FabSwingers.com forum: talking dirty in bed is like Marmite

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You either love it or hate it. In my experience it's not possible to talk 'slightly dirty' so once you start you are fully committed.

Ladies do you enjoy dirty talk or recoil from the thought and tell the dirty bugger off for being rude and ruining the sophisticated ambience?

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By *andA123Couple
over a year ago

cannock

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love dirty talk, its a big turn on. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It makes me cum sometimes when a lady to ells me her filthy fantasies

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By *lirtyAndFunCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I love the idea of it but im truly awful at it.

I just go blank & panic, from "fuck me harder" & "Im gonna cum all over your cock" to "growling noises" & "spank me with a shovel".

Cant do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when he growls take it like a good girl I come undone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s one of the reason for my recent break up

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I love the idea of it but im truly awful at it.

I just go blank & panic, from "fuck me harder" & "Im gonna cum all over your cock" to "growling noises" & "spank me with a shovel".

Cant do it

That made me laugh out loud

I love husband talking dirty, he's great at it...I am shite at it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" "spank me with a shovel".

Cant do it

Wonderful, what a picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a yes from us

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

We absolutely love it. Massive turn on.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Love dirty talk, it's more or less an essential part of sex for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it

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By *renchy19Man
over a year ago

Heathrow

"I love the idea of it but im truly awful at it.

I just go blank & panic, from "fuck me harder" & "Im gonna cum all over your cock" to "growling noises" & "spank me with a shovel".

Cant do it

That made me laugh out loud

I love husband talking dirty, he's great at it...I am shite at it...

I have visions of Simon from the Inbetweeners

“I’m going to fuck your fanny off you twat!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about Marmite in bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate it

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I do not particularly enjoy it but then English is not my first language so it always feels awkward.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"That’s one of the reason for my recent break up"

Disagreement regarding Marmite?

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By *rder66Man
over a year ago

Tatooine

Love it and love women who can talk dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely love it. I have a potty sex mouth.

Strangely enough in everyday life I never swear!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't do much for me to be honest.

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By *illynillyCouple
over a year ago

Wiltshire

"I love the idea of it but im truly awful at it.

I just go blank & panic, from "fuck me harder" & "Im gonna cum all over your cock" to "growling noises" & "spank me with a shovel".

Cant do it

That made me laugh out loud

I love husband talking dirty, he's great at it...I am shite at it...

I have visions of Simon from the Inbetweeners

“I’m going to fuck your fanny off you twat!”"

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

It’s fantastic. It adds another dimension to sex

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Wow people talk in bed I thought it was the only time when each other was reading their own style of book and getting stuck into each other leaving the words until morning

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

It works a treat when i whisper in Mr FF's ear..i can be very inventive and down right dirty..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it but I’m hopeless at it, my attempts are usually like this…

Girl: “Talk dirty to me!”

Me: “Ok I’m going to get my dick and put it in you and fuck you with my dick, in your pussy!”

Girl: “Please be quiet!”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All these stories indicate that it's an art form requiring many years of training. (And not Marmite)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends on the dynamics of whom I'm playing with,but love it when my playmate talks dirty turns me on but rubbish at it myself, Im too much it the moment of him talking dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it more than my husband.

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By *ewisbi76Man
over a year ago

west edinburgh

"You either love it or hate it. In my experience it's not possible to talk 'slightly dirty' so once you start you are fully committed.

Was once asked to talk dirty but "not rude or offensive", its hard enough to talk dirty as you say, so i failed miserably at some "PG" rated dirty talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing worse than a quiet fuck. Love a man to be verbal.

