FabSwingers.com forum: Have you actually measured your cock?

By *adbod7519 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m always asked how many inches my dick is. Truth is- I’ve never measured it!

How many guys here have actually whipped out a ruler/measuring tape and measured the old boy?

What's the average?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average size can be found and backed up by studies listed in https://calcsd.info/datasets

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I check it weekly against my sky remote….

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By *rishVikingMan
over a year ago

Shankill

Lynx can

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By *adbod7519 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I love the remote/Lynx can pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have tried but it doesn't want to stay really hard when I try to measure it. Some sort of psychological game going on. Bout 7.5 inches but I there's more to give

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never measured it, no idea why lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may be small, but his a grafter

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I have not.

One evening my girlfriend decided to and got 7.5"

I have no idea why she did this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havent, a cuck hubby has to ensure i meet hotwifes desires.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember asking my first bf how long it was, he didn't know and wouldn't let me measure it. So I made him let me draw around it on an A4 piece of paper.... it didn't quite fit, so decided it was big enough!

But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it

That was an awkward convo!

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By *omething4theweekend2023Couple
over a year ago

newcastle

"I’m always asked how many inches my dick is. Truth is- I’ve never measured it!

How many guys here have actually whipped out a ruler/measuring tape and measured the old boy?

What's the average?"

We don’t see the problem with measuring it. It’s using that metric to say hey look at me that there can be issues with. Does size matter? For us it does.

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By *omething4theweekend2023Couple
over a year ago

newcastle

"I remember asking my first bf how long it was, he didn't know and wouldn't let me measure it. So I made him let me draw around it on an A4 piece of paper.... it didn't quite fit, so decided it was big enough!

But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it

That was an awkward convo! "

So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it

That was an awkward convo!

So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick?"

God no! It was like 9ins but we had the whole ballsack and everything drawn on there!

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it

That was an awkward convo!

So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick?

God no! It was like 9ins but we had the whole ballsack and everything drawn on there! "

Genuinely just lol’d. I kinda want to draw mine on paper now…. I feel a challenge coming on

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

Never measured it , but from message that we have had from single guys

It seems like the standard place to start measuring from is there arse hole ?

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By *r-8-BBCMan
over a year ago

LONDON

"I’m always asked how many inches my dick is. Truth is- I’ve never measured it!

How many guys here have actually whipped out a ruler/measuring tape and measured the old boy?

What's the average?"

I have its on my page

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By *rishVikingMan
over a year ago

Shankill

"Never measured it , but from message that we have had from single guys

It seems like the standard place to start measuring from is there arse hole ? "

Ahah inside their arsehole for maximum length

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By *imandher3525Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Wait, you can use a ruler or tape? I thought sky remotes and monster cans were the only accepted units of measurement… learn something new every day

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never measured it , but from message that we have had from single guys

It seems like the standard place to start measuring from is there arse hole ?

Ahah inside their arsehole for maximum length "

Exactly!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reached the end of the page once. So proud that I've kept that pocket diary ever since.

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it

That was an awkward convo! "

Did your mother say "Oh, you know David* as well, darling"?

* Random name for purpose of this joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it

That was an awkward convo!

So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick?

God no! It was like 9ins but we had the whole ballsack and everything drawn on there!

Genuinely just lol’d. I kinda want to draw mine on paper now…. I feel a challenge coming on "

Oh please, please do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it

That was an awkward convo!

So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick?

God no! It was like 9ins but we had the whole ballsack and everything drawn on there!

Genuinely just lol’d. I kinda want to draw mine on paper now…. I feel a challenge coming on

Oh please, please do!

New thread idea right there

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it

That was an awkward convo!

So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick?

God no! It was like 9ins but we had the whole ballsack and everything drawn on there!

Genuinely just lol’d. I kinda want to draw mine on paper now…. I feel a challenge coming on

Oh please, please do!

I will, I have some post it notes knocking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait, you can use a ruler or tape? I thought sky remotes and monster cans were the only accepted units of measurement… learn something new every day

Her x"

Yeah I have always found that weird, Sky control just randomly smelling off dick, or drinking your monster after you have rubbed your cock over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it

That was an awkward convo!

