FabSwingers.com forum: funny words for cock and pussy...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love hearin new funny words for the genitals such as clunge and pork sword, what are ur faves??

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By *mo-amas-amatMan
over a year ago

brighton

I am partial to the phrase 'Uphill gardening' to refer to anal intercourse...... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains.

Eating sushi off the barbershop floor (for oral with a hairy lady).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh im lovin the last one! Im stealin that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh im lovin the last one! Im stealin that

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By *acdoodleMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Growler and yawning donkey are my personal faves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wang, pork baton, tallywhacker

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

Internal Womb Broom .... it beats, as it sweeps, as it cleans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink bazooka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are pet name 4 pussy is flu flu lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bearded clam - female

Walloper - men

Walloper

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By *now-bbw-bunnyCouple
over a year ago

southend-on-sea

I call mine my Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is called Brian and my balls are George and Mildred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wizards sleeve

Jack & Danny

La La

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tuppence or a fairy

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By *eekenderzCouple
over a year ago

London

Clacker and wanger...

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By *ubbles 1970Woman
over a year ago

southend

i call it faf or flu lol

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By *ubbles 1970Woman
over a year ago

southend

or me noonie pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oral with lady "drinking white wine from the furry cup"

Beard on a man "a clunge sponge" lol

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By *woofuslondonCouple
over a year ago

london

Wife calls mine Mr dodo, after some random film we watchedcabout,a guy who drew comic strips about a dodo whose nose looked like a,penis!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always refer to mine as lady bits. I'm not one for crude names for genitals.

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By *illyboy2Man
over a year ago

MILLOM

for you engineers how about countersinking turds as a turn of phrase for cock inarse lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yoghurt-slinger and fuck-bucket! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I personally like .. lady garden or fu fu for female genitals and always a cock for men .. lol plain and simple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst I heard was axe wound for a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Purple headed custard chucker

Blue veined mayonaisse pump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines me foof or minky.

Our mum always called it our molly...and when my boys were little about 6 they came home in stitches one day telling me how their friends sister had a rude name...she was called Molly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wizards sleeve

Jack & Danny

La La

Po"

Poetry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was little my mum called them Willy bomb and Minne.

My kids use the proper names....but it still shocks me when one of my daughters says Vagina....havent a clue why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Class boys and girls !!! Moustache mussel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mimsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camel toe... Always makes me chuckle..

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By *awkeye and HotlipsCouple
over a year ago

Takeley

Amongst many, beef bayonet, spunk trench, basement barnet and hairy goblet, however the last one may refer to the 70's lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clunge is pure inbetweeners and very juvenile but we like it. On that subject, Jay describing a particularly large poo as king kong's finger had us rolling here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mutton dagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains... Saddle bags...

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By *a and kaCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire(ish)

Vertical bacon sandwich

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By * Busty HotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Bradford

purple headed avenger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny, we've just been having a conversation about this when marc referred to lady bits as a "chuff" and I went on to let him know what other pet names he was never to use again. These including minge, beaver, gash and twat. Mabey I'm just too much of a prude!!

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By *itKatChunky80Woman
over a year ago

wirral

woo for girls bits

winky for boys bits

clopper, bung hole, minge, fadge

pink steele, purple viened piccolo, one eyed trouser snake or willy

never call it a cock cos always reminds me of chicken, and I heard about a man who F***ed a chicken till it died....dunno if its an urban myth though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one i heard the other day was a vejojo for a pussy

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"I heard about a man who F***ed a chicken till it died....dunno if its an urban myth though."

Ken feckytriedprickin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vertical smile...

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