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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

What do i have to do to find some pussy on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shout at the top of your voice

'Here kitty kitty kitty'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shout at the top of your voice

'Here kitty kitty kitty'

...and don't forget the saucer of milk..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do i have to do to find some pussy on here?"

You'll find the number of the local cats home in the contact us section

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By *istress ValeporcaCouple
over a year ago

South Yorkshire

You need to match what the person with said pussy is looking for.

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

Hmm, I just shake the box of cat biscuits and mine comes running.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bang her bowl against the back door and she would come running back for her food.

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"What do i have to do to find some pussy on here?"

Saying "What do i have to do to find some pussy on here?" won't get you anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

respect comes to mind!

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

Change your attitude !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need to match what the person with said pussy is looking for. "

....eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buy a tin of whiskas 8 out of 10 pussies prefere it

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Pmsl... Coffee just shot out of my nose.

Such a charmer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epic fail.

Don't worry, you don't need to do anything. One post had ensured you'll get none. Anything you do now is wasted energy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what do u have to do to get some pussy out there

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By *ady4ladyWoman
over a year ago

liverpool

opens a bag of munchies, settles back and waits for the fireworks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat will not eat Whiskas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

start athread about how shit it is for single guys to get a meet.... works every time, they will be banging your door down offering sympathy shags

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat will not eat Whiskas.

tuts fussy bugger

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Lmao

my pussy is out of your age range.. thanks be!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do i have to do to find some pussy on here?"
change that pic laSses are probs shit scared of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lmao

my pussy is out of your age range.. thanks be!!"
oy missus im not that bad,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put out a bowel of milk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just start a thread like this, and sit back and watch your inbox fill up.

God I wish I had thought of this first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat will not eat Whiskas.

tuts fussy bugger

Don't know where she got her fussiness from.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"put out a bowel of milk lol"

I really hope that was a typo lol

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"put out a bowel of milk lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do, don't pussyfoot around, and come straight to the point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting in on this post! This one will run and run.

Question is Op how far you willing to go to get that pussaaaay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat will not eat Whiskas.

tuts fussy bugger

Don't know where she got her fussiness from.

...girls,this isn't helping the OP in his seacrh....lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"put out a bowel of milk lol"

...it's s black country bowl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put a bag over your head and smear your body in tuna

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

he might have to go to the moon for some now

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

I think a bit of attitude adjustment wouldn't go amiss. Women rarely appreciates being objectified by being referred to by one part of their body.

Good luck with finding one who does though

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Getting in on this post! This one will run and run.

Question is Op how far you willing to go to get that pussaaaay? "

Not far clearly

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

handsome smoocher in disguise I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and will all those 'over 40s' that keep bombarding to OP with messages please stop...it obviously is ticking him right off!

...even if you have got a 'pussy'.

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Ours is in his bed fasto... snoring his head off probably :P

Wolf

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By *anSusieCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

think you better shout for cock from now on,don't think you impressed any "pussys" here!it suits your sexuality,too......@ least you warned all potential meets that the guy you share home with WONT come into your room

(susie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is sleeping soundly on her cushion on the sofa. Bliss!

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"...and will all those 'over 40s' that keep bombarding to OP with messages please stop...it obviously is ticking him right off!

...even if you have got a 'pussy'."

Shucks - ok - I'll stop it now

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

dude, you need to put on your profile that you will play loud music when in your room licking pussy..

that way your house mate wont hear the screams of joy maybe..?

less embarrasing for the pussy..

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By *hmeohmyMan
over a year ago

"Lmao

my pussy is out of your age range.. thanks be!!"

Amen to that lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I have two pussies and one of them is black

they are currently comfortably ensconsed on separate blankets on the spare bed, I will go in there before bed time and stroke them both

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol was typo bowl

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Try one of the clubs near you or a social, that way it is a chance to meet, chat and maybe take things further

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...and will all those 'over 40s' that keep bombarding to OP with messages please stop...it obviously is ticking him right off!

...even if you have got a 'pussy'.

Shucks - ok - I'll stop it now

Is that why he's ignored all my pleas to meet him? Damn and blast!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think a bit of attitude adjustment wouldn't go amiss. Women rarely appreciates being objectified by being referred to by one part of their body.

Good luck with finding one who does though

Correct, and a pussy isn't a body part, technical term vagina.

But with attitude like OP has, another to add to the avoid like plague and block lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do i have to do to find some pussy on here?"

Oh dear oh dear oh dear, Your chances were slim now they will be down to none

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

I wonder what the possibilities are if you prefer his housemate?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Please take this in the genuine spirit it is given, you come across as sexually naive and maybe hoping for sex as a given. That will more than likely not be the case, I would take your time & search in your local area ladies that are looking for what you offer, craft a nice message introducing yourself & selling yourself.

It is not an easy task for single guys as there are so many but get a reputation as a decent guy, who takes any rejections well and you will find some want to chat and get to know you more.

Good luck

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Introducing & selling yourself *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried selling myself.

Problem is everyone wanted a refund

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I tried selling myself.

