FabSwingers.com forum: Best lines to get laid

By *edonist99 OP Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

I'm in bed with my Mrs sex is a distant memory what's the best line for a woman to hear and make her feel horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Communication ask her what her wild fantasy are in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a Chinese takeaway?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Ask if she would like to have sex with other men.

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By *t0600Man
over a year ago

elvedon

Ask if she likes dragons

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By *antheman97Man
over a year ago

Southport

Hey, I'm a chef. Unfortunately I can't cook you dinner, but I'll make you an amazing breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey, I'm a chef. Unfortunately I can't cook you dinner, but I'll make you an amazing breakfast"

Full English, fried bread?!

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By *histle do nicelyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow South

Will you marry me?

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By *antheman97Man
over a year ago

Southport

"Fancy a Chinese takeaway?"

Gotta say, this will win me over any time

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By *eastZMan
over a year ago

London

"Hey, I'm a chef. Unfortunately I can't cook you dinner, but I'll make you an amazing breakfast

Full English, fried bread?!

It worked. Fuck haha

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By *antheman97Man
over a year ago

Southport

"Full English, fried bread?!

The full monty, in both ways

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

"Fancy a Chinese takeaway?"

We want you

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I have cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I make you breakfast in bed before eating your pussy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer when he doesn’t say anything..

his actions let me know and it’s so sexy

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By *antheman97Man
over a year ago

Southport

I went to the kitchen to get a snack, but you weren't there

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By *edonist99 OP Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

"Fancy a Chinese takeaway?"
I do but how will that help lol

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By *eFCUKaLotCouple
over a year ago

somewhere close

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

They call me arsenal I start on top and come second

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Are you a poultry farmer?

U know how to raise cocks

Hahaha

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

" I'd like to work with you to fix what's wrong"

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By *mashingPumpkinMan
over a year ago

Carmarthen

Fancy a fuck?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Stay there, I'll go clean the house and come back to bed and eat your pussy.

Mrs

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Give her your phone opened on Fab and say “I want to make you happy, have fun! Coffee?”

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