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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so I had a meet once where the guy literally stuck his tongue down my ear !! eeesh made me cringe! then persisted to stick it ... his tongue that is in my belly button!!!

Then again I had one guy for the first time suck my toes and I liked it !!

Anyone have any stories of odd little things that may have been done during sex?? good or bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a lady do the tongue in the ear thing and I hate it...

Another licked my ass... now that was amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dated a girl that used to like the tongue down the ear thing!

Also a girl recently I was interested in having a fuck buddy relationship with tried to bit my cheek. I doint mind a bit of biting just as much as the next guy, but my face? Wtf? Lol needless to say I didn't see her again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a lady do the tongue in the ear thing and I hate it...

Another licked my ass... now that was amazing"

don't we all love a good rimming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy once wanted to put cherry tomatoes up my bum,was the weirdest request to date.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy once wanted to put cherry tomatoes up my bum,was the weirdest request to date."

Well it could have been worse, he might have preferred beef tomatoes for instance.

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Did you let him? I would have thought theyd be similar to anal beads but surely theyd be too soft

In Turkey they have small bent cucumbers similar to Gspot vibes Ive frozen these and used em on women and I once put around six ice cubes in a pussy it felt pretty good on my cock but they soon melted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must be an obsession with men and putting things in Womens arses, like it's an experimental hole !!. yes once asked to have a hairspray can up it !!!

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By *kmale421Man
over a year ago

wirral


"must be an obsession with men and putting things in Womens arses, like it's an experimental hole !!. yes once asked to have a hairspray can up it !!! "

LMAO that would bring a whole new meaning to the Harmony Hairspray Ad for those old enough to remember them....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must be an obsession with men and putting things in Womens arses, like it's an experimental hole !!. yes once asked to have a hairspray can up it !!! "

Don't panic til they ask you to try 'the teapot' !!!!

Be afraid. Be very afraid!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had an odd request (sympathy openly accepted)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must be an obsession with men and putting things in Womens arses, like it's an experimental hole !!. yes once asked to have a hairspray can up it !!!

Don't panic til they ask you to try 'the teapot' !!!!

Be afraid. Be very afraid!!!! "

teapot !! surely that would be a one,way route with disastrous outcome!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A guy once wanted to put cherry tomatoes up my bum,was the weirdest request to date."

maybe he wanted a bum salad !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to go in for high five at the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy once wanted to put cherry tomatoes up my bum,was the weirdest request to date.

Well it could have been worse, he might have preferred beef tomatoes for instance."

Or tinned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my toes being sucked, not such a turn on nibbling etc my ears though my friend absolutely adores it way too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its not really during sex but there have been a number of articles on the sun website about people who have ended up in hospital with strange things stuck up there bum and the excuses they used.

Personal fav was of a guy who managed to get a cucumber stuck up there, when in hospital when asked how he did this he told them he slipped and fell, in the shower. Does anyone else store their cucumbers in the shower upright?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mangaged to cut my banjo string, claret everywhere. I told hotel reception I had a nose bleed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the first guys that we met when he came he made the sound of a monkey - hubby and i just looked at each other not quite sure if he was ok/what was going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"must be an obsession with men and putting things in Womens arses, like it's an experimental hole !!. yes once asked to have a hairspray can up it !!!

Don't panic til they ask you to try 'the teapot' !!!!

Be afraid. Be very afraid!!!!

teapot !! surely that would be a one,way route with disastrous outcome! "

Google it - just not with anything in your mouth at the time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its not really during sex but there have been a number of articles on the sun website about people who have ended up in hospital with strange things stuck up there bum and the excuses they used.

Personal fav was of a guy who managed to get a cucumber stuck up there, when in hospital when asked how he did this he told them he slipped and fell, in the shower. Does anyone else store their cucumbers in the shower upright?

"

a few years ago , my mate worked in local A&E. he had someone come in stuck to a dyson attachement!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"must be an obsession with men and putting things in Womens arses, like it's an experimental hole !!. yes once asked to have a hairspray can up it !!!

Don't panic til they ask you to try 'the teapot' !!!!

Be afraid. Be very afraid!!!!

teapot !! surely that would be a one,way route with disastrous outcome!

Google it - just not with anything in

mouth at the time!! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its not really during sex but there have been a number of articles on the sun website about people who have ended up in hospital with strange things stuck up there bum and the excuses they used.

Personal fav was of a guy who managed to get a cucumber stuck up there, when in hospital when asked how he did this he told them he slipped and fell, in the shower. Does anyone else store their cucumbers in the shower upright?

a few years ago , my mate worked in local A&E. he had someone come in stuck to a dyson attachement!!"

someone once said I suck like a dyson!!!...

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By *utzzCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

I read in FHM years ago about someone sticking a geranium stalk down their japs eye. The hairs on the stalk only go one way, so it opened up kinda like an umbrella....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to like to wrap my long hair around his cock and cum on it

My hands being bounde and being devoured however is my best meet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I read in FHM years ago about someone sticking a geranium stalk down their japs eye. The hairs on the stalk only go one way, so it opened up kinda like an umbrella.... "

Yep i know someone who did this thought it would be a romantic valentines day treat,the hairs on the stem came out and it got stuck and swelled like a balloon leaving one very sore and damaged penis.

