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Upside down pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is this true? Clocked a couple with a upside down pineapple in tescos yesterday

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By *lotjockeyMan
over a year ago

Wellington

seems to be, but not sure whether people are approachable

it would be great if that was the case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this true? Clocked a couple with a upside down pineapple in tescos yesterday"

Upside down pineapple is the call, response is tin of sardines in left shirt pocket.

After that it's into the baby changing room for blowys and bang bang.

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By *ilva69Man
over a year ago

stockport

Pity Sainsbury’s is shut today, otherwise I will be pushing an upside down pineapple around all day

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Is this true? Clocked a couple with a upside down pineapple in tescos yesterday

Upside down pineapple is the call, response is tin of sardines in left shirt pocket.

After that it's into the baby changing room for blowys and bang bang."

I never leave home without my sardines. Who can possibly resist a supermarket blowy and bang bang festival?

Ed

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Is this true? Clocked a couple with a upside down pineapple in tescos yesterday"

What do you think OP?

Is it a desperate swinger strolling around local supermarket gagging for some action or

Just some doing shopping and just thrown pineapple in the trolley without a second thought?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a horizontal courgette?

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"What about a horizontal courgette?"

Well as long as they sell smiley faces and a thumb's up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this true? Clocked a couple with a upside down pineapple in tescos yesterday

Upside down pineapple is the call, response is tin of sardines in left shirt pocket.

After that it's into the baby changing room for blowys and bang bang."

Genuinely laughed out loud! Imagine the chaos in Tesco if this was a thing haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What about a horizontal courgette?

Well as long as they sell smiley faces and a thumb's up "

Ooooh, you could be onto something there.

And a diagonal kumquat??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These little secrets signs don't stay secret for long, and so they would never work.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

A hat. That’s what you have to look for. But you must keep it on at all times and never drop it as we all know swingers can’t meet at the drop of a hat

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"What about a horizontal courgette?"

Or a large aubergine?

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By *irty-pairCouple
over a year ago

Essex

We almost always put a pineapple upside down in our trolley, but no one has ever even noticed, let alone mentioned it

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By *eastXMan
over a year ago

London

Jokes aside, it is true. Many people dont realise it, but a pineapple is very subtle and safe symbol. We should all embrace it and normalize it. Key holders, phone covers, cufflinks, etc.

For me, on many occasions it helped identify great play partners in strange places.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jokes aside, it is true. Many people dont realise it, but a pineapple is very subtle and safe symbol. We should all embrace it and normalize it. Key holders, phone covers, cufflinks, etc.

For me, on many occasions it helped identify great play partners in strange places. "

I wondered why the Asda delivery driver was looking at my strangely last week when I took my pineapple out of the shopping delivery....

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By *eastXMan
over a year ago

London

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

I have a Vixen anklet but unless people are looking closely at it they're not going to see it. Thinking about getting an upside down pineapple necklace

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon


"A hat. That’s what you have to look for. But you must keep it on at all times and never drop it as we all know swingers can’t meet at the drop of a hat"

Genuine LOLs on that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Upside-down pineapple.

Would that be an apple pine?

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By *andS_GlasgowCouple
over a year ago

Giffnock

Apologies for late entry

We posted in the lounge forum re our recent trip to PDI - on 2 occassions we saw couples with Pineapples on their Keyrings - it was a great icebreaker as we found no need to skirt round the obvious

The simple "love the keyring" worked a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently this is a 5hing. I learnt this just the other day

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By *andS_GlasgowCouple
over a year ago

Giffnock

It worked for us - and we are pretty shy and apprehensive - but the keyring broke the ice for sure !


"Apparently this is a thing. I learnt this just the other day"

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