FabSwingers.com forum: Best pick up lines

By *ungry 4 you OP Man
over a year ago

Near you

Give your best pick up line and wink at the ones you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your place or mine? No? Ok meet me in alley in 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to have misplaced my chair.. can I sit on your face?

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By *ewcouple42Couple
over a year ago

llandudno

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven xx

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By *hareWithMeUKMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

"I seem to have misplaced my chair.. can I sit on your face?"

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry do you work for goggle as you got everything im seaching for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a peach cobbler? Because you're hot, sweet, and I can't resist the urge to scoop you up.

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By *NKED_n_KINKYCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Nice legs, what time they open?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said you had a beautiful body would you let me put my dick inside it?

I genuinely heard a bloke say that once and it started a happy conversation

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By *hilledGuyClactonMan
over a year ago

Little clacton

I like your hair,can I pull it from behind

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By *NKED_n_KINKYCouple
over a year ago

Watford

got your crash helmet ready, because you're going through the headboard tonight

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

The names Bond

James..?

No Uni I'm here to fill your crack

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By *ancpair2Couple
over a year ago

Manchester

Once heard you remind me of my little toe, gonna bang you on my coffee table later

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By *eFCUKaLotCouple
over a year ago

somewhere close

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilised?

Sorry I’ll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice eyes and hair !

Best message I ever sent, absolutely true to this day

@ Vetonna x

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Did you grow up on a farm? Because you surely know how to raise a cock.

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By *liandaCouple
over a year ago

london

Bit weird, but a woman at a club once said to us 'i let out a bit of pee when i giggle. want to see?'

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By *onesthubMan
over a year ago

Ilkley

Are you a parking ticket because I got you on the street and can't afford to pay for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice eyes and hair !

Best message I ever sent, absolutely true to this day

@ Vetonna x

I happen to agree, my love

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By *yronutMan
over a year ago

St Austell

Overheard a copper say this to an inebriated girl outside a club once (she was very pretty)

‘Ere darling I know your dad don’t I?? Yeah I nicked him…… girl immediately sober……

Yeah, he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" you can call me Arsenal , I start on top and finish second "

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

How much and do you have change.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"The names Bond

James..?

No Uni I'm here to fill your crack"

That really made me laugh.

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

"The names Bond

James..?

No Uni I'm here to fill your crack

That really made me laugh."

If it did good but sense may not.

Best I used on spur of moment out one night 3 colleagues single aussie woman ended up in our group joining in..other 2 were giving it best shots at her but noticed I was getting glances as I was the quite one...after a while thought had enough of this stepped forward and said apologies I don't think introductions have been made ...these two are earth WIND and I'm fire (with a wink)...she took me home..

Another time walked into a busy irish hotel large lounge bar..as I made my way towards bar a blonde was heading my way towards toilets ..about 10 yards apart we both locked eyes on each other and as we passed I just came out with Where's your man..she replied havnt got one Where's your woman hasn't got one I replied you heading to the toilets I'll seevyou when you come out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s ketamine and your knickers got in common

I wanna sniff them both

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