Problem is everyone wanted a refund"

Bless but as they say... Onwards & upwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do i have to do to find some pussy on here?"

1. Delete your profile.

2. Start again, with cock pics in private.

3. Treat women on here with the same respect that you would hope that OTHER men would give to your sister or mother or daughter

It's not rocket science ... nice guys get laid, and there are thousands of them. And the women are choosing them, not you.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"OP

It is not an easy task for single guys as there are so many but get a reputation as a decent guy, who takes any rejections well and you will find some want to chat and get to know you more.

Good luck"

Think he gave up and went off line. embarrassed probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do i have to do to find some pussy on here?"

close your eyes, count 100 sheep walking through a gate, sweet dreams !

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

shame he never came back..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's probably too busy pounding the enormous queue of vag he no doubt has waiting around outside his house.

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"Getting in on this post! This one will run and run.

Question is Op how far you willing to go to get that pussaaaay? "
i'll go as far as you!

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"shame he never came back.."
i'm back now! And thanks for the advice but i think i'll stick to things the way they are. Cos thats who i am and to be anything differant would be a lie. If woman don't wanna sleep with me i'll just have to use my hand. But i'm not changing the way i am just to get a shag. Thanks for the advice tho hun, its nice to find a sensible post on my thread!

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do i have to do to find some pussy on here?"

I hear the RSPC have some very nice pussy

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By *igcovcock OP Man
over a year ago

Coventry

"He's probably too busy pounding the enormous queue of vag he no doubt has waiting around outside his house."
just not on here too much cos, basicly i have a life! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's probably too busy pounding the enormous queue of vag he no doubt has waiting around outside his house. just not on here too much cos, basicly i have a life! Lol."

nice to see you understand what this site is about, not lol, seems you think woman will drop there knickers for anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cracking idea you could try. Start a challenge and look for a lass to try n take your cock down her throat without her gagging on it.....oh, wait.

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"opens a bag of munchies, settles back and waits for the fireworks. "
budge up,,,, god loves a tryer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex interesting subject

its what you make it

and i make it good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a cracking idea you could try. Start a challenge and look for a lass to try n take your cock down her throat without her gagging on it.....oh, wait. "

made me chortle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He's probably too busy pounding the enormous queue of vag he no doubt has waiting around outside his house. just not on here too much cos, basicly i have a life! Lol."

Just not a sex life?

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"i'll stick to things the way they are. Cos thats who i am and to be anything differant would be a lie. If woman don't wanna sleep with me i'll just have to use my hand. But i'm not changing the way i am just to get a shag. Thanks for the advice tho hun, its nice to find a sensible post on my thread! "
oh dear!! still your rite not too change the way u are. clearly a romeo, i like your moves, i'm sure the pussies are now all creaming at the thought of your velvet tongue, but sadly im afraid enjoy your hand

its gonna be just you two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'll stick to things the way they are. Cos thats who i am and to be anything differant would be a lie. If woman don't wanna sleep with me i'll just have to use my hand. But i'm not changing the way i am just to get a shag. Thanks for the advice tho hun, its nice to find a sensible post on my thread! oh dear!! still your rite not too change the way u are. clearly a romeo, i like your moves, i'm sure the pussies are now all creaming at the thought of your velvet tongue, but sadly im afraid enjoy your hand

its gonna be just you two

maybe not with two hugely successful threads on the go the op will be beating them off with a stick

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"i'll stick to things the way they are. Cos thats who i am and to be anything differant would be a lie. If woman don't wanna sleep with me i'll just have to use my hand. But i'm not changing the way i am just to get a shag. Thanks for the advice tho hun, its nice to find a sensible post on my thread! oh dear!! still your rite not too change the way u are. clearly a romeo, i like your moves, i'm sure the pussies are now all creaming at the thought of your velvet tongue, but sadly im afraid enjoy your hand

its gonna be just you two

maybe not with two hugely successful threads on the go the op will be beating them off with a stick"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'll stick to things the way they are. Cos thats who i am and to be anything differant would be a lie. If woman don't wanna sleep with me i'll just have to use my hand. But i'm not changing the way i am just to get a shag. Thanks for the advice tho hun, its nice to find a sensible post on my thread! oh dear!! still your rite not too change the way u are. clearly a romeo, i like your moves, i'm sure the pussies are now all creaming at the thought of your velvet tongue, but sadly im afraid enjoy your hand

its gonna be just you two

maybe not with two hugely successful threads on the go the op will be beating them off with a stick

sorry no sarcasm emoticon

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"i'll stick to things the way they are. Cos thats who i am and to be anything differant would be a lie. If woman don't wanna sleep with me i'll just have to use my hand. But i'm not changing the way i am just to get a shag. Thanks for the advice tho hun, its nice to find a sensible post on my thread! oh dear!! still your rite not too change the way u are. clearly a romeo, i like your moves, i'm sure the pussies are now all creaming at the thought of your velvet tongue, but sadly im afraid enjoy your hand

its gonna be just you two

maybe not with two hugely successful threads on the go the op will be beating them off with a stick

sorry no sarcasm emoticon"
what your serious of course you are heres another 4 you

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