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Oh dear, something else I'm rubbish at (awkward and embarrassing when I've tried). So along with being a crap flirt useless at chatting up I can now add dirty talk - should I just give up

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By *oxy jWoman
over a year ago

somerset

witrh the right guy in a super horny meet thats rocking the bed then yes love it but with a normal meet no it comes across creepy n cheesy .... it got to be at the right time or not at all ... and some people just cant talk dirty naturally so it not for all..

i remember a few years ago one guy made me laught he got pissy and left ..of course i laugh even more then

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By *ess007Woman
over a year ago

Blackpool

I love dirty talk.

It’s a big thing that gets me going.

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By *ab50Man
over a year ago

bexhill

I love it, Mrs is absolutely useless at it...

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By *edstockings2Couple
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

I (female) really enjoy dirty talk when fucking it takes me over the edge. X

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By *ubmissive Cuckold CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I love verbal humiliation and sph from my wife in the bedroom.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

Just find it comical but it is amusing for a few minutes

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By *reen as JadeCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

I love it. This is how Luke found out that I wanted more in our sex life. We were talking dirty and I said that I wanted to meet another person. To my surprise Luke loved the idea. We still do it now and makes me horny

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

"I love it. This is how Luke found out that I wanted more in our sex life. We were talking dirty and I said that I wanted to meet another person. To my surprise Luke loved the idea. We still do it now and makes me horny "

Meet me anytime jade xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I see a need for a 'Dummies guide to talking dirty'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love it, it’s an essential part of sex.

BBC is always telling me he wants me to eat another woman’s pussy. I get extremely turned on by this and end up squirting all over the place.

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By *ilthy couple 111Couple
over a year ago

boston

we both love , esp love a guy talking filthy as he fucks me, makes me cum so much

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

"we both love , esp love a guy talking filthy as he fucks me, makes me cum so much

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love it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it ..makes me be filthier

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By *IG G77Man
over a year ago

GATLEY

"I love it ..makes me be filthier"
makes me want more xxx

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By *3xyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

swingers town

We love it such a turn on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I didn't think it was possible to get any filthier but there always seems to be a reserve of filth to be shared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love the idea of it but im truly awful at it.

I just go blank & panic, from "fuck me harder" & "Im gonna cum all over your cock" to "growling noises" & "spank me with a shovel".

Cant do it

That is fine! Now just tell me to cum and we are sorted!

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By *vent HorizonsCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"You either love it or hate it. In my experience it's not possible to talk 'slightly dirty' so once you start you are fully committed.

Ladies do you enjoy dirty talk or recoil from the thought and tell the dirty bugger off for being rude and ruining the sophisticated ambience?"

Marie absolutely loves being talked dirty to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it. Such a turn on. The filthier the better.,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love dirty talk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think there should be an interest called 'Dirty Talking' that can be ticked on your profile.

Any agreement out there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really don't want to get Marmite in bed. The stains never really come out.

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By *eniandMikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Absolutely love it from Mike!!!! Still slightly embarrassed, “sober” doing it back, but still muster a few “fuck me harder” etc!!! Some wine then all bets are off hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to talk dirty…

It’s adds to the mood..

I find that my gf enjoys it & cum’s a lot harder..

She also loves to talk dirty..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just feel weird the scottish accent wasnt made for dirty talk lol specially the glasgow dialect ie. non posh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love it, dirtier the better, especially when it's the sort of woman who gives off a butter wouldn't melt vibe in everyday life.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I love it...but I can't talk dirty myself

it doesn't work for some reason. Too busy enjoying myself to talk.

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

"You either love it or hate it. In my experience it's not possible to talk 'slightly dirty' so once you start you are fully committed.

Ladies do you enjoy dirty talk or recoil from the thought and tell the dirty bugger off for being rude and ruining the sophisticated ambience?"

Delivery is key. When done right, it causes a variety of positive reactions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We absolutely love it

I think it’s what starts a lot of couples off swinging for the first time

We love to watch porn together and chat about what we would love to try next, life’s too short not to be honest with each other about fantasy’s

And more than happy to carry them out to turn each other on to their limits

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By *REEPALESTINEMan
over a year ago

derby

Love it

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