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Things seldom see on a females profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just thought i'd add one for the female profiles as we already have one for the males.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A face pic

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I don't care how old/young/fat/thin/ugly you are... Ill fuck you anyway I'm that desperate. Please leave a message and ill get back to you, no more than 3 words tho, obscenities a must. Here's my address actually saves time just come round without messaging at all!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shaven cock and balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't care how old/young/fat/thin/ugly you are... Ill fuck you anyway I'm that desperate. Please leave a message and ill get back to you, no more than 3 words tho, obscenities a must. Here's my address actually saves time just come round without messaging at all!! X"

You know, I have seen a fair few that says age and looks important .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started to add a list then realised I'd seriously reduce my list of friends or people wanting to say hello

Will reply to all messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/01/13 13:02:18]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I started to add a list then realised I'd seriously reduce my list of friends or people wanting to say hello

Will reply to all messages "

What about those of us that do

I think you should have stayed with your gut instinct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet at mine tonight all singles welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I started to add a list then realised I'd seriously reduce my list of friends or people wanting to say hello

Will reply to all messages

What about those of us that do

I think you should have stayed with your gut instinct "

Errrrr I meant ill reply to all messages

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By *mileyBWoman
over a year ago

Northwood

Distance no object

Doesn't mind schlepping half way across the country.

I love it when people say 'fancy a fuck darlin', it makes me so hot!

Loves hairy overgrown pubes.

Loves cheesy clocks and pussies.

Tolerates rudeness.

Has no life of my own, I am at your complete and utter disposal

Just to start

.

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

cheesy clocks??


"Distance no object

Doesn't mind schlepping half way across the country.

I love it when people say 'fancy a fuck darlin', it makes me so hot!

Loves hairy overgrown pubes.

Loves cheesy clocks and pussies.

Tolerates rudeness.

Has no life of my own, I am at your complete and utter disposal

Just to start

.

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't care how old/young/fat/thin/ugly you are... Ill fuck you anyway I'm that desperate. Please leave a message and ill get back to you, no more than 3 words tho, obscenities a must. Here's my address actually saves time just come round without messaging at all!! X

You know, I have seen a fair few that says age and looks important .

"

dammit!!! flipping auto incorrect on my phone. I meant unimportant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

wanted!

A tiny cock, for my cavernous vadge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Distance no object

Doesn't mind schlepping half way across the country.

I love it when people say 'fancy a fuck darlin', it makes me so hot!

Loves hairy overgrown pubes.

Loves cheesy clocks and pussies.

Tolerates rudeness.

Has no life of my own, I am at your complete and utter disposal

Just to start

.

"

You forgot "AND LOVE IT UP ME"

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By *nteressanteMan
over a year ago

Manchester

humility

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

A sky remote...

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By *pecifically1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"I don't care how old/young/fat/thin/ugly you are... Ill fuck you anyway I'm that desperate. Please leave a message and ill get back to you, no more than 3 words tho, obscenities a must. Here's my address actually saves time just come round without messaging at all!! X"

Now I know where I am going wrong!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

looking for a man that I can take out and spoil, spend my hard earned cash on and treat him like the prince he surely is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for: fat, ugly single males for fucks when ever you like, love a tiny cock with pubes longer than it. I am 19, slim with 28DD tits with massive daddy issues.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

boring, slightly psychotic and by all means easy.

loves timewasters and definitely shall reply to all messages without face pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For quite a lot of them......verifications!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When not on Fab my real name is Malcolm, I collect beer mats and I live with my mother"

So nice to get that off my chest, now what was this thread about?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

My verification....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A face pic "

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

my telephone number is: 07** ***69 call me any time, day or night

I am available anytime time of day or night, always dressed sexy just waiting for your message

I am happy to get in my car in the middle of the night and drive to meet you for a blow job

sure I will think of some more soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I started to add a list then realised I'd seriously reduce my list of friends or people wanting to say hello

Will reply to all messages

What about those of us that do

I think you should have stayed with your gut instinct

Errrrr I meant ill reply to all messages "

As did I

Im just not stupid enoug to include it in profile text

That would be the 1 line they did read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* enough,

sorry I should know better, I know the spelling police are in today

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Yay! I'm the lucky winner of a paid holiday to the Dominican Republic with a gorgous bloke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback only

Message me and I will meet tonight

Cum in my bum and not on my tits

Postcode on profile

I don't care who you have met before

I will pay all expenses

You don't need verifications

And I love cock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My verification....

"

*chokes on my coffee*

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"My verification....

*chokes on my coffee*"

Well there are a few notable exceptions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My list has resulted in 26 emails.. Do people not realise it was a joke raflmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My list has resulted in 26 emails.. Do people not realise it was a joke raflmao "

Yoou love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My list has resulted in 26 emails.. Do people not realise it was a joke raflmao

Yoou love it! "

Not a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A sky remote..."

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Please bring a bunny. There is a shortage in my area

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