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By *andyh78 OP   Man
over a year ago

manchester

I have seen a few posts about untidy houses in pics putting people off meeting. Has any one seen anything bizarre in a pic?

I just saw a crossbow next to someone’s bed. I will give them a wide berth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now there's an idea for a forum picture challenge.

Out of place things in a picture.

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By *eanorWoman
over a year ago

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It’s not weird but men taking photos of themselves totally naked , except for a pair of socks on , what is that about lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not weird but men taking photos of themselves totally naked , except for a pair of socks on , what is that about lol xx"

Yeah that's just weird (quickly checks pics before posting)

Yeah just weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell that’s scary !!! Deffo a wide birth

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

men with guns why do they think it so macho avoid like plague ...same with those who are keen to wear a uniform to try and impress ..nope i look for the man not what he wears for work ...

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Toilets, especially men sat on them with their pants round their ankles cocks out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s not weird but men taking photos of themselves totally naked , except for a pair of socks on , what is that about lol xx"

Haha!!! Yea!!!

Socks on during sex… HUGE turn off!!!

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By *andyh78 OP   Man
over a year ago

manchester


"men with guns why do they think it so macho avoid like plague ...same with those who are keen to wear a uniform to try and impress ..nope i look for the man not what he wears for work ...

"

Guns? Thank god I look at women’s and couple’s profiles (mostly). Fortunately I haven’t gone across guns, just the crossbow.

There was also one with a wardrobe completely full, bottom to top, with shoe boxes. I had check if it was Imelda Marcos.

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By *eanorWoman
over a year ago

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Omg really lol

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By *tyoursecretserviceMan
over a year ago

J11 M5 Cheltenham

People with cucumbers and bottles...wtf. can't have a dog in the back ground but and advert for diet is ok?

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By *cunnylassCouple
over a year ago

Exeter


"People with cucumbers and bottles...wtf. can't have a dog in the back ground but and advert for diet is ok?"

I've seen several pics with a dog or cat in the background.They always look a bit embarrassed to me!

Mike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yours are all fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once saw one where the guy was on cam and THE ENTIRE room was covered in used plates, bowls, glasses and mugs. All I could think of was that he must just keep buying new ones instead of washing them

Another was not something I had seen, but something I heard while in chat.

The guy got called from another room, so while mouthing FFS under his breath, he switched off his cam. For some reason the picture disappeared, but not the sound. For the next few minutes I was privvy to him and his partner having a massive row about something that has been eaten that shouldn't have been.

It was hilarious

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By *nigma321Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I have seen a few posts about untidy houses in pics putting people off meeting. Has any one seen anything bizarre in a pic?

I just saw a crossbow next to someone’s bed. I will give them a wide berth."

I’m with you mate. I hate it when peoples houses are a mess.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

We like to hide a small toy clown in the background of all our pictures like a where’s Wally type thing.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

The kids pics, people really need the background when on cam...

Also I'm always interested in what's on tv when people have pictures showing a tv on. You get some surprises as to what people were watching.

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By *ig rig hullMan
over a year ago

Hull

The height of cringe is dudes that take duck pics next to the sky remote

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By *amnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

tf1

The pics of guys who have trousers round their ankles and a dick pic.

I mean surely you could have taken them off completely.

Or with a toilet in the background. Yuck

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By *ig rig hullMan
over a year ago

Hull


"The pics of guys who have trousers round their ankles and a dick pic.

I mean surely you could have taken them off completely.

Or with a toilet in the background. Yuck

"

Classic haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The pics of guys who have trousers round their ankles and a dick pic.

I mean surely you could have taken them off completely.

Or with a toilet in the background. Yuck

"

I think they don't have time take them off, they need to catch photo proof of their erection before they lose it.

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By *eeds fun guyMan
over a year ago

yorkshire

[Removed by poster at 02/04/23 09:41:30]

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By *amnaughtybutniceWoman
over a year ago

tf1


"The pics of guys who have trousers round their ankles and a dick pic.

I mean surely you could have taken them off completely.

Or with a toilet in the background. Yuck

I think they don't have time take them off, they need to catch photo proof of their erection before they lose it. "

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"I have seen a few posts about untidy houses in pics putting people off meeting. Has any one seen anything bizarre in a pic?

