FabSwingers.com forum: Be careful with cockrings lol

By *zsander23 OP Couple
over a year ago

Warrington

So.. Funny story about cockrings.

Saturday night we were having a play night and thought we would try our new vibrating cockring.

After quite a bit faffing we managed to get on (behind the balls).

We had a few drinks so a cheeky viagra was dropped to keep things perky.

Note to self.. Viagra and tight cockrings don't mix well.

Everything started well but then it started to get tighter and tighter to the point of hurting.

By this time my cock and balls are turning various shades of purple.

Play was paused as we waited for it to go down and we could take it off..

Nope, it didn't want to go down.

I'm trying my hardest not to panic but was having visions of walking into A&E swollen, purple cock and balls swinging heavily.

Squirting lube on it by the gallon and ice cold shower eventually get my cock out which gave some relief but it still had a vulcan death grip on my balls.

Eventually I worked it free to much relief.

From start to finish MRS is absolutely doubled up in fits of laughter.

Days later if she even hears the words blue or purple she's off in fits of giggles.

If anyone is interested in the shade of purple a cock can turn then pm us for a private pic hahaha

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By *zsander23 OP Couple
over a year ago

Warrington

Does anyone else have any funny stories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So.. Funny story about cockrings.

Saturday night we were having a play night and thought we would try our new vibrating cockring.

After quite a bit faffing we managed to get on (behind the balls).

We had a few drinks so a cheeky viagra was dropped to keep things perky.

Note to self.. Viagra and tight cockrings don't mix well.

Everything started well but then it started to get tighter and tighter to the point of hurting.

By this time my cock and balls are turning various shades of purple.

Play was paused as we waited for it to go down and we could take it off..

Nope, it didn't want to go down.

I'm trying my hardest not to panic but was having visions of walking into A&E swollen, purple cock and balls swinging heavily.

Squirting lube on it by the gallon and ice cold shower eventually get my cock out which gave some relief but it still had a vulcan death grip on my balls.

Eventually I worked it free to much relief.

From start to finish MRS is absolutely doubled up in fits of laughter.

Days later if she even hears the words blue or purple she's off in fits of giggles.

If anyone is interested in the shade of purple a cock can turn then pm us for a private pic hahaha

50 shades of purple

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By *zsander23 OP Couple
over a year ago

Warrington

"So.. Funny story about cockrings.

Saturday night we were having a play night and thought we would try our new vibrating cockring.

After quite a bit faffing we managed to get on (behind the balls).

We had a few drinks so a cheeky viagra was dropped to keep things perky.

Note to self.. Viagra and tight cockrings don't mix well.

Everything started well but then it started to get tighter and tighter to the point of hurting.

By this time my cock and balls are turning various shades of purple.

Play was paused as we waited for it to go down and we could take it off..

Nope, it didn't want to go down.

I'm trying my hardest not to panic but was having visions of walking into A&E swollen, purple cock and balls swinging heavily.

Squirting lube on it by the gallon and ice cold shower eventually get my cock out which gave some relief but it still had a vulcan death grip on my balls.

Eventually I worked it free to much relief.

From start to finish MRS is absolutely doubled up in fits of laughter.

Days later if she even hears the words blue or purple she's off in fits of giggles.

If anyone is interested in the shade of purple a cock can turn then pm us for a private pic hahaha

50 shades of purple "

54 shades to be precise haha

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By *reddie204Man
over a year ago

South west

This is why, when at a funeral, when All things Bright and Beautiful is chosen! I shudder lol

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

I've found the Lovense Diamo is impossible to remove until I cum - had a few six hour erections with the damn thing.

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"So.. Funny story about cockrings.

Saturday night we were having a play night and thought we would try our new vibrating cockring.

After quite a bit faffing we managed to get on (behind the balls).

We had a few drinks so a cheeky viagra was dropped to keep things perky.

Note to self.. Viagra and tight cockrings don't mix well.

Everything started well but then it started to get tighter and tighter to the point of hurting.

By this time my cock and balls are turning various shades of purple.

Play was paused as we waited for it to go down and we could take it off..

Nope, it didn't want to go down.

I'm trying my hardest not to panic but was having visions of walking into A&E swollen, purple cock and balls swinging heavily.

Squirting lube on it by the gallon and ice cold shower eventually get my cock out which gave some relief but it still had a vulcan death grip on my balls.

Eventually I worked it free to much relief.

From start to finish MRS is absolutely doubled up in fits of laughter.

Days later if she even hears the words blue or purple she's off in fits of giggles.

