FabSwingers.com forum: Things that make you laugh on here.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, so I am not meaning to be horrible and it good to laugh.

So what’s the funnest thing you have seen on here.

For me, it’s profiles where she or him look amazing then you see them fucking, to then be distracted by a white line between their butt cheeks. The curse of the sun bed..

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

The lamppost pissing

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By *inkyAddamsCouple
over a year ago

dereham

“Only the male playing at the minute”

“Anyone wanna suck my hubbys covk while I’m at work”

“Fab won’t let me upload any pics”

To mention a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any face pics?

Guys must be hung 19’ +

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

All the couple profiles where their gallery is full of selfies ... WTF

Will only reply to a face pic with the first message ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women that say they only want 9 inch plus and all the guys they have met are clearly under 9 inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When guys call themselves alpha or dom.

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By *KTim61Man
over a year ago

Tipton

Saw a picture of womans breasts but put tape over her Nipples ! How odd strange funny yo say the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Messages claiming they've read our profile, and yet talking directly to Mrs.

First line of profile states Mr deals with messages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When guys say that are open minded and up for anything.

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By *ongueGuyMan
over a year ago

Warrington

Video of an older cpl fucking on sofa. Going for it like life depended on it. Gurning facial expresions, grunting, sweat then into the background walks the dog. Stops looks at them an tilts its head an just stares at the guys ass going up an down.

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By *moothLeanBodMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Grammar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One status update was asking if anyone had a JCB digger for sale or hire.

Another one was asking if anyone available to come and fix a septic tank.

PS - the couple needing the digger got one!

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By *dinburghWomanWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Is it not appropriate to ask for a face picture in first message. I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must send a face pic/have pics on profile or no reply" while having zero pics on their own profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and "exceptional only"

I still have no idea what that actually means

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you specifically say in your bio that single guys will never be added to your friends list ( just our preference ) but they still message you anyway saying “hope you don’t mind but I’ve sent you a friend invite” , I take it you didn’t bother reading the bio then?

with over 50 public pictures and a few videos I think that’s enough for people to get an idea of what we are about.

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By *owdenguyMan
over a year ago

howden

Women that want to swallow 10 strangers loads but won’t meet smokers

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By *ue and robCouple
over a year ago

ware

Cock pics standing over a toilet

Google pics of different people cropped obviously not same person

I am verified but put it on profile cause they asked me not to

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

Men complaining they can't get any meets when they are just a blank silhouette with not even one public pic and no bio - as if we are all free "working ladies" (would not let me put the other word in) here who'd shag anything.

People still messaging me despite my profile being very clear I'm only here for the forum currently.

People messaging from miles and miles away wanting to be a "regular". I guess my definition of a "regular" does not match them

Men messaging "I'm in the area in (put number here) minutes, fancy a fuck?" - of course, my legs are always open, and I have zero life outside this place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grammar."

This, especially when a profile states they are well educated and the profile txt has spelling mistakes and bad grammar.

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By *iss DevilWoman
over a year ago

Bedford

Forgot to add, status updates! Mostly ones "I'm horny"/"have full balls"/"need a suck now"/"bored and horny" etc.

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By *h22ukMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I reply to everyone!"

Nope, no you dont!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When guys say that are open minded and up for anything.

That also goes for women too

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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The good old Sydney Uni/public traded entity warnings...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When guys call themselves alpha or dom. "

Yeah that.

If you have to state it you ain’t it.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Whenever threads blow up and all out war wages among the forumites...

You could be having the most heated and intense political argument of your life with somone named "UltimateDongLord" whose profile pic is of their gaping bum hole...

Never ceases to amuse me.

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By *prilSubTV/TS
over a year ago

"Women that want to swallow 10 strangers loads but won’t meet smokers "

This is perfectly reasonable. Swallowing cum can be enjoyable and a turn on so it stands to reason that doing it multiple times would multiply the experience.

However meeting one person that smells like an ash tray can ruin my entire day. It's revolting.

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By *prilSubTV/TS
over a year ago

"Forgot to add, status updates! Mostly ones "I'm horny"/"have full balls"/"need a suck now"/"bored and horny" etc. "

"full balls" makes me heave

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By *prilSubTV/TS
over a year ago

My serious answer is when people edit out their faces in imaginative ways.

I've encountered two guys in the history of this site who just blurred their faces out of existence. Not like they put a black square over themselves or a smiling emoji or something but actually blurred everything from the neck up so their body just disappears into the wallpaper like they've dissolved. It's hard to explain but whenever I see it I lose it laughing. Looks so fucking stupid

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By *prilSubTV/TS
over a year ago

Oh and a guy I saw post on here the other week about being a sigma male, I looked though his pics and there was a glory hole pic of a room with an empty chair, a black sheet and his sad cock just flopped through. The framing of the pic made it look so lonely,especially with the empty chair. It was a decent sized cock but hanging there separate from the body in the vast open space of the room made it look extremely silly. I think it was the funniest pic I've seen in 12 years on this site.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The conspiracy theories. Amazing entertainment.

