FabSwingers.com forum: Cock Inspection

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am just about calming down now after something which came up earlier..

How would you feel if a couple told you that, before any play, the male would be carrying out a 'Cock Inspection' for 'foreign bodies'?

I know how I felt... Over to you lot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as in asylum seekers?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Erm, are you saying that the male of the other couple would be "hands on" checking your guys tackle for these "foreign bodies"?

Two words if someone tried that with me, and the second one is off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id say - same goes for them - cheeky feckers

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Would you get to inspect theirs as well?

Bloody cheek of some people x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WOW umm some people are crazy makes you wonder what's happened to them before to take those kind of measures...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say we will be inspecting you too and we can see a giant cock louse from 'ere.

Game over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something's you just don't need that much I would walk. Sounds a bit of a kink to be honest maybe they would be getting off on it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Erm, are you saying that the male of the other couple would be "hands on" checking your guys tackle for these "foreign bodies"?"

I am 99% sure that was what they meant.... but I am 100% it was not a joke..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you get to inspect theirs as well?

Bloody cheek of some people x"

There was no such offer.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like some bi medical play fetish that they both get off on at the expense of humiliating you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seems very odd that make member would be inspecting the males members.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like some bi medical play fetish that they both get off on at the expense of humiliating you.

:/"

Actually the impression I got was that he was somewhat arrogant and only wanted - in his opinion - 'clean' cocks to go anywhere near his missus.

Didn't get as far as giving him a lesson in the invisibility of some STD's.....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Id almost pee my knickers laughing if someone suggested that to us

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I am just about calming down now after something which came up earlier..

How would you feel if a couple told you that, before any play, the male would be carrying out a 'Cock Inspection' for 'foreign bodies'?

I know how I felt... Over to you lot...

I would ash him to rearrange this popular phrase;

off fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would love to c u piss your pants xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like it's a crafty ploy for the guy to get his hands on your meat n two veg!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like it's a crafty ploy for the guy to get his hands on your meat n two veg!!!"

Yep - 'Closet Bi' did go through my mind, but he wasn't getting his hands on my sausage and plums....

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Would love to c u piss your pants xxx"

Dirty boy! go to your room!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have they actually had any meets???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the cheesy bits are nice when licked off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have they actually had any meets???"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you should agree to meet them, borrow one of Cracklings eyeliners, and write BOO on your helmet so he gets a little surprise when he pulls your foreskin back during the inspection!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my response would be the same as others here, cheeky ignorant gits.

I am in total agreement with safe sex and cleanliness but it makes you wonder why some people do in fact swing if they are displaying such paranoia

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think you should agree to meet them, borrow one of Cracklings eyeliners, and write BOO on your helmet so he gets a little surprise when he pulls your foreskin back during the inspection!"

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Should have agreed if you could scrub his Mrs fanny with dettol and a Brillo pad. Cheeky fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they dont trust you. Why did they agree to meet you in the first place. Chop his bloody jacobs off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they dont trust you. Why did they agree to meet you in the first place. Chop his bloody jacobs off lol

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By *erfsCouple
over a year ago

manchester

He probably spent to long googling blue waffle etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If they dont trust you. Why did they agree to meet you in the first place. Chop his bloody jacobs off lol

Meet them????? Jeeeez No! This was at the initial PM stage!!!!! Bit of a pity though, cos Missus was pushing all the right buttons in her pics...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Once shagged a Spanish babe, but she's not there now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once shagged a Spanish babe, but she's not there now

Do they do Cock Inspections then, the Spanish..???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am just about calming down now after something which came up earlier..

How would you feel if a couple told you that, before any play, the male would be carrying out a 'Cock Inspection' for 'foreign bodies'?

I know how I felt... Over to you lot...

That is the best thing I've heard all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I am just about calming down now after something which came up earlier..

How would you feel if a couple told you that, before any play, the male would be carrying out a 'Cock Inspection' for 'foreign bodies'?

I know how I felt... Over to you lot...

That is the best thing I've heard all day

Wasn't the best thing I heard!!

Regards

Angry of Mayfair!

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