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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have to have a cup of kamikaze strength coffee, brewed properly first thing in the morning or I get a tad tetchy. I love the taste and aroma of fresh coffee. Not instant or grabbed from Costa. My fave was a brand called Taylors Lava Java (strength 6) but my local supermarkets appear to have stopped selling it, leaving me with no option but to kill everyone on the planet.

So, questions. Is anyone else like me in that they have to have this little vice in the morning or people die? Does anyone know of a decent brand and strength that I can get mail order perhaps? I live in a rural area and the supermarkets are limited in what they sell compared to more cosmopolitain areas.

Any advice appreciated, and my potential victims would thank you too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apologies, this should have been posted in the lounge. You see what happens? Instant coffee, for fucks sake!

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

You are not alone. When I walk into work for a breakfast shift, they always have extra coffee brewed for me! Although my coffee tastes vary, I don't tend to stick to a brand, like my men, I get bored quickly!

However, the one you mention above can be bought online from Ebay and Amazon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im so with you on lava java!!

I had a few friends who used to bring me this as a gift and one guy who used to search for unusual coffees for me and I always left a meet with something yummy.

Im such a coffee addict I crunch coffee beans as sweets, sometimes.

The trouble is coffee makes a guys sperm taste bitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh I'm not alone in my addiction! many thanks. Didn't know ebay/amazon sold foodstuffs!

And it's just one cup a day, but it starts the day off well. And as for the sperm thing, I eat lots of fruit to balance it out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im half way with you

I need 2 cups of coffee to start a day or Im playing silly beggers all day and am not organised.

Im not one for strong coffee though, I used to have a quater of a teaspoon of nescafe in a mug

Over the years though, I now need more coffee in the pot, so in 20 years I may well be chewing coffee beans

I love latte but then that needs a little more coffee to counter the milk factor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im half way with you

I need 2 cups of coffee to start a day or Im playing silly beggers all day and am not organised.

Im not one for strong coffee though, I used to have a quater of a teaspoon of nescafe in a mug

Over the years though, I now need more coffee in the pot, so in 20 years I may well be chewing coffee beans

I love latte but then that needs a little more coffee to counter the milk factor "

I'll probably beat you to that point. Just chuck a few beans in my mouth and a teaspoon of sugar and I'll be set!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope just a nice cup of tea for me,, and ten more throughout the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to have at least 2 cups of tea before contemplating moving.

Jodie have you tried a nespresso machine?

You can order pods of all different flavours and strengths.

I only have one coffee a day, been my routine for years, normally around 11.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong black coffee for me. And its got to be 3 or 4 cups before I'm fully awake and functioning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have to have at least 2 cups of tea before contemplating moving.

Jodie have you tried a nespresso machine?

You can order pods of all different flavours and strengths.

I only have one coffee a day, been my routine for years, normally around 11."

Strangely enough I don't like espresso . I tried it while I was in Italy with work, thinking it'd be the best , but it just did nothing for me taste/texture wise. And was over too soon.

Interesting sex analogy there.....

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

There is a cafe in Brighton called Choccywoccydoodah. If you are ever in the town centre, you have to try it.

As the name suggests it specialises in chocolate.

However, it also does an amazing drink, can't remember what it's called, but it's like an ace-cream float with coffee. Basically a strong dark coffee, with a scoop of vanilla ice-cream on the top, with chocolate sauce poured over that. It is truly amazing!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a cafe in Brighton called Choccywoccydoodah. If you are ever in the town centre, you have to try it.

As the name suggests it specialises in chocolate.

However, it also does an amazing drink, can't remember what it's called, but it's like an ace-cream float with coffee. Basically a strong dark coffee, with a scoop of vanilla ice-cream on the top, with chocolate sauce poured over that. It is truly amazing!!! "

Possibly a good idea that I don't go there. They may get upset when I handcuff myself to their coffee machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to have at least 2 cups of tea before contemplating moving.

Jodie have you tried a nespresso machine?

You can order pods of all different flavours and strengths.

I only have one coffee a day, been my routine for years, normally around 11.

Strangely enough I don't like espresso . I tried it while I was in Italy with work, thinking it'd be the best , but it just did nothing for me taste/texture wise. And was over too soon.

Interesting sex analogy there....."

Make a bigger cup then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And what's the point of those tiny cups where you can't get your fingers in the handle to hold it properly!

Grrrrrr......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im half way with you

I need 2 cups of coffee to start a day or Im playing silly beggers all day and am not organised.

Im not one for strong coffee though, I used to have a quater of a teaspoon of nescafe in a mug

Over the years though, I now need more coffee in the pot, so in 20 years I may well be chewing coffee beans

I love latte but then that needs a little more coffee to counter the milk factor

I'll probably beat you to that point. Just chuck a few beans in my mouth and a teaspoon of sugar and I'll be set! "

I'll share the coffee beans but its canderell for me; sugar sits on my hips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And what's the point of those tiny cups where you can't get your fingers in the handle to hold it properly!

Grrrrrr......"

Lube!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was late leaving for work this morning and didn't have time for my morning fix (strong, hot, black, straight from the stove-top espresso pot, no sugar). So I brought my own supply and my Smartcafe cafetiere mug into the office with me, rather than drink the instant crap provided by my employer. It's the only way to start the day!

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

god no milk in the fridge can not even have a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't be arsed to read all the replies, sorry. On the way to get my first brew of the day.

Can you buy it on t'internet and get it delivered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a cafe in Brighton called Choccywoccydoodah. If you are ever in the town centre, you have to try it.