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

The opening lines ..amazing profile...read your profile or the couples where it's always about the male having his cock played with whilst the wifies ???

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By *obmarieCouple
over a year ago

Mid Wales& Border

Video's were a couple have invited a male or two to join them and the

Blokes can't even be bothered to take there socks off

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By *ltraMegaOKMan
over a year ago

Stirlingshire

9"+ only, the Sydney uni thing, 'average' and 'athletic' bodies, couples where it's only ever the guy who's available, unwiped arses

Genuinely did LOL at a profile that said "Ruin my anus, not my mascara"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Women that want to swallow 10 strangers loads but won’t meet smokers "

To be fair swallowing a load of cum doesn't generally make your breath smell bad lol

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Cocks and socks... just no ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Video's were a couple have invited a male or two to join them and the

Blokes can't even be bothered to take there socks off "

Oh my god you are so right, usually dirty white socks

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Women that want to swallow 10 strangers loads but won’t meet smokers "

The residue of cigarette smoke gives me nosebleeds.

Nosebleeds aren't fun. Blowbangs are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When guys call themselves alpha or dom.

Yeah that.

If you have to state it you ain’t it. "

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The single men who forget to removes wifes belongings from backgrounds.

The vast array of things I've seen stuck up places they shouldn't have been stuck up.

The posts slagging off single women for not meeting them to then post looking for a meet the next day, especially that one that said they'd messaged people they wouldn't look twice at in the street, that one did make me giggle.

Mrs

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

The blank profiles that are always morning nobody replies or meets ,why would they when you've made no effort.

Profiles with just graphic pics that say I'll/we'll be out in X place , if you see me/us say hi.I don't tend to recognise people by their bits.

Safe sex only and profile full of action shots where they're not using a condom.

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By *rpeggioCouple
over a year ago

Baughurst

"When guys say that are open minded and up for anything.

"Up for anything" not the same as "anything up"

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Women that want to swallow 10 strangers loads but won’t meet smokers "

Smoking smells bad though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When guys call themselves alpha or dom.

Yeah that.

If you have to state it you ain’t it. "

The im so alpha they call me Romeo types.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Only the male playing at the minute”

“Anyone wanna suck my hubbys covk while I’m at work”

“Fab won’t let me upload any pics”

To mention a few

Yes!

Or the straight guys that want to meet but won't put a veri up because it will put off females!

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By *our TV fantasyTV/TS
over a year ago

Waterloo, Liverpool

A post from a single male silhouette account. "Messages messed up, had to bulk delete, sorry"

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By *our TV fantasyTV/TS
over a year ago

Waterloo, Liverpool

A different SM "Guess no couples or females meet on here anymore then just time wasters"

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

My mum's profile what was she thinking

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By *rpeggioCouple
over a year ago

Baughurst

"The blank profiles that are always morning nobody replies or meets ,why would they when you've made no effort.

Profiles with just graphic pics that say I'll/we'll be out in X place , if you see me/us say hi.I don't tend to recognise people by their bits.

Safe sex only and profile full of action shots where they're not using a condom."

Totally this. The safe sex though, we always have safe sex with other couples, but unprotected between us. But yes, funny in couples profiles when there's no condom and clearly one of them is not part of the couple.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Disclaimer Sydney wants to make you famous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles with 536 pictures or more, there's just no way

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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

The explosion of 20something glamorous single fem profiles with very suggestive daily statuses, heavy filtered pics, multiple webcam veris and one ‘met in person for a coffee’ (probably from a guy who they never met but he got a membership discount)

How gullible do you have to be

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By *moothLeanBodMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Oh and a guy I saw post on here the other week about being a sigma male, I looked though his pics and there was a glory hole pic of a room with an empty chair, a black sheet and his sad cock just flopped through. The framing of the pic made it look so lonely,especially with the empty chair. It was a decent sized cock but hanging there separate from the body in the vast open space of the room made it look extremely silly. I think it was the funniest pic I've seen in 12 years on this site. "

I think that piece won the Turner Prize a few years back.

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By *ovienightCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Being so fiercely against the chat in your profile. “We all know what we’re here to do”. Sure but with busy lives and the fact you’re a complete stranger with no face pics…..the chat is suddenly quite important. It’s a huge part of whether we’re likely to want to meet let alone play!! Stop skipping the important bits

(obviously each to their own before we get trolled) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Can’t accommodate , Can’t travel”.

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