I just saw a crossbow next to someone’s bed. I will give them a wide berth."

I have a 3.5ft space marine chainsword prop that occasionally has been in background on cam lol

It weirds people out with wtf is that thing

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By *enerifehotwifecplCouple
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Sky remote and Deoderant are common, agreed?

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.


"The pics of guys who have trousers round their ankles and a dick pic.

I mean surely you could have taken them off completely.

Or with a toilet in the background. Yuck

Me too, for some reason (probably going back to stuff I'd seen in my childhood oh when I worked with children), when I see their trousers around the ankles it reminds me of kids who have had toilet accidents

"

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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I have seen a few posts about untidy houses in pics putting people off meeting. Has any one seen anything bizarre in a pic?

I just saw a crossbow next to someone’s bed. I will give them a wide berth.

I have a 3.5ft space marine chainsword prop that occasionally has been in background on cam lol

It weirds people out with wtf is that thing "

If I saw a legion chainsword in the back of a photo, that's a green flag for me haha! Actually... it depends on the legion colours...

C x

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By *edi123Couple
over a year ago

aberystwyth

Women dressing up as school girls

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"I have seen a few posts about untidy houses in pics putting people off meeting. Has any one seen anything bizarre in a pic?

I just saw a crossbow next to someone’s bed. I will give them a wide berth.

I have a 3.5ft space marine chainsword prop that occasionally has been in background on cam lol

It weirds people out with wtf is that thing

If I saw a legion chainsword in the back of a photo, that's a green flag for me haha! Actually... it depends on the legion colours...

C x"

Iron warriors baby. Iron within . I am going to build a custodes guardian spear once my workshop cabin is completed then probably look at making an ork big choppa

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By *eastXMan
over a year ago

London


"I have seen a few posts about untidy houses in pics putting people off meeting. Has any one seen anything bizarre in a pic?

I just saw a crossbow next to someone’s bed. I will give them a wide berth.

I have a 3.5ft space marine chainsword prop that occasionally has been in background on cam lol

It weirds people out with wtf is that thing

If I saw a legion chainsword in the back of a photo, that's a green flag for me haha! Actually... it depends on the legion colours...

C x

Iron warriors baby. Iron within . I am going to build a custodes guardian spear once my workshop cabin is completed then probably look at making an ork big choppa "

Gorgeous.

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Quietly closing the door.

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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I have seen a few posts about untidy houses in pics putting people off meeting. Has any one seen anything bizarre in a pic?

I just saw a crossbow next to someone’s bed. I will give them a wide berth.

I have a 3.5ft space marine chainsword prop that occasionally has been in background on cam lol

It weirds people out with wtf is that thing

If I saw a legion chainsword in the back of a photo, that's a green flag for me haha! Actually... it depends on the legion colours...

C x

Iron warriors baby. Iron within . I am going to build a custodes guardian spear once my workshop cabin is completed then probably look at making an ork big choppa "

Phew... I was waiting to swing the ban hammer if I saw any mention of Word Bearers old Peter Turbo is acceptable haha.

A guardian spear would look incredible! I guess an ork choppa would just involve nipping down the local scrap yard and grabbing a few bits to "believe" together haha.

C x

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester


"I have seen a few posts about untidy houses in pics putting people off meeting. Has any one seen anything bizarre in a pic?

I just saw a crossbow next to someone’s bed. I will give them a wide berth.

I have a 3.5ft space marine chainsword prop that occasionally has been in background on cam lol

It weirds people out with wtf is that thing

If I saw a legion chainsword in the back of a photo, that's a green flag for me haha! Actually... it depends on the legion colours...

C x

Iron warriors baby. Iron within . I am going to build a custodes guardian spear once my workshop cabin is completed then probably look at making an ork big choppa

Phew... I was waiting to swing the ban hammer if I saw any mention of Word Bearers old Peter Turbo is acceptable haha.

A guardian spear would look incredible! I guess an ork choppa would just involve nipping down the local scrap yard and grabbing a few bits to "believe" together haha.

C x"

I am tempted to make an articulated one with moving chain but I’ll probably just do it foam / 3d printing

Tbh I love all the legions I have 9 armies in game on table top just of marines

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I always like spotting the wife's belongings on single males photos.

