FabSwingers.com forum: Profiles that made you put down the sandwich

By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

.. got that feeling in your stomach, an overwhelming sexual desire and as a dude, an uncontrollable hardon that needed guiding down the trouser leg to be able to continue to sit at my home office desk.

It’s been a while since I have seen such a sexy, filthy, perfect profile… ages, body shape, subject matter of the pictures, clothing, participants… everything.

And the the overwhelming desire to be part of THAT..

Anybody else discovered their almost perfect profile?

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By *JtheTomMan
over a year ago

London

Many times on here. They never reply back though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah

Several times

Alas, I rarely fit their ideals though

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Still looking...

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

Yes, many times. Admiring from afar though as far out of my league anyway.

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Many times on here. They never reply back though

…and there’s the rub..

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By *nonymous95-2Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

I've seen a few but they are always so far away from me so a bit of light stalking is the best option for me.

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Yeah

Several times

Alas, I rarely fit their ideals though

Seize the moment Bussy, message with your catchiest message title and handsomest face picture - you never know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are just going to hang out here for the sandwiches.

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"We are just going to hang out here for the sandwiches. "

It’s white bread, buttered, corned beef, brown sauce, cut in triangles because I’m classy -

luckily nobody here to judge me demolishing this jar of pickled onions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never, maybe one day though

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Yes, many times. Admiring from afar though as far out of my league anyway. "

Stop this you Debbie downer, you’ve got a great profile!

We must strive greatly, take a leap and send a ‘Hi’ message

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Never, maybe one day though

We must endeavour by tweaking our filters, extending our travel range and spending even more hours on this bloody website…

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By *ourisfunCouple
over a year ago

Central

2 or 3... Although if we find a profile like that, we end up being way too shy to contact them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never, maybe one day though

We must endeavour by tweaking our filters, extending our travel range and spending even more hours on this bloody website…"

Haha, you possibly could be right there, though I don't have the time for travel

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By *olvespairCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

We find profile's and reality different enormously. We love a good profile perv but always prefer to meet people in person at clubs

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"2 or 3... Although if we find a profile like that, we end up being way too shy to contact them!

Dammit people! We must overcome this shyness. Hitch up your holdups and take a shot, what’s the worst that could happen?

*Actually there are lots of things

Don’t listen to me.

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"We find profile's and reality different enormously. We love a good profile perv but always prefer to meet people in person at clubs

xx"

Sigh… you’re right, it’s an overweight, wanking troll bedroom dweller with a fake profile

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Anybody else discovered their almost perfect profile?

Yep. Over a decade ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still looking

*before you hit PM ,no -its not you don't bother, thanks*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nearly dropped my chips. Then I realised I was checking out my own profile

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Anybody else discovered their almost perfect profile?

Yep. Over a decade ago.

You messaged and then met your Fox, right?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

No profile is worth putting a sandwich down for.

The my

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"Nearly dropped my chips. Then I realised I was checking out my own profile

Self love very important, you gotta believe in yourself

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"No profile is worth putting a sandwich down for.

The my "

Priorities I guess…

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

Depends on what’s in the sandwich!

(But yes, there are some incredible profiles on here)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No profile is worth putting a sandwich down for.

The my "

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"No profile is worth putting a sandwich down for.

The my

Certainly not a goddam toastie..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No profile is worth putting a sandwich down for.

The my

I put my sandwich down my neck so does that count?

There's a few that I really admire the effort and thought that's gone in to them and definitely if there's also a twang of dry humour. All of those are for admiration only due to location and preferences though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've come across a few that are definitely well up there, but it depends what sandwich I've got at the time.

Cheese? I'll put it down for the milkman.

Brie, bacon and cranberry? Scarlett Johansson could be giving me a lap dance and I wouldn't notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t put my sandwich down ! … im Always hungry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brie, bacon and cranberry? Scarlett Johansson could be giving me a lap dance and I wouldn't notice"

Calling BS on that!!! No one could ignore that woman with her legs wrapped around their neck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its happened so many times, sometimes I get lucky and the interest is mutual :3

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Anybody else discovered their almost perfect profile?

Yep. Over a decade ago.

You messaged and then met your Fox, right?

Yep.

As soon as we started the couples profile it went downhill quality wise, due to the pictures of me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few times... One of them is in this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a few already today

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"I've come across a few that are definitely well up there, but it depends what sandwich I've got at the time.

Cheese? I'll put it down for the milkman.

Brie, bacon and cranberry? Scarlett Johansson could be giving me a lap dance and I wouldn't notice"

LoL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brie, bacon and cranberry? Scarlett Johansson could be giving me a lap dance and I wouldn't notice

Calling BS on that!!! No one could ignore that woman with her legs wrapped around their neck!!

Damn.. busted! Just don't tell her that I said that

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Anybody else discovered their almost perfect profile?

Yep. Over a decade ago.

You messaged and then met your Fox, right?

Yep.

As soon as we started the couples profile it went downhill quality wise, due to the pictures of me.

Oh behave!

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By *he Silver Fux OP Man
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

"A few times... One of them is in this thread."

This just got a little more interesting… (scrolling back through the thread…)

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Plenty of times. But distance and self doubt prevent me from doing any more than adding to the hotlist and moving on x

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By *olourmeplayfulWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I’ve seen a few (and have them on my hotlist) but never message them for fear I’m not up to their stds. I like to stay in blissful perving anonymity haha

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

I've stumbled on the perfect profile a couple of times

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"Put food down!" would take more that pics and words on here to get me to do that!!!!!!

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

Yes, shes up there ^^

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

There are many stunning women and couples on here. And ,of course , men, but they aren’t my thing.

I have a long Hotlist of totally out of my league people ,it’s nice to see real people, not airbrushed porn.

Thank you all.

Mark.

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By *erriman69Couple
over a year ago

highworth

"I've stumbled on the perfect profile a couple of times"

Your pics are totally gorgeous. Thank you for sharing.

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Sadly FabulousandBearded was too far away, not interested and then left...but his profile was ace!

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