And no i declined the cherry tomato offer and yes i was glad he never said tinned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy once wanted to put cherry tomatoes up my bum,was the weirdest request to date."

Ha! Did he count them all in and count them all back out again?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk

There are just some things you dont do!

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Especially if there werent any tin openers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i once brought a girl home and literraly just started rubbing her clit and she was making so much noise it just got a bit weird and akward i dont mind abit of moaning and groaning but she was well over the top :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i was a bit of a lad we went out christmas eve. my mate pulled this girl took her back to his mums and whike doing the deed sat up and started making turkey noises and flapping his arms and head mimiking a turkey lol shame to say she pushed him off and we all had a laugh the next day at his expense.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

all i'm going to say is roast potatoes....he knows lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i also used to work with two best freinds a bit older thwn me at the time i was 17 they were 24. they told me about when they went to malia pulled a fat bird (there words not mine) all shagged her then when she was asleep all took in turns to poo on her she didnt wake up till one deciced to poo on her face. not very nice story but true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of our regular meets giggles when she cums. It was a bit off putting at first, I thought she was laughing at me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i also used to work with two best freinds a bit older thwn me at the time i was 17 they were 24. they told me about when they went to malia pulled a fat bird (there words not mine) all shagged her then when she was asleep all took in turns to poo on her she didnt wake up till one deciced to poo on her face. not very nice story but true. "

omg!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"all i'm going to say is roast potatoes....he knows lol"

spill !!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"i also used to work with two best freinds a bit older thwn me at the time i was 17 they were 24. they told me about when they went to malia pulled a fat bird (there words not mine) all shagged her then when she was asleep all took in turns to poo on her she didnt wake up till one deciced to poo on her face. not very nice story but true. "

Horrible people

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By *wanzMan
over a year ago

Swansea

The teapot (according to Urban Dictionary)

A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.

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By *exycouple 123Couple
over a year ago

St Helens

[Removed by poster at 26/01/13 13:27:34]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yeah not very nice they were alright lads really just drink and that sort of things go on on lads holidays

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"The teapot (according to Urban Dictionary)

A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot. "

The most disturbing thing for me is who on earth has a teapot that whistles?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"yeah not very nice they were alright lads really just drink and that sort of things go on on lads holidays "

I suppose it does, but that poor girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The teapot (according to Urban Dictionary)

A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during

ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.

The most disturbing thing for me is who on earth has a teapot that whistles? "

well you could make a funny bubbling sound then just click lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"The teapot (according to Urban Dictionary)

A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during

ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.

The most disturbing thing for me is who on earth has a teapot that whistles?

well you could make a funny bubbling sound then just click lol "

But that's a kettle isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one woman wanted me to put the handle of a hair brush in her arse while I fucked her....thought that was pretty strange :S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol yeah my bad lol anyone heard of a donkey punch, cleeveland steamer or pink socking lol not nice things this is wat blokes in work chat about

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I cant stand being cow licked or licked near my ears. One guy i know scared the heeby jeebys out of me first time i saw him cum. I really thought he had taken some turn or had had a heartattack.I told him he should put it on his profile so people wouldnt be scared.

I giggle after ive cum

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By *edgehogfunCouple
over a year ago

bordon

love that clip, has me in stitches every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im just not keen on tongues full stop, i hate it when guys lick my face, ive had a few when kissing lick round my mouth and nose whats that all about? i dont know how anyone can think you like having your face licked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i also used to work with two best freinds a bit older thwn me at the time i was 17 they were 24. they told me about when they went to malia pulled a fat bird (there words not mine) all shagged her then when she was asleep all took in turns to poo on her she didnt wake up till one deciced to poo on her face. not very nice story but true. "

That is quite possibly the most shocking and disgusting thing I have heard. Poor, poor girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The teapot (according to Urban Dictionary)

A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot. "

I can't even picture how that would happen ??

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By *eminiman61Man
over a year ago

mansfield

Quite a few ppl get the giggles on first hearing her I thort wtf but its just when areas get too sensitive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did once almost drown during a threesome.

Had my head kinda hanging off the side of the bed underneath a lovely lady...and my man was doing the deed well she gushed when she came all ran right up my nose and it took them a few seconds to actually realise i couldnt breathe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I did once almost drown during a threesome.

Had my head kinda hanging off the side of the bed underneath a lovely lady...and my man was doing the deed well she gushed when she came all ran right up my nose and it took them a few seconds to actually realise i couldnt breathe "

oh gosh !!! unintentional breathe play !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

anymore for anymore !

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"must be an obsession with men and putting things in Womens arses, like it's an experimental hole !!. yes once asked to have a hairspray can up it !!!

LMAO that would bring a whole new meaning to the Harmony Hairspray Ad for those old enough to remember them...."
does the hair lacquer give added hold lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one woman tell me the day of the meet that it would turn her on if she could punch me in the stomach obviously as temtempting as that sounds I declined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy once wanted to put cherry tomatoes up my bum,was the weirdest request to date."

At least they weren't canned Plum tomatoes!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was fucking a hot young thing half my age and mid thrust and face to face, her legs akimbo she said to me 'what would you do if i called you daddy' !!!!

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

You were shagging a 17 year old ?

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