Mrs

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By *eaSlutsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I have seen a few posts about untidy houses in pics putting people off meeting. Has any one seen anything bizarre in a pic?

I just saw a crossbow next to someone’s bed. I will give them a wide berth.

I have a 3.5ft space marine chainsword prop that occasionally has been in background on cam lol

It weirds people out with wtf is that thing

If I saw a legion chainsword in the back of a photo, that's a green flag for me haha! Actually... it depends on the legion colours...

C x

Iron warriors baby. Iron within . I am going to build a custodes guardian spear once my workshop cabin is completed then probably look at making an ork big choppa

Phew... I was waiting to swing the ban hammer if I saw any mention of Word Bearers old Peter Turbo is acceptable haha.

A guardian spear would look incredible! I guess an ork choppa would just involve nipping down the local scrap yard and grabbing a few bits to "believe" together haha.

C x

I am tempted to make an articulated one with moving chain but I’ll probably just do it foam / 3d printing

Tbh I love all the legions I have 9 armies in game on table top just of marines "

That would be incredible to see! I'm sure I remember seeing a video of a guy in America who made a proper engine powered chain sword before.

Oaft! That's class! I've got a load of firstborn from 2nd/3rd Ed that were painted reeeeeeeal badly by younger me. Tempted to strip and repaint as DAs. First though... there's a very grey Waaaagh that needs finished

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Get da boyz on table for krumpin

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By *tyoursecretserviceMan
over a year ago

J11 M5 Cheltenham

That made me look I love where's Wally lol ..great pics xxx

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By *iking67Man
over a year ago

BP Auckland


"The kids pics, people really need the background when on cam...

Also I'm always interested in what's on tv when people have pictures showing a tv on. You get some surprises as to what people were watching. "

I always check what's on the telly screens. Lots have porn on but I have seen Peppa Pig a couple of times lol

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"The kids pics, people really need the background when on cam...

Also I'm always interested in what's on tv when people have pictures showing a tv on. You get some surprises as to what people were watching. I always check what's on the telly screens. Lots have porn on but I have seen Peppa Pig a couple of times lol"

Exactly. Nust like with the underwear around the ankles, couldn't they turn it off or worse, do they need it on for the erection?

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire

I regularly look at the background over the main picture.

The laundry with the women's underwear ( but they tell you they're single and not into dressing up)

The wedding photos

The kids photos

The disgusting bathroom/shower

Beer cans

Slippers and socks

Grunge underwear

Untidy /not hoovered

Yeah some are really not nice

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By *k_guyMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

I find it really strange when people have videos and you can hear something like homes under the hammer in the background..or a children’s tv programme.

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By *liandaCouple
over a year ago

london


"We like to hide a small toy clown in the background of all our pictures like a where’s Wally type thing."

well, it was fun to see if i could find him, but either you are very good hiders or ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a picture but I seen a video of someone getting a blowjob off someone with a cold sore. Each to their own and all that but I wouldn’t get one

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By *andyh78 OP   Man
over a year ago

manchester

Just saw a status where a woman was mocking men’s pic (standing next to flash cars, dick pics). In the background of her latest pic (half naked, on hands and knees, butt towards the camera and spread legs) her pet dog is watching tv.

Who is the bigger weirdo luv?

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Just saw a status where a woman was mocking men’s pic (standing next to flash cars, dick pics). In the background of her latest pic (half naked, on hands and knees, butt towards the camera and spread legs) her pet dog is watching tv.

Who is the bigger weirdo luv?"

Ah yes! Pets in the background!

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By *andyh78 OP   Man
over a year ago

manchester


"Just saw a status where a woman was mocking men’s pic (standing next to flash cars, dick pics). In the background of her latest pic (half naked, on hands and knees, butt towards the camera and spread legs) her pet dog is watching tv.

Who is the bigger weirdo luv?

Ah yes! Pets in the background! "

It’s bad enough when they are posing and have a cat or dog nearby, but even worse when they are masturbating or having sex. I wonder what is going through the pets mind?

I am not shy and don’t mind be watched by a person, but not by a pet.

I was with a woman once years ago and her dog wandered into the room, so I shooed it out and shut the door. She asked me why I had done it?

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