FabSwingers.com forum: Testicles

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would a size of a mans testicles effect your decision on meeting someone. This is directed more for the females looking for well endowed men. Do any of you have a preference or is it totally irrelevant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally irrelevant for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Testicle size is not important to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why? Do you have massive testicles mast??!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am just guessing, but if a guy needed a wheelbarrow to get them in through the door, that could be a tad off-putting.... ?

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan
over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

Hahaha, what a question!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am just guessing, but if a guy needed a wheelbarrow to get them in through the door, that could be a tad off-putting.... ?

lmfao!!

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

do u throw ur balls in aswell then? otherwise whts the relavance on ur bollock size?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao!!.. big balls... small balls doesn't bother me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am just guessing, but if a guy needed a wheelbarrow to get them in through the door, that could be a tad off-putting.... ?

lmfao!!

You may laugh, but I have seen a photo of a guy with Elephantitis who genuinely had them in a wheelbarrow.... Not a pretty sight....

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By *radleyandRavenCouple
over a year ago

Herts

"I am just guessing, but if a guy needed a wheelbarrow to get them in through the door, that could be a tad off-putting.... ?

Surely that would be a sign of some sort of tumour?

Or extreme water-retention?... If so, free water bed!

- Amy. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he wants to try the 'Teapot' with an accommodating lady!

(And if you don't follow - check the forum thread below!!)

http://fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/116052

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"Maybe he wants to try the 'Teapot' with an accommodating lady!

(And if you don't follow - check the forum thread below!!)

http://fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/116052"
isnt it called t bagging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe he wants to try the 'Teapot' with an accommodating lady!

(And if you don't follow - check the forum thread below!!)

http://fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/116052 isnt it called t bagging

Nope! The 'Teapot' is a whole different level of - well hilarity actually!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I'm currently sat drinking coffee - I'll save you all searching!

Here's what someone posted on the Teapot thread!!!

"And here is the googled explanation, but as they say on the telly for those who don't want to know look away now...

A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot."

Three words! Oh. My. God !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok am I confusing teabagging now with teapotting?

Good title op

I can honestly say testicle size has never been a thought in my head.

Admitted a wheelbarrow

I'd be scared of hurting him, trying to get round them so would have to decline.

Although can you imagine his leg muscles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok thanks (I think) obihave

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

What if the bloke turn up with no testicles at all???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if the bloke turn up with no testicles at all???

well if he is actually a bloke

and Ive got far enough with him to see he has no nuts, then I've decided he is a person I want to play with; so I honestly dont think I would be overly fussed.

It would be a new experience after all

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

"lmao!!.. big balls... small balls doesn't bother me !

As long as you can suck on them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I'm currently sat drinking coffee - I'll save you all searching!

Here's what someone posted on the Teapot thread!!!

"And here is the googled explanation, but as they say on the telly for those who don't want to know look away now...

Three words! Oh. My. God !!!

Whistling ? That would put me right off

So your programming your mind to be stimulated and right on the verge of cumming by the ...... sound of a kettle ?

What happens when you brew up in the kitchen ? You'll Get a hard on and load up your pants lol setting a dangerous precedent there lol

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"What if the bloke turn up with no testicles at all???

well if he is actually a bloke

and Ive got far enough with him to see he has no nuts, then I've decided he is a person I want to play with; so I honestly dont think I would be overly fussed.

It would be a new experience after all

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By *antstoplaynowMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

"As I'm currently sat drinking coffee - I'll save you all searching!

Here's what someone posted on the Teapot thread!!!

"And here is the googled explanation, but as they say on the telly for those who don't want to know look away now...

just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot."

Three words! Oh. My. God !!!

Brings tears to my eyes thinking about it vasectomy was bad enough without having your ball squeezed up someone's arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im talking more about it being asthetically pleasing and in proportion to penis size. And to answer i ask because in pictures mine look disproportionatly small in comparison to my cock lol

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By *gw1070Man
over a year ago

stourbridge

Anyone remember Buster Gonad in Viz? The man with the unfeasably large bollocks!

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By *gw1070Man
over a year ago

stourbridge

"What if the bloke turn up with no testicles at all???

At a naturist event I once went to there was a guy who had no genitals at all. It was a rare genetic condition and nit the result of body modification .

He even has a web site detailing it all using the pseudonym of willy nilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As I'm currently sat drinking coffee - I'll save you all searching!

Here's what someone posted on the Teapot thread!!!

"And here is the googled explanation, but as they say on the telly for those who don't want to know look away now...

Three words! Oh. My. God !!!

I was having a coffee break and now my coffee is on the desk

The whistling would put me off i wonder if you could get someone to sing im a little tea pot

Oh the images

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