FabSwingers.com forum: thinking about trying dogging.

By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

does any 1 have experience in this fun sport?? im not sure how it works.

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By *atureFem4FunWoman
over a year ago

Petts Wood

It starts with you and a Jack Russell....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget the leash and collar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a muzzle.

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

no im off about the one with cars.

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Fit a dog guard so it don't chew your seats

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By *ubbles 1970Woman
over a year ago

southend

its great hun,exciting lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will also need a small back bag full of dog poo.

This will provide a sufficient alibi in case you get your collar felt by the Law if you're inadvertently caught in the woods.

The bag of poo can also be swung fast enough to make a whistling sound which is how doggers attract one another when its dark.

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By *appyTrancerMan
over a year ago

Bristol

I'd leave it a while if you do fancy venturing out - tis a bit "shrinky" out there!

Just sayin...

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

but hoe does the whole thing work?? how do u get them in ur van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but hoe does the whole thing work?? how do u get them in ur van."

A carrot on a stick

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By *artnersi in crimeCouple
over a year ago

Camberley/Huntingdon

You make it sound so seedy

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

lol im allergic to carrots.

but seriously aint there some sort of codes??

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County

"does any 1 have experience in this fun sport?? im not sure how it works."

You must be off your rocker if you're thinking about going dogging in this weather

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

"lol im allergic to carrots.

but seriously aint there some sort of codes?? "
carrots have bar codes in asda

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

grrrrrr -.-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It starts with you and a Jack Russell...."

Now that's what I call stooping low. An Alsatian would be easier on the back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but hoe does the whole thing work?? how do u get them in ur van."

Roll of duck tape, some rope and a sedative

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but hoe does the whole thing work?? how do u get them in ur van."

You sound like the childcatcher from Chittychittybangbang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but hoe does the whole thing work?? how do u get them in ur van.

Roll of duck tape, some rope and a sedative

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ill speak to our vet for best sedative........

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By *ll-Knight-longMan
over a year ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Use morse code with your headlights but make sure you're not flashing at the old bill

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

Ha ha. Such funny replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a chat up line eh folks......? 'Get in the van' quickly followed by 'brace yourself'

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"but hoe does the whole thing work?? how do u get them in ur van."

chloroform???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but hoe does the whole thing work?? how do u get them in ur van.

chloroform???

That was the word I was thinking if but couldn't remember it

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"but hoe does the whole thing work?? how do u get them in ur van.

chloroform???

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is that the stuff they use in swimming pools??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

as its valentines next month you could go with a poem

roses are red

violets are blue

i've got a knife now get in the fucking van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dogging.co.uk. you may find more answers to your question on that site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"but hoe does the whole thing work?? how do u get them in ur van.

chloroform???

is that the stuff they use in swimming pools??"

Walk up to the window open the door Seagull them and carry them to the van while their eyes are stinging.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a chat up line eh folks......? 'Get in the van' quickly followed by 'brace yourself'

You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! Xxx

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

if i.seagulled them they may end up blind. my cums like acid.

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"but hoe does the whole thing work?? how do u get them in ur van.

chloroform???

is that the stuff they use in swimming pools??"

no that's chlorine doh

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"if i.seagulled them they may end up blind. my cums like acid."

you might want to see a doc about that

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"if i.seagulled them they may end up blind. my cums like acid.

you might want to see a doc about that

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burnt a whole in the carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does any 1 have experience in this fun sport?? im not sure how it works."

Yeah it's shite - usually comprises of a few parked cars each of which contain a dirty sleazy man who want to perve and join in with the couple who have just come into the car park thinking that dogging is a wholly pleasant activity. Occasionally you'll also be joined by the odd boy racer or two driving past in their 1.1 Corsa with the big bore exhaust - that's fun - not !

Tried it a few times with Mrs Red and with the exception of 1 time, that was our experience - maybe a case of wrong place, wrong time, but we've wasted many an hour looking and ended up with fuck all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does any 1 have experience in this fun sport?? im not sure how it works."

Tried it a few times with Mrs Red and with the exception of 1 time, that was our experience - maybe a case of wrong place, wrong time, but we've wasted many an hour looking and ended up with fuck all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does any 1 have experience in this fun sport?? im not sure how it works."

If dogging is a sport ? Do you think it can be in the next olympics ! Shouldnt have to worry about the weather in Rio.. lol

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

il be pulling up in a convertible then.

when u put it like that it doesnt sound much fun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not as scary and messed up as everyone is making it sound.

brilliant posts though!

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By *hell and jWoman
over a year ago

Worksop

i used to go dogging years ago alone untill i met hubby we now go toghther we love it but prefer men to come say hi and chat first we do not bite well not much x x love the frill of being watched and if i like then we let join in but if we say no leave us alone x x

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"i used to go dogging years ago alone untill i met hubby we now go toghther we love it but prefer men to come say hi and chat first we do not bite well not much x x love the frill of being watched and if i like then we let join in but if we say no leave us alone x x"
love it. do you get alot of single guys there??

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By *ubbles 1970Woman
over a year ago

southend

its the thrill of being watched lol...n we allow sum of em 2join in sometimes...its great fun hun xx

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

aint u restricted in a car?? as you dont get much room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cars can be restrictive....that's why you bring a truck

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

keep an eye out for a man in a white van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"keep an eye out for a man in a white van."
Why? Will that be Paul then....?

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By *ohnny Star OP Man
over a year ago

swansea valleys

"keep an eye out for a man in a white van.Why? Will that be Paul then....?

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lol no but il bring him if itl.make you happy

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