As the name suggests it specialises in chocolate.

However, it also does an amazing drink, can't remember what it's called, but it's like an ace-cream float with coffee. Basically a strong dark coffee, with a scoop of vanilla ice-cream on the top, with chocolate sauce poured over that. It is truly amazing!!!

Possibly a good idea that I don't go there. They may get upset when I handcuff myself to their coffee machine.

"

Oh no, Jodie! You chain yourself to Chockywockies coffee machine in the middle of Brighton and you'll do VERY well luv, believe me!!! LMAO!!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I drink hot strong tea for breakfast, the cheapest nastiest most bitter coffee all day, them water, milk, tea, beer, wine etc in te evenings.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I'm a coffee slut.....dont really care what kind it is aslong as its strong and I can have a gallon of it to start my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a coffee slut.....dont really care what kind it is aslong as its strong and I can have a gallon of it to start my day "
nope sorry nice strong tea for me in mornings, coffee rarely d*unk in this house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a cafe in Brighton called Choccywoccydoodah. If you are ever in the town centre, you have to try it.

As the name suggests it specialises in chocolate.

However, it also does an amazing drink, can't remember what it's called, but it's like an ace-cream float with coffee. Basically a strong dark coffee, with a scoop of vanilla ice-cream on the top, with chocolate sauce poured over that. It is truly amazing!!!

Possibly a good idea that I don't go there. They may get upset when I handcuff myself to their coffee machine.

Oh no, Jodie! You chain yourself to Chockywockies coffee machine in the middle of Brighton and you'll do VERY well luv, believe me!!! LMAO!!!!

"

I'll go down and take the pics lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a coffee snob, we don't have instant stuff in the house and wouldn't drink it if I was given it, yuck, rather drink water..

I grind the beans every time I make a cup, in the morning I have a big mug (holds a pint) of coffee and that's me set up for the day.

So I sympathise with yah Jodie, my fav beans were discontinued recently and I'm still trying to find a new favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve never tried it,,, but thought it might appeal to strong coffee lovers…..

Its called "Deathwish coffee" and claims to be the strongest coffee in the world....

They've a website by the same name...

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Me and I are complete coffee addicts we get though tonnes of the stuff

When I was ill recently the worst part of it was caffeine withdrawal it was bloody awful

D

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I dont drink hot drinks and cant stand the smell of coffee, so think I'm the odd one out here.

As for a vice 1st thing in the morning? dont really have one, as long as I've got my bottle of water, I'm fine

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Would never want to be addicted to a drug x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a coffee snob, we don't have instant stuff in the house and wouldn't drink it if I was given it, yuck, rather drink water..

I grind the beans every time I make a cup, in the morning I have a big mug (holds a pint) of coffee and that's me set up for the day.

So I sympathise with yah Jodie, my fav beans were discontinued recently and I'm still trying to find a new favourite. "

And they never give you any warning do they? So you can stock up and freeze a load. Bastards!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a cafe in Brighton called Choccywoccydoodah. If you are ever in the town centre, you have to try it.

As the name suggests it specialises in chocolate.

However, it also does an amazing drink, can't remember what it's called, but it's like an ace-cream float with coffee. Basically a strong dark coffee, with a scoop of vanilla ice-cream on the top, with chocolate sauce poured over that. It is truly amazing!!!

Possibly a good idea that I don't go there. They may get upset when I handcuff myself to their coffee machine.

Oh no, Jodie! You chain yourself to Chockywockies coffee machine in the middle of Brighton and you'll do VERY well luv, believe me!!! LMAO!!!!

I'll go down and take the pics lol "

So what you're saying is; I could chain myself to a coffee machine, in a chocolate emporium AND get a damn good servicing too, with pics?

(gets onto Google route planner)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

saw the show

choccywoccydoodah

they make the most amazing cakes..

I'm sure everything they make is just fab.. I'd love to go there..

ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There is a cafe in Brighton called Choccywoccydoodah. If you are ever in the town centre, you have to try it.

As the name suggests it specialises in chocolate.

However, it also does an amazing drink, can't remember what it's called, but it's like an ace-cream float with coffee. Basically a strong dark coffee, with a scoop of vanilla ice-cream on the top, with chocolate sauce poured over that. It is truly amazing!!!

Possibly a good idea that I don't go there. They may get upset when I handcuff myself to their coffee machine.

Oh no, Jodie! You chain yourself to Chockywockies coffee machine in the middle of Brighton and you'll do VERY well luv, believe me!!! LMAO!!!!

I'll go down and take the pics lol

So what you're saying is; I could chain myself to a coffee machine, in a chocolate emporium AND get a damn good servicing too, with pics?

(gets onto Google route planner) "

Not clued up on Brighton.???? Jodie, you dooo surprise me.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Contrary to popular belief, my name is not scrawled on toilet walls in every major TV haunt in the country!!

Yet.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Earl Grey tea is the way to start the day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Earl Grey tea is the way to start the day "

Oh please, I'd rather drink a vegetarians piss. It'd be stronger and taste nicer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any coffee does the job but a quick espresso is the best kick start. If I go without any caffiene when I wake up I can get real arsey.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

They sell Lava Java in my Tesco. Saw it today, and thought of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They sell Lava Java in my Tesco. Saw it today, and thought of you. "

Same here, saw it in my local Waitrose today

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By *aris23Woman
over a year ago

France

Assam tea - good and strong, best way to start the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not read all posts but Taylors of harrogate website sells your coffee. Hope this helps Xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm sorry but I'm no longer allowed to comment on threads except to say that you're all lovely.

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