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By *assiieneilx OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle under lyme

If you were creating a fake profile, what would be your back story?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be swearing vengeance against criminals after witnessing the murder of my parents Thomas and Martha as a child, a vendetta tempered with the ideal of justice. I've trains myself physically and intellectually, crafted a bat-inspired persona, and monitor the streets at night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were creating a fake profile, what would be your back story?"

"Will fill in later"

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"Id be swearing vengeance against criminals after witnessing the murder of my parents Thomas and Martha as a child, a vendetta tempered with the ideal of justice. I've trains myself physically and intellectually, crafted a bat-inspired persona, and monitor the streets at night.

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Can't quite place it but that sounds awfully familiar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working as a janitor of an evening in a world famous university, I noticed mathematical equations left on a blackboard as an open question to all.

Not sure why, but numbers came easy to me and the equations seemed simple language to me. Thinking I was alone, I solved the equation only to find I was being watched. One of the teachers tracked me down and has sent me to a psychiatrist who has been trying to unwind my dark upbringing via the chequered foster care system.

My close knit group of friends encourage me to embrace this new horizon and use it as a way to escape the ghetto I live in.

I’m reluctant to embrace this opportunity as I’ve been mistreated so badly in the past and have put up walls to protect myself from further abuse. I’m looking for single females and couples within a 20 mile radius to help me with my social issues. No single males and must be between 18 and 99.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

It's fucking killing me. Bloody sciatica

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A research assistant at Sydney University, looking to analyse blurry pictures of ungroomed erect cocks held up beside cans of Monster.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle


"A research assistant at Sydney University, looking to analyse blurry pictures of ungroomed erect cocks held up beside cans of Monster."

You beat me to it

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Designer for sky remotes making sure all the males feel good about themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A research assistant at Sydney University, looking to analyse blurry pictures of ungroomed erect cocks held up beside cans of Monster."

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Popularity Research assistance marketing in lynk Africa so they can design a lawyer bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Designer for sky remotes making sure all the males feel good about themselves."

Personally I prefer the lynx can

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport


"Working as a janitor of an evening in a world famous university, I noticed mathematical equations left on a blackboard as an open question to all.

Not sure why, but numbers came easy to me and the equations seemed simple language to me. Thinking I was alone, I solved the equation only to find I was being watched. One of the teachers tracked me down and has sent me to a psychiatrist who has been trying to unwind my dark upbringing via the chequered foster care system.

My close knit group of friends encourage me to embrace this new horizon and use it as a way to escape the ghetto I live in.

I’m reluctant to embrace this opportunity as I’ve been mistreated so badly in the past and have put up walls to protect myself from further abuse. I’m looking for single females and couples within a 20 mile radius to help me with my social issues. No single males and must be between 18 and 99."

Are you Hong Kong Fooey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you were creating a fake profile, what would be your back story?"

Is this you asking for pointers?

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London


"It's fucking killing me. Bloody sciatica "

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Ryde

I'd get a job as a janitor at a local police station, secretly monitoring incoming emergency calls via Rosemary, the telephone operator.

After getting stuck in a filing cabinet (and being released by Spot, the station cat) I'd grab my Hong Kong Book of Kung-Fu and take down crime before Sarge and the other officers arrive - quicker than the human eye.

Fan-riffic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd get a job as a janitor at a local police station, secretly monitoring incoming emergency calls via Rosemary, the telephone operator.

After getting stuck in a filing cabinet (and being released by Spot, the station cat) I'd grab my Hong Kong Book of Kung-Fu and take down crime before Sarge and the other officers arrive - quicker than the human eye.

Fan-riffic."

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