So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick?

God no! It was like 9ins but we had the whole ballsack and everything drawn on there!

Genuinely just lol’d. I kinda want to draw mine on paper now…. I feel a challenge coming on

Oh please, please do!

New thread idea right there

Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er, yes, I have

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By *ornyJ3000Man
over a year ago

Near you

Yes!

often carry a tape measure around in my ‘club bag’ as a conversation starter.

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By *rikki1967ukMan
over a year ago

peterborough

No never. Been told nice a few times and girth a couple but it changes all the time depending on who is coaxing it up

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By *k98765Couple
over a year ago

birmingham

I measured mine when I was 15 after reading Adrian mole lol x

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

No, I'm under no illusions on how big I am.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I did after watching a program sexual myths many many years ago think in my teens after watching it it had me curious but happy with the results

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By *ornylee69Man
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

I did once, wish I never bothered

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By *ce cream poke man 2Man
over a year ago

Newark

Nope. Never seen point in it

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By *ce cream poke man 2Man
over a year ago

Newark

"I measured mine when I was 15 after reading Adrian mole lol x"

Haha. Classic. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There wasn’t a ruler long enough! Obvs!

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By *uv2wankuMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

"I love the remote/Lynx can pics"

I’m waiting to see a pic of one compared to a fire extinguisher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest I've never messuerd it before myself. BUT I also never had yo ask he woman who I funked before was it big enough there screams always answerd that question

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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

But, I totally forgot to bin the paper and my bloody mother found it

That was an awkward convo!

So your first boyfriend had a 12” dick?

God no! It was like 9ins but we had the whole ballsack and everything drawn on there! "

Such a funny story, I love how you actually had to start drawing around it and get to the end of the sheet of paper before you realised that it wasn’t going to fit rather than noticing it wasn’t going to fit as soon as you held the piece of paper next to it haha. I love how you were looking at the dick and could see the size of it but you didn’t realise that it was big enough until you tried to draw around it and noticed it didn’t fit on the piece of paper haha. I love how he he hadn’t measured it and wouldn’t let you measure it (which are 2 normal things to do) but he let you draw around it (which isn’t a normal thing to do) haha. I love that the purpose of the exercise was to establish the size of his dick but you went to the effort of drawing around his ball sack (which I can even picture how you possibly did it) even though the size of his ball sack doesn’t have anything to do with the size of his dick haha. So many funny elements to the story haha.

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By *rinsatiable 300Man
over a year ago

Portishead

Yep! 8inches

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By *jekimMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I never have an get asked all the time

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By *andermanMan
over a year ago

Ballymena

I've been asked many times how big my cock is...

Well guy's it's 9.5" thick uncut neatly trimmed

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By *onny boy cMan
over a year ago

chorlton

No I haven't

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By *enuine Gent 4 funMan
over a year ago

norwich

Never have !

But I did have my knob in the guiness book of World records, well until they asked me to take it out !!

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No! Tape measure wasn’t long enough

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By *orthwestladinbrumMan
over a year ago

erdington

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

Always get asked how big mine is all the time

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By *ickD80Man
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Always get asked how big mine is all the time "

How big is yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah can't say I have tbh usually don't get any complaints though

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes

"Always get asked how big mine is all the time

How big is yours?"

Massive

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By *ames250122Man
over a year ago

Worcester

"I’m always asked how many inches my dick is. Truth is- I’ve never measured it!

How many guys here have actually whipped out a ruler/measuring tape and measured the old boy?

What's the average?"

Lol don’t forget too, side or bottom can a difference. Then there’s men’s inches and then their woman’s/ actual inches ( so for example I guy might say that something is 6 inches when in reality it’s 3 -3.5 inches lol). I kid of course but not really ever paid much attention to averages tbh. Medically speak the vagina depth starts roughly around 3.7 inches and is also able to then stretch, so really anything bigger than that is fine in reality. I guess after that it really just comes down people’s preferences, so what ever size it actually is your all good and in the average or just over bracket I’d guess

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

"I check it weekly against my sky remote…. "

That a mini or full size remote?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah 8 almost on the dot

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

Never with a ruler no

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No never.

The mr

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