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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Open to anyone this one - what's the best opening message that you've had from someone on here?

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Travelling

“Hi, let’s get straight to the point… my Mrs likes your profile and your pictures so how about you come over, this is the address walk straight in up the stairs first bedroom in-front if you she will be bent over the bed waiting for you to slide your length inside her, do your business and then buckle up and leave”

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

"“Hi, let’s get straight to the point… my Mrs likes your profile and your pictures so how about you come over, this is the address walk straight in up the stairs first bedroom in-front if you she will be bent over the bed waiting for you to slide your length inside her, do your business and then buckle up and leave” "

And did you?

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Travelling

No because their profile was only set up that day.. also had no pictures and wouldn’t send any… too many people give fake addresses. Only meet genuine people

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By *ig rig hullMan
over a year ago

Hull

Well the most amusing message I received was and I quote

'£50 to let me sick your dick'

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Mate the amount of messages I’ve had like that I could be living in a villa now lol

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By *ig rig hullMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Mate the amount of messages I’ve had like that I could be living in a villa now lol"

Yep and they keep coming!

'I'll put a blanket over my head and you'll never know'

Move on dude haha

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