? "

Cock and Ball Torture i think... and no it aint happening !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see all the contributors in this thread and only need to see their profile photo and already the name springs to mind.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you see CBT... and do not think of cognitive behavioural therapy or compulsory basic training...;-)

Ok lost me with this one, what does it mean please ?

Cock and Ball Torture i think... and no it aint happening !! "

No def not , I crossed my legs at that and I have neither cock nor balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to a friends party and after a few drinks wonder why you don't have a change of outfit in your bag...

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"When you see CBT... and do not think of cognitive behavioural therapy or compulsory basic training...;-)

Ok lost me with this one, what does it mean please ?

Cock and Ball Torture i think... and no it aint happening !! "

Don't have nightmares

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When adverts at beauticians for 'facials' make you think of something not intended.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...when you realise you don't know the surnames of any of your closest friends!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"When you see CBT... and do not think of cognitive behavioural therapy or compulsory basic training...;-)"

That one tickles me every time.

When my secretary asking for my subs (for coffee) takes on a whole new meaning.

When the menu in our staff restaurant reads MFM and I think Ruggers and not Meat Free Monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ha ha yea or when someone asks your what are you into.. and I instantly reply no "pop,pee,pain"!!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to post in the site support forum to expand the age limit past 99yrs

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By *uschmanMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Facial is my favourite.

Though I did choke on my coffee when once offered by a client, a tour of their new CBT room.

It was just a room full of computers...

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By *agna Cum LaudeMan
over a year ago

Laudable

Turning on a TV and waiting for it to warm up.............somethings never change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you look at some of your old verifications and think 'my god is it THAT long ago! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facial is my favourite.

Though I did choke on my coffee when once offered by a client, a tour of their new CBT room.

It was just a room full of computers..."

still, sitting in front of a PC for hours can be torture if your trousers are too tight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish more would FAB me ! lol xx

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"When you see random people and think to yourself "are they swingers?""

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Half the contacts on your phone have 'Fab' as their company details...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your on the phone app and theres people within half a mile and your heads a twitching trying to spot them.

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By *hris633Man
over a year ago

oldham

When you can remember when nobody had usernames because everyone knew each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you go on the browse option, and realise theres nobody out there who fits your criteria !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find yourself in an online argument over whether it's a good or bad thing that you won't have sex with someone who doesn't honestly know the difference between, their, there, and they're or your and you're.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or someone with beautiful eyes and a great body immediately turns you off because her whole profile is written in txt spk.

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By *an and wifeyCouple
over a year ago

n lincs

Every body thinks your swingers for years then when you finally make the leap into swinging they not got a clue . But with out the rumours would we have made the leap.

Then every time were out looking at other couples and wondering if their swingers.

Vicious circle

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

when your laptop dies at 4am in the morning and you thought it was @ midnight !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When some says "its bye from me" the thoughts that go through my head

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By *urlycatMan
over a year ago

Southampton

When you get up for a wee in the night and you just have to check you fab mail box.

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By *urlycatMan
over a year ago

Southampton

When you get up for a wee in the night and you just have to check your fab mail box.

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By *urlycatMan
over a year ago

Southampton

When you get up for a wee in the night and you just have to check your fab mail box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get up for a wee in the night and you just have to check your fab mail box.

so you get up three times for a wee ....lol

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"When you see CBT... and do not think of cognitive behavioural therapy or compulsory basic training...;-)

Ok lost me with this one, what does it mean please ? "

CBT in BDSM... cock and ball torture

I did not know that either until quite recently

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"When you see CBT... and do not think of cognitive behavioural therapy or compulsory basic training...;-)

Ok lost me with this one, what does it mean please ?

CBT in BDSM... cock and ball torture

I did not know that either until quite recently

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Oops, apologies... just read the entire thread (makes achange for me lol) and realised the question had been answered

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By *urlycatMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"When you get up for a wee in the night and you just have to check your fab mail box.

so you get up three times for a wee ....lol

Oops ! Yes just the 3 times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your daughters bf overhears you talkin about who your gona fuck n go dogging with at the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your daughters bf overhears you talkin about who your gona fuck n go dogging with at the weekend

Oooopppppsss lol good luck explaining lol

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage

When you hear someone looking for the BBC they don't need the TV retuning

its more a TV with a BBC

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you forget that, actually, most girls ARENT bi !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your daughters bf overhears you talkin about who your gona fuck n go dogging with at the weekend

Oooopppppsss lol good luck explaining lol

it hasnt been mentioned but im sure he heard lol

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By *ittlebitWoman
over a year ago

Plymouth

When u look at the pampas grass in your front garden and think maybe I should get rid of that

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"When you get up for a wee in the night and you just have to check your fab mail box.

Have nooooooooo idea what you're talking about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone at work mentions a cleaning job at the bbc and your only one laughing .

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

When vanilla no longer brings ice cream to mind...

When friends are not invited together as some are vertical, others horizontal and never the two shall mix

When more than 50 % of the wardrobe space is taken up by raunchy corsets and lingerie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your nob turns green and falls off or your fanny goes on the blink."
has both happened to you

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"When vanilla no longer brings ice cream to mind...

When friends are not invited together as some are vertical, others horizontal and never the two shall mix

When more than 50 % of the wardrobe space is taken up by raunchy corsets and lingerie

......"

Ooh yes - I think all of my underwear is now suitable for wearing to a meet! I no longer have anything boring/ unmatching/ unpretty/ unflattering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....saw a car reg with HPC and thought of someone.

saw a reg with DVP and had a grin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When snowballing has NOTHING to do with snow

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By *ellyNwTV/TS
over a year ago

Orrel

"... you see the abbreviation CD and you think cross-dresser before compact disk."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When u look at the pampas grass in your front garden and think maybe I should get rid of that

lol now thats funny ...seen a few round here, always chuckle lol xx

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By *ellyNwTV/TS
over a year ago

Orrel

"When you forget that, actually, most girls ARENT bi !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you have to get the kids out of the house for a party and family member's arent invited xx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

When.. you hear your work mate saying to someone

'I still have on my strap on, will be at least another week'

she looked up saw me giggling and went red.

I forget sometimes not everyone is like me.

Bought her a bondage set for her anniversary last year and a wheel. She has admitted to loving that

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