If anyone is interested in the shade of purple a cock can turn then pm us for a private pic hahaha

great story

Can just picture the rising panic and glad to hear it turned out all right in the end

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By *ilesandMaryCouple
over a year ago

Cawston

Lol reading this and Purple Rain playing on Radio

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

"Lol reading this and Purple Rain playing on Radio

that's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeezus, just how small / tight was this cockring??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've found the Lovense Diamo is impossible to remove until I cum - had a few six hour erections with the damn thing.

If you have an erection for more than 4 hours it’s a medical emergency. I’d watch out for that

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I've found the Lovense Diamo is impossible to remove until I cum - had a few six hour erections with the damn thing.

If you have an erection for more than 4 hours it’s a medical emergency. I’d watch out for that

Oh shit... really?!

I'd no idea. I've fallen asleep with it on me a few times and woken up still rock hard hours later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've found the Lovense Diamo is impossible to remove until I cum - had a few six hour erections with the damn thing.

If you have an erection for more than 4 hours it’s a medical emergency. I’d watch out for that

Oh shit... really?!

I'd no idea. I've fallen asleep with it on me a few times and woken up still rock hard hours later."

Yeah for real. You can cause long term damage and erection issues cos it can cause the tissue to die. NHS says if it’s longer than 2 hours to see the ER. If you’ve fallen asleep, that’s really really bad. If I was you’d, I’d see a urologist to get it checked out.

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By *ce cream poke man 2Man
over a year ago

Newark

"So.. Funny story about cockrings.

Saturday night we were having a play night and thought we would try our new vibrating cockring.

After quite a bit faffing we managed to get on (behind the balls).

We had a few drinks so a cheeky viagra was dropped to keep things perky.

Note to self.. Viagra and tight cockrings don't mix well.

Everything started well but then it started to get tighter and tighter to the point of hurting.

By this time my cock and balls are turning various shades of purple.

Play was paused as we waited for it to go down and we could take it off..

Nope, it didn't want to go down.

I'm trying my hardest not to panic but was having visions of walking into A&E swollen, purple cock and balls swinging heavily.

Squirting lube on it by the gallon and ice cold shower eventually get my cock out which gave some relief but it still had a vulcan death grip on my balls.

Eventually I worked it free to much relief.

From start to finish MRS is absolutely doubled up in fits of laughter.

Days later if she even hears the words blue or purple she's off in fits of giggles.

If anyone is interested in the shade of purple a cock can turn then pm us for a private pic hahaha

Exact thing happened to me except the ring was metal

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

"I've found the Lovense Diamo is impossible to remove until I cum - had a few six hour erections with the damn thing.

If you have an erection for more than 4 hours it’s a medical emergency. I’d watch out for that

Oh shit... really?!

I'd no idea. I've fallen asleep with it on me a few times and woken up still rock hard hours later.

I've often had an erection for up to three hours even without a cock ring - just during normal sex when I couldn't cum easily. I was told that was odd but good by my partner at the time, so I never thought it could be a problem... not a clue.

Yeah, maybe I might see a quack. Thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've found the Lovense Diamo is impossible to remove until I cum - had a few six hour erections with the damn thing.

If you have an erection for more than 4 hours it’s a medical emergency. I’d watch out for that

Oh shit... really?!

I'd no idea. I've fallen asleep with it on me a few times and woken up still rock hard hours later.

Yeah, maybe I might see a quack. Thanks."

Yeah if it’s happening without a cock ring I’d definitely get it checked out and mention the times when you used a cock ring too

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By *issalignedTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Also, if travelling via an airport the next day after wearing a metal one , remember to take it off

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By *4bimMan
over a year ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Sounds painful.

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By *obinBuckleyMan
over a year ago

Buckley

Always have a mood killer in place for just such a moment. For me it's always been the memory of geography homework. Has me limp withing a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So.. Funny story about cockrings.

Saturday night we were having a play night and thought we would try our new vibrating cockring.

After quite a bit faffing we managed to get on (behind the balls).

We had a few drinks so a cheeky viagra was dropped to keep things perky.

Note to self.. Viagra and tight cockrings don't mix well.

Everything started well but then it started to get tighter and tighter to the point of hurting.

By this time my cock and balls are turning various shades of purple.

Play was paused as we waited for it to go down and we could take it off..

Nope, it didn't want to go down.

I'm trying my hardest not to panic but was having visions of walking into A&E swollen, purple cock and balls swinging heavily.

Squirting lube on it by the gallon and ice cold shower eventually get my cock out which gave some relief but it still had a vulcan death grip on my balls.

Eventually I worked it free to much relief.

From start to finish MRS is absolutely doubled up in fits of laughter.

Days later if she even hears the words blue or purple she's off in fits of giggles.

If anyone is interested in the shade of purple a cock can turn then pm us for a private